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LABOR DAYS: A DPC Boat Party Adventure

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Click the picture to download the official song for the wonderful journey we are about to embark on. If you do not listen to this song while looking at the pictures, you are missing the point on every possible level. Download that shit, add it to your playlist, and put it on repeat (it loops quite nicely).

 

Now sit back, grab a beer, and follow me on... PUERTORRICAN BOAT PARTY INSANITY, BEEEOTCH!!!!

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

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The vehicle: Sea Pro 255 by Proline, powered by twin 150 hp engines.

 

 

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The Definition of Ill It Reflects.

The vehicle we all wish we had... 65-footer

 

 

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We arrive at 9:00 AM. Grab the first cold one.

 

 

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Dad gets sexy and strikes a pose.

 

 

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First ammo crate.

 

 

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First sign thrown.

 

 

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Get your shit ready, we're gonna split.

 

 

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Landing spot for the first day: Cayo Luis Peña.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

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FIRST!!

 

 

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First in the water: The Dad and the Bro.

 

 

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Get over here, you sober fuck.

 

 

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Yo guys, picture. Look over this way.

 

 

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Fucking look this wa... there we go. *Click*

 

 

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Team II arrives...

 

 

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...and Team III comes next.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

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Yes. This is good.

 

 

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Dad continues his sexy pose rampage.

 

 

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Bitches be crazy over the DPC.

 

 

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Eh, where's that camera?

 

 

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Is that it over there? Eh, no...

 

 

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Alright, that alcohol is kicking in!! Time, 11:15 AM.

 

 

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Shit gets hectic.

 

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Obviously, the guys behind us haven't drunk half as much as we have.

 

 

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You know how it goes.

 

 

So, the first camera ran out and nobody was smart/sober enough to bring any more that day, so that was it for Saturday. Which is OK cause I honsetly don't remember much of what happened after 2:00 PM.

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holy shit.. your dad is a Puerto Rican Captian Murphy!

 

shit looks off tha proverbial heezy.

i wish the beaches looked that nice here in california.

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Guest FromTheHeart

Dude your dad is badass its not hard to tell.. Beatiful women , beer , and boriquen sunshine.. thats exactly the kind of vacation I ALWAYS need. Keep em comin, I'm gonna go throw on my swimmies be right back!

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Later that night, back in town.

 

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What a better way to go enhance the next-day beer shits than going to the local chinese takeout. I don't remember any of these pictures being taken.

 

 

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Yes, those drunken sunburned half-smiles right there.

 

 

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This is the only picture I do remember taking, mainly because I spent like 20 minutes trying to get this highly foreign man to throw the DPC sign. He failed miserably, so I told him to fuck off and hurry up with that Lo-Mein.

 

 

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As far as I'm concerned, I'm not allowed to sit that way on those benches. But the chinese dude was scared shitless of us so he didn't say a thing.

 

 

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If I'm gonna stumble and fall all over the street, I might as well bring the bitch down with me. DPC owns you, if you haven't by now noticed.

 

 

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Sexy pose collaboration. My brother's nipples tasted like teriyaki.

 

 

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ASLEEP?!?!? WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

 

Once again, the only camera we had with a flash ran out (the owner took a bunch of bullshit pictures). That night we jumped the fence to a bar next door to our motel, where a live band was playing. My brother forcefully took control of the mic, much to the objection of the vocalist, and proceeded to get the party kicking like nobody's business. The other singer, seeing how live the corwd got, had no option but to sing and dnace along.

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Guest uncle-boy

awwwwww shiiiiieeeet!

 

holding it down for the DPC like wizzoah!!

 

loving the pictures and laughing my ass of at pops sexy pose's. (hee-hee)

 

and as for the song,......................i think we have a winner.

 

cheers to the mamerro:king:

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i love el mamerro and his awesoem songs, i need to get this new one into rotation. get to hawaii you dummy. you can stumble with lots of gurls you dont even know. cheeeee hooo!

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Guest BROWNer

fun..

you're lookin' pretty badass

in those flicks there mamsnozzles:dazed:

 

but i have one question..excuse my

ignorance...what is dpc?

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Guest uncle-boy
Originally posted by BROWNer

what is dpc?

 

DANCE PARTY CREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

Beach drinking 101

 

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The morning after... trying to cope with things.

 

 

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At the dock, ready to split.

 

 

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Ah, but first, we must prepare a few more galons of Limoncillo, the magic puertorrican beach concotion. Let's take a few moments to explain how to make this amazing stuff.

 

Things you need:

 

-2 One-galon bottles of water, one full, one empty.

-1 Liter of white rum (perferably Don Q, but it's hard to get... NO SPICED SHIT, YOU FUCKING CAPTAIN MORGAN PUSSIES)

-2 cans of Sobe Adrenaline or any caffeine-loaded soft drink of choice (this isn't actually necessary, but trust me, it fucking turbocharges the whole thing... you'll see what i mean later).

