kodak Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 DROPPED PIZZAS - Bored young pizza-makers often try to twirl pizzas overhead just like in the movies - but inexperienced workers frequently drop them. They'd just pick the pizza up off the floor, blow the dust off and stick it in the oven. DIRTY HANDS - In two of the shops I worked for, none of the staffers ever washed their hands, even after using the bathroom BUG "TOPPING" - You'd often see cockroaches scuttling over the dough, If the staffers saw one they'd crush it, right on the pizza. They'd try to scrape it off, but they could never get all of it. "If there were some legs or stuff left behind, they used to joke, 'Oh well, adds to the flavor.'" SNEEZING WORKERS - One guy we nicknamed 'Sneezy' because he sneezed on the pizza dough so often. Another guy used to have a chronic cough and when he let one loose, droplets of phlegm would spray everywhere." ROAMING PETS - In one shop, they had a pet cat that was allowed to roam around freely. You'd see its fur drifting onto a pizza and nobody did anything about it." CIGARETTE BUTTS - Smoking is epidemic in pizza shops, Occasionally ashes or a whole cigarette butt falls into the dough. The guys try to dig out as much as they can, but once in a while a butt gets through." RECYCLED PIZZAS - At one shop, if they couldn't find an address, they'd bring the pizza back and let it sit around for days till someone ordered the same thing LAXATIVES, NUTS & BOLTS - If you don't give the delivery person a decent tip, you can be pretty sure that the next time you order a pizza, it will come with a little 'extra topping,' of one kind or another SAT-ON PIZZAS - Not all the abuse done to pizzas is malicious - some is all in good fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Hmm give us a site where this was from and i may beleive you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whoa1 Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Originally posted by kodak CIGARETTE BUTTS - Smoking is epidemic in pizza shops, Occasionally ashes or a whole cigarette butt falls into the dough. The guys try to dig out as much as they can, but once in a while a butt gets through. Once I found one of those under my pizza, I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Dr. Dazzle is a said pizza maker. None of this shit happens...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 i used to put my cigarettes out on a kids face that looked like a pizza. wait. no i didnt. woulda been preety bad ass if i did though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr snortalot Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 IVE GOTTEN LONLEY PUSSY FROM HORNEY WOMEN DELIVERY PIZZAS... TALK ABOUT 30 MIN. OR FREE...I HAD A PINK PORSCHE AND I FUCKED A HUNGRY CALL GIRL BECaUSE IM SO FRESH..FO FREE... MAKING UP FOR MY LATE PIES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 I had pizza today:mad: It was delicious!:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 my brother pissed on a pizza before;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 i remember in elementary school everyone said their favorite food was pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted September 7, 2002 Author Share Posted September 7, 2002 i worked at little caesars for a year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8burner Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne i remember in elementary school everyone said their favorite food was pizza and nachoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 cheesesteaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Originally posted by kodak i worked at little caesars for a year kodak, hopefully not the one right there on zarzamora and military by H.E.B.... i hope. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.e Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 i also hope he really didnt work at that one. Grandola, are we talking about the same one? 210? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Originally posted by mr.e i also hope he really didnt work at that one. Grandola, are we talking about the same one? 210? yeah I'm pretty sure it's the same one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted September 7, 2002 Author Share Posted September 7, 2002 Originally posted by Grandola kodak, hopefully not the one right there on zarzamora and military by H.E.B.... i hope. :eek: no actually it was on jackson keller and west ave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 I like calzones more than pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Originally posted by mr.e i also hope he really didnt work at that one. Grandola, are we talking about the same one? 210? yes, yes we are. south side of 210 like whoa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Originally posted by kodak no actually it was on jackson keller and west ave. thank-god. as long as i don't know what goes on at a place. i'm cool with eating there. but i will now avoid that little ceasers till i die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 Originally posted by kodak no actually it was on jackson keller and west ave. :eek: :eek: dude! I was so close of going to that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted September 8, 2002 Author Share Posted September 8, 2002 Originally posted by THEdude :eek: :eek: dude! I was so close of going to that one well i dont work there no more. but i dont know what still goes on there. i know my friends baby was concieved there a few months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 tombstone forever dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 yeah, and do you know how much rat shit comes with a box of cereal. who gives a shit, we get more germs touching a subway handrail.. cant worry about shit like that, when you got diseased shitting on their hands and wiping it all over each given city.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calusterize Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 .. I blame the parents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilistic Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 more antibodies for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.e Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 hooray for living on the northside, but everytime i go to the yard i end up somehow getting a pizza from that bitch. one of my friends usually treks over there and hooks it up. next time i'll tell him to keep his nut pizza to himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 i've been getting into papa john's lately. extra cheese pizza's are good as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 Originally posted by AeRoSoL JuNkiE i've been getting into papa john's lately. extra cheese pizza's are good as hell. fuck yea, papa john's pizza wins hands down. thin crust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 We gave the pizza guy a 3 dolla tip last night and told em that he could have all the beer he could drink in two mins from the keg... Kid killed like 4 cups and smoked some of a blunt we were passin around... I think someone got his picture with beer and bud in his hands.. cool guy though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted September 8, 2002 Author Share Posted September 8, 2002 Originally posted by mr.e hooray for living on the northside, but everytime i go to the yard i end up somehow getting a pizza from that bitch. one of my friends usually treks over there and hooks it up. next time i'll tell him to keep his nut pizza to himself. where do you live by? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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