Tonight, on When Short Girls Try To Climb Shit IV.....................

[dukeofyork]

Originally posted by bodice_ripper

 

you missed the real fun. in the older Tattoo thread, Tease managed to mistake my knee for my ass............................:P

 

 

you act like youre surprised tease would make such a mistake..

 

:D

 

just kidding teaser...

:P

[Guest platapie]

ive ripped 4 [airs of pants while jumping fences all infront of my freinds and all of the pants pretty much just fell off my body when it happend. it wasnt liek a lil tair my shit usually just falls off. it makes me sad.

[bodice_ripper]

I think I can I think I can

 

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bodice shall call upon her rodent-like climbing abilities in future.......................

[bodice_ripper]

...unfortunately, it was more like this..........

 

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curse my stubby legs!

[zen]

hahahah classic rodent flicks

[mapo wc]

your-arm-is-thick-as-fuck.

 

with-lesbians-fat-fingers-is-like-big-penis.

 

im-sure-your-girl-is-happy.

[bodice_ripper]

sure you can tell from an isolated section with no other parts to compare it with.

 

And I thought you were leaving, I so shocked you're still here, not even a broken keyboard can keep you away:rolleyes:

 

 

and of course my girl is happy, but forget fingers, its all about my tongue and my knuckles.

[bodice_ripper]

PAY-ME-ATTENTION

 

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pay-me-attention.

 

I'm-leaving-forever-because-no-one-likes-me-and-I-can't-imagine-why.

 

what-do-you-mean-no-one-cares?

 

oh

 

I-suppose-I'll-just-stay-then

[TEEHEEHEE]

how about.... when lanky weirdos climb stuff then fall like two stories down.

 

Personally i believe that would be far more amusing

[bodice_ripper]

IT'S ON THE FUCKING MOVE!!!

 

Originally posted by bodice_ripper

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check my bruise. yes, that blurry bit is obscuring an identifying tattoo. Anyway, I made it on the fifth attempt. talk to me, I'm bored

 

 

fuck blurring that tattoo.........

 

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the fucking bruise is crawling steadily down my arm!!!

[Guest post.]

bodice, your arm looks like a sausage. That's yucky!

 

I hope it gets better soon!

 

:)

[SCAGNETTI]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BLUR THE TATTOO IN THE FIRST PLACE????

 

NO ONE'S AFTER YOU FOR ANYTHING... YOU SORRY POSER

[bodice_ripper]

Originally posted by MARLBORO RED

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BLUR THE TATTOO IN THE FIRST PLACE????

 

NO ONE'S AFTER YOU FOR ANYTHING... YOU SORRY POSER

 

 

I use this email addy for everything. I'm already very clear about where I live. I've had a number of death/injury threats from ex=friends. I'd felt like doing it the first time...was'nt on the second.

 

 

Don't tell me about poser, Mr. OK I AM LEAVING YOU LOSERS, BUT TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LOVED ME FIRST

[Intangible]

Twisted Sister...

[Pistol]

Re: IT'S ON THE FUCKING MOVE!!!

 

Originally posted by bodice_ripper

 

 

fuck blurring that tattoo.........

 

http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00214879f00000058.jpg'>

 

 

the fucking bruise is crawling steadily down my arm!!!

 

holy shit bodice nice ass. where's the beaver shot?

:) :o :D ;) :king: :rolleyes:

 

ibnotknowingaboutfemalebodyparts

[Guest willy.wonka]

i like you bodice.

i like gerbils;)

[bodice_ripper]

Originally posted by willy.wonka

i like you bodice.

i like gerbils;)

 

for you:

 

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[Guest platapie]

thats pretty yucky.

[AeRoSoL JuNkiE]

I think that bruise is trying to eat your arm. If your arm falls off though you can just get a cool robot arm or something.

[Dirty_habiT]

Originally posted by IntangibleFame

Twisted Sister...

 

Hellz yeah, rockin out fixin to get the cops called.

 

Originally posted by bodice_ripper

its all about my tongue and my knuckles.

 

Ok, I'm sorry, call me stupid butt, I don't know the knuckle trick. Do explain.

[bodice_ripper]

Originally posted by Dirty_habiT

 

Ok, I'm sorry, call me stupid butt, I don't know the knuckle trick. Do explain.

 

 

 

um....dude................you know...

 

Knuckles - widest part of you hand without the complicated and painful adding of a thumb...................................

[Dirty_habiT]

OOOooooohhh...... duh!

 

This is me not lost anymore. Thanks.

[SCAGNETTI]

LOL YOU FUCKING SORRY RETARD

 

"WHEN SHORT GIRLS TRY TO CLIMB SHIT..." GET A FUCKING LIFE... I MEAN GODDAMN LOL

[pimp n panda]

the strap on comment was only meant with love, woman.

the impotence joke hit below the belt.... LOL hehehehahaha

 

anyway anyone remeber the old skate video where the dude had a hipper that was so bruised he actually cut his leg open and pushed out the clotted blood into his bathtub?

 

shit was nasty...

[bodice_ripper]

Originally posted by MARLBORO RED

LOL YOU FUCKING SORRY RETARD

 

"WHEN SHORT GIRLS TRY TO CLIMB SHIT..." GET A FUCKING LIFE... I MEAN GODDAMN LOL

 

you're really scrambling for something to give me shit over now, aren't you?

 

 

feel free to continue if you feel it strengthens your internet thug persona sweetie

 

 

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Oh god, are they on to me?

[Dirty_habiT]

Bodice is more ninja than you had previously expected.

[fredwan]

didn't realise the bruise would end up quite that bad, it musta had a fair whack. Loadsa pictures of your battered flesh, but where's the proper flicks I'm waiting on?!

 

( insert innuendo here )