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Guest beardo

dry humor suggests that its actually funny on some level.

 

thats just lame.

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Originally posted by SkyDancer666

yeah, that wasn't dry humor, that was just dumb.

 

stop following me around i dont want your bibles!

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Guest --zeSto--

now this is as dry as my gin martini !

 

 

The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away. By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaiining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!

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Guest --zeSto--

it is pretty good no?

 

sorry...

 

it is pretty good eh?

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now that is some right good dry humor.

 

now to slip out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.

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Guest sneak

is that true zesto??

 

im being serious, i cant tell if it is or not.

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Guest --zeSto--

no... it's not true.

 

you do get the joke right?

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