-2 packets/scoops of Crystal Light powdered drink or any equivalent. This variable, the brand doesn't matter, the flavor is up to you, and the amount of powder varies per brand.

 

How to make it:

 

1) Empty about half the full galon of water into the empty bottle.

2) Open the rum, stick it upside down on the mouth of the water bottle, and let the whole shit drain (Pictured).

3) Add the 2 cans of Adrenaline.

3a) Add the desired powdered drink amount.

4) Whatever space is still empty in the gallon bottle, fill it up with some water from the other bottle.

5) Shake well, and finally...

 

 

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6) Serve. Mom gets her shit together. Time, 8:30 AM.

 

 

 

And we're off to the spot for Sunday... Culebrita, where the real shit is happening...

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

ALRIGHT GENTLEMEN... HERE'S WHERE IT GETS GOOD...

 

NOTE: If you still haven't downloaded that song, DO IT NOW. By looking at this thread, you are contractually obligated to go no further until that song is playing on your speakers. SO GIT!!!

 

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New spot...

 

 

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...and it's packed with boats up to the tits. I counted 38 boats tied together in our "caserío", and there were even bigger ones elsewhere. Must've been around 200 or so.

 

 

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Another caserío, sporting much blingness. See that fat dude on the boat far away? Dude must've moved a total of 4 times the entire day. You could tell when he went in the water, cause the water level would rise 2 inches.

 

 

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My crew was a little hungover, and wasn't hitting shit too hard, so I found a couple of rich homies down the beach and gave the boat party a little upgrade... Tiara 42-footer, next to a 45'er. Both belong to the same family.

 

 

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New Boat Party Team, represent. Check out the tagged cup... that was recycled from 2 years ago, from my infamous birthday party. We all had gigantic individual cups, the purpose of which was to fit a full quarter-to-a-third bottle of rum per drink.

 

If it looks a little cloudy, it's because there were a bunch of small clouds steamrolling down and accumulating in the PR mainland... the entire northeast had violent thunderstorms and flash floods, while we enjoyed full-on sunshine. Wonk saggin.

 

 

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Aw shit, bitch brought out the floaty-wiffle-noodle thingie. The only purpose these things have is to smack people around with it. Wait till I get my hands on it, and somebody's gonne get served...

 

 

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... aaaand it ended up being me. I beaned this girl square in the nose, which resulted in her getting intensely pissed, which in in turn led to me beign launched out of the boat while being simultaneously smacked in the face. Picture taken in mid-air on my way to the water.

 

 

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Gotta love our sXe hardcore vegan lifestyle.

 

 

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FUCKING SLABS OF COW. Don't front.

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Guest --zeSto--

MOO !!

 

you know you're addicted to 12oz when...

 

You post pics of you vacation and make reference to another event 2 years ago!

 

you're really addicted if you remember said event!

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swiffer jet recommends the 13 minute download. it will be worth it. the song gets me hyped like wow.

 

fresh pics, mamski.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

D<++++++++++>P<+++++++++++>C

 

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Alright, so she fucked up the gangsign, but she gets bonus points for tongue.

 

 

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You see those 4 speakers on each beam of the bridge? Those are onle 4 of the 18-speaker sound system on this baby. Next to our legs are two 12-inch JL's encased in some wacky waterproof setup, and inside the main cabin are 6 pairs of those tiny Bose satelite home stereo speakers, pointed out the cabin doors and windows. Right after this picture was taken, "Maniatica Sexual" was placed on repeat, the volume turned up to 11, and the ENTIRE fucking beach was dancing up a storm, wishing they were on out boat.

 

 

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Sing along with us!!!!:

 

-MANIATICA SEXUAL, NO PARE DE SANDUNGUEAR,

QUE VAMOS A LA PISTA TU Y YO A PERREAR!!

TU ME TIENES MAL,

YO TE VOY A RAPTAR,

Y DESPUES EN LA CAMA LO VAMOS A TERMINAR!!!

 

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-MAMI, BRINCA Y SACUDE,

QUE AQUI LLEGO POLACO Y NO PARO HASTA QUE SUDES!! NO DUDES,

QUE DE MI TU TE ENCHULES,

AUNQUE YO TENGA OJOS VERDES NI AZULES!!

 

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-TRAIGO CHAMPAGNE CRISTAL

TRAIGO CHAMPAGNE, MUJEL,

TRAIGO WHITE ZINFANDEL

QUE ESTA NOCHE VAMO'A BEBEL!!!

 

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Dance beeotches, dance!!! (Notice my friend Miguel in the back bringing more Limoncillo)

 

 

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BELEEDAT!!! What the fuck happened to my teeth?

 

 

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Play that funky music, spic boy!!

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