dialrocka4sho Posted May 1, 2001 Share Posted May 1, 2001 I flashed my cousin on accident once. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> ------------------ LoRd DiAl RoCkA & ish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffnerd Posted May 1, 2001 Share Posted May 1, 2001 i walked through the all the halls of my old school with my balls hanging out ------------------ ORACLEone wanted his new name to be clownpenis but they wouldnt let him so he settled for graffnerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dialrocka4sho Posted May 1, 2001 Author Share Posted May 1, 2001 on purpose? the other day at werk sum guy was buyin stuff & then said o man my fly is down-- how embarasin is that.. i was like uhh hehe . ------------------ LoRd DiAl RoCkA & ish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Me Face Death Posted May 1, 2001 Share Posted May 1, 2001 Originally posted by graffnerd: i walked through the all the halls of my old school with my balls hanging out I've done that many times to see if anyone would say anything to me about it...it was very rare when someone would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charles_bronson Posted May 1, 2001 Share Posted May 1, 2001 my friend took out his dick in the ball pit of a chuck e. cheese once. it was funny. he also mooned a bus of little children. ------------------ xxxstraightedgexxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jojoo13 Posted May 1, 2001 Share Posted May 1, 2001 i mooned some hookers once they asked if i wanted to party ------------------ no no NO not BZEE....BZ ={(____) <---i luv this stuff!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 http://disney.go.com/activities/printcenter/pooh/pc/coloring/global/02.gif'> "Pooh's junk looks funny upside down" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pow Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 Anyone know what a chicken heart is?? It's when you pull one ball out of your pants and make the skin tight around your ball. It's fuckin funny ass shit Try it on people, its so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 Originally posted by Pow: Anyone know what a chicken heart is?? It's when you pull one ball out of your pants and make the skin tight around your ball. It's fuckin funny ass shit Try it on people, its so funny Is that safe at all to handle it so ruffly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 Originally posted by Pow: Anyone know what a chicken heart is?? It's when you pull one ball out of your pants and make the skin tight around your ball. It's fuckin funny ass shit Try it on people, its so funny THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE HEARD IN A FUCKING DUMB LONG TIME!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHICKEN HEART!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHHAHAHAHA!!!!! MERO TMFMLB $0.10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 thats eyore. know your pooh characters fool.!! whatchyourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 Originally posted by suburbian bum: http://disney.go.com/activities/printcenter/pooh/pc/coloring/global/02.gif'> "Pooh's junk looks funny upside down" HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! MEROJUANA $0.10 COP EM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 Originally posted by BoB Hope ONER: thats eyore. know your pooh characters fool.!! whatchyourself. I know that, hes lookin at pooh... I know my pooh characters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 hahah the chicken heart? pretty similar to this wild kid that goes to my school...used to pull his balls out and squeeze to make tight in the skin and he'd put em on kid's heads sayin "the BRAIN! THE BRAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIN!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watch me die Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 apparantly theres something called a texas belt buckle, which ive never experienced, but i heard about this shit, you put your balls over the top of your pants but you pull your shirt over it and then ask someone if they want to see your "texas belt buckle" and when they say yes you inveitably show it to them now, when i heard this, the kid was like "yeah i've had it done four times to me. " am i the only one who see's the huge flaw here? wouldnt you get the joke after the first time and never do it again? i mean, maybe twice if your a hippy like me, but four fucking times?!!! i dont know man, fuck it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 http://photodata.box.sk/photo/d/djordjevic09.jpg'> i sleep naked covered in blood in random forests like everyday! ------------------ ???666MAKROS666??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicio Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 that chicken shit happened to me once. One time my friend said that he sat in gum, Im like "ahh man, that sucks, im sorry" Then he pulls up his sorts with a peice of the sack between his fingers pulled tight. Damn..it really looked like gum. I stared at it for like 3 seconds trying to figure out what was happining. I was thginking, why was the gum all hairy? I'll never fall for that again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 http://freights.fetishnews.net/tux.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 If only I was a guy... I swear to god i'd slap my junk across foreheads with ease. Theres nothing funny that you can do with breasts... it's not funny at all. A girl could expose her breasts and it seems more sexual than funny. And I want it to be funny, not sexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 http://www.koltershock1.net/gallery/boom03.jpg'> " " you know what...i dont even want to type anything for this one...its too...ehhh...never mind. ------------------ ???666MAKROS666??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperbackWriter Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 i just saw a whole hallway of college chicks flashing in the window of their lounge for finals week. tomorrow night theres supposed to be naked volleyball. first Moses, now this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dialrocka4sho Posted May 2, 2001 Author Share Posted May 2, 2001 nakedness just rocks. its always fun to be nude http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'> ------------------ LoRd DiAl RoCkA & ish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
east Posted May 2, 2001 Share Posted May 2, 2001 this kid i know did this thing called a british bulldog. he pulled his pants down right below his ass and pulled his nuts between his legs and got on all fours....i thought it was very homoic but i was stoned and laughed.....i think more girls should flash people...iwent to get alcohol with my friend and when we were heading to his house we pulled up to an intersection and i look over to my right and see two of the finest girls ive seen in a while....BUCK ASS NAKED...my mouth dropped and when they saw me staring at them they all started laughing and rubbing eachothers chest and shit ....i love girls who arent afraid to experiment...and i hate guys who wont follow a car of naked girls cuz he has a girl at home..........what about meeeeeeeeeeeeee. all i can say is someone was a lucky motherfucker that night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted May 3, 2001 Share Posted May 3, 2001 Rock out with your cock out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dBUSH Posted May 3, 2001 Share Posted May 3, 2001 I think its funny when girls moon guys because guy will moon guys and and be all "goddamn hairy man-ass!" and chicks will moon and Im all "hey nice trim job." I dont think chicks realize this when they moon me but thats cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid furie Posted May 3, 2001 Share Posted May 3, 2001 since my ass is disgustingly hairy so i like to moon many a people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid furie Posted May 3, 2001 Share Posted May 3, 2001 http://www.takenforgranted.com/tfg/rockout.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS Posted May 3, 2001 Share Posted May 3, 2001 i was getting paint one time, and i bent down to try to rack, when i noticed my balls hanging out. now, to those of you who know me, thats a scary sight! anyways, this was about 2 in the afternoon, i had little money to buy new clothes, and i was about 17 miles from home with no money and no car, just enough to get home. the rest of that day turned out to be a fun adventure, i... met my friends new girl, played pool, and went out to eat. nobody said shit, but i know it was noticeable, even though i blocked it as best i could, im sure i slipped out a few times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted May 3, 2001 Share Posted May 3, 2001 everyone's always after my ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 3, 2001 Share Posted May 3, 2001 bigmetal...maybe they just didnt mind the presence of your balls. ------------------ ???666MAKROS666??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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