Guest socrates Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 It would be even funnier if seeking got banned, I laugh my ass off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el nervo Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 need a calling card? e-mail me and will talk.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 survery sAYS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by seeking canada: recently someone mentioned that canada was like the "upstairs neighbor who wasnt invited to the party"... they forgot to include the fact that canada is like the fucking asshole that is right across the street from america ive been saying this for awhile now. fuck canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remi Martin Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 did you get together with that one writer girl you were in love with from canada? if you did, thats pretty comendable and remarkable i must admit. and if its some other girl in canada....well i guess you just get a congratulations. glassetch/hekyllandjideoner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andy Capp Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 i'd say fuck america, but then i'd probably get the anti-terrorist bomb squad on my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Andy Fuckin' aye Skippy---see how effective the new Homeland Uber Alles Department is going to be? They have a Special Section just for us--Jackboots On the Internet. Go ahead--Today, dial up that kinky S&M website with the babes wrapped in saran wrap----Tomorrow, you'll be getting sweated by the Internet Pornography Task Force investigators. You'll be quivering in your underwear, while the RCMP goons stand around re-adjusting their shoulder holsters and the guys from the National Security Administration drink cold coffee and peruse all your email. And you thought your Social Insurance Number would never be used for any other purpose---ha ha hah hah ha. (Canada, Canada, uber alles.) Think this is an exaggeration? Try to own a handgun in Canada and see what happens. F-A-S-C-I-S-M wears a lot of different hats. And in Canada, it's Mr. Social Democratic Nice Guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Re: Andy Originally posted by KaBar Go ahead--Today, dial up that kinky S&M website with the babes wrapped in saran wrap----Tomorrow, you'll be getting sweated by the Internet Pornography Task Force investigators... ...Think this is an exaggeration? Try to own a handgun in Canada and see what happens. F-A-S-C-I-S-M wears a lot of different hats. And in Canada, it's Mr. Social Democratic Nice Guy. it