Guest keep Posted April 10, 2001 Share Posted April 10, 2001 i thought i already posted this but i guess not, i busted in a chics eye once. she's screaming and runs to the bathroom, i had no clue what happened. she told me and i couldnt stop laughing, she got pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beks Posted April 10, 2001 Share Posted April 10, 2001 ha, the funniest shit i can recall was puttin a grapefruit in a towel and man, i tell ya, i went straight to town. you may ask, grapefruit? heck yeah! no bruises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.W.F UNABOMBER Posted April 10, 2001 Share Posted April 10, 2001 Originally posted by Clay-Burner: Harsh.... so youd say.. its okay that you left teeth marks on my cock theyll go away after a while, dont worry about it. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> being kicked in the balls hurts i dont want to know what being bit feels like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatguydist Posted April 10, 2001 Share Posted April 10, 2001 nothing is better for a sweet ass makeout session then having one of the two people be all into it and then be like OWW! all of a sudden... has happened to me and a girl on several occasions.. dosent really kill the mood but your like FUCK i need to eat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskoner Posted April 10, 2001 Share Posted April 10, 2001 yeah, distro... so last night, she grabs her crothc, and is kinda laughing and goes, "ouch that hurrrrrrrrrt." i felt like a weiner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Are2 Posted April 10, 2001 Share Posted April 10, 2001 Originally posted by fatguydist: every time i get off with her i always laugh afterwards... she isnt offended she laughs too... but does anyone else have that happen?? word..i laugh like a mofo if its real good.. i can't help it.. YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 i laugh when its good.. love and happiness. makes you wanna you wrong makes you wanna do.... ..the humpty dance is the dance do the hump.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatguydist Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 maybe thats why eh... she is mad good... i finally see her in two days after three weeks... its gonna be a mess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskoner Posted April 12, 2001 Share Posted April 12, 2001 i am bumping this cuz i know once the weekend rolls around everyone will have new stories. i hate doing shit when my roommate is in the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE DEVIL! Posted April 12, 2001 Share Posted April 12, 2001 I have to say, tha absolute worst situation to be in.....you come home with a chick, start makin' out and shit...get naked, start fucking, and then suddenly realize that you have to take an enormous dump. Cause that's all you can think about! It totally takes over your thoughts, no sexy-pussygettin-pornstar-playin'-I'm the man shit goin' on...You're like..."shit, do I just excuse myself, go take a dump, and leave the bathroom all stinky?" or "Am I gonna shit all over when I cum?" you can't help it. That shit will CONTROL you for the entire time you have your dick in this chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest keep Posted April 12, 2001 Share Posted April 12, 2001 hahahhahhah, im so glad that has never happened to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted April 12, 2001 Share Posted April 12, 2001 jesus, falling off the bed is hysterical. i had a bed mattress on top another w/no box spring beneath then, so they're all slippery and shit. we were getting jiggy, then BAM, the fucking top mattress slides off, we tumble almost 4 feet, and i laughed my ass off. um, she didn't laugh. bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskoner Posted April 13, 2001 Share Posted April 13, 2001 man, last night, i swear she was trying to make boob farts with her chest on mine... but i wouldnt let her.... the secret, you see: squeeze da boobie together. the other night, i was kissing her boobs and i accidentally made this loud sucking noise and my roommate kinda stirred in his sleep and said, "turn off the tv. i got an early class." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omone Posted April 13, 2001 Share Posted April 13, 2001 too drunk to fuck, too drunk, to fuck thats all i need right now, too drunk to fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaHatedKreater Posted April 13, 2001 Share Posted April 13, 2001 someone. .pleeeaase educate me to the dirty sanchez ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskoner Posted April 14, 2001 Share Posted April 14, 2001 dirty sanchez- taking a girl from behind... and then mid vag-intercourse, jam your index/pointer finger into the anus, and slide your finger across her upper lip; giving her the ultimate moustache... dirty sanchez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiken Posted April 14, 2001 Share Posted April 14, 2001 Originally posted by *geko-one*: CHOMPERS!!!!! you are too young to get a hard on ------------------ i havent had anything to eat since those rancid brownies back in the cow pasture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ibteaseone Posted April 14, 2001 Share Posted April 14, 2001 watching people havin seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex is hella funny. live porno is off tha... well its tight. tease http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> pleazzzzzzzzzz b:leaVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eliptik Posted April 15, 2001 Share Posted April 15, 2001 Originally posted by Chiken: you are too young to get a hard on yeah right he's at that age where he gets boners like 50 times a day for no reason. that always sucked when it happened at school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeroSeis Posted April 18, 2001 Share Posted April 18, 2001 the other night i was fuckin my girl, and she bent over so i could hit it from the back. Being the ass connosiouer that I am I decided to jiggle her ass cheeks around and shit...well after I jiggled them a bit...the bitch farted, not a big loud obvious fart, just a little *prrt* It was kinda dark so she couldn't see me silently laughing my ass off. Thats gotta be the funniest shit I've ever seen or heard during sex...ever. *prrt* KILLA MERO MLBEASTIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cracked ass Posted April 18, 2001 Share Posted April 18, 2001 The last girl I was feeling up fell asleep on me. That was, what...summer of '99... *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted April 18, 2001 Share Posted April 18, 2001 bump for the last two posts. laughing so hard my afro is straightening out. kahzow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatguydist Posted April 19, 2001 Share Posted April 19, 2001 my roomates girlfriend fell asleep while giving him and hand job... if you know my roomate this joke will be more funny to others.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay-Burner Posted April 19, 2001 Share Posted April 19, 2001 Originally posted by cracked ass: The last girl I was feeling up fell asleep on me. That was, what...summer of '99... *sigh* http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> haha.....damn...thats good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yel 2k Posted April 19, 2001 Share Posted April 19, 2001 ok this one time i was fuckin my girl her top riding when she was moving front to back and one time moved forward without lifting and bent my boner and it made this loud crack... one time i was hitting it from behind and noticed a far tighter hole and go smacked for fuckin it any sex during period gets loud and sounds funny tonight i started a conversation about fear factory while fuckin cause thats what i was listening to at the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted April 19, 2001 Share Posted April 19, 2001 A "sexual mishap" happened to me last night... I thought it only happened to girls when they're virgins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted April 19, 2001 Share Posted April 19, 2001 Originally posted by Secret: A "sexual mishap" happened to me last night... I thought it only happened to girls when they're virgins! tell me about it..ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatguydist Posted April 19, 2001 Share Posted April 19, 2001 damn that sucks secret... kinda gross but it happens i guess.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskoner Posted April 20, 2001 Share Posted April 20, 2001 nevermind... [This message has been edited by maskoner (edited 04-19-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskoner Posted April 20, 2001 Share Posted April 20, 2001 i hate myself... and EVERY GIRL I KNOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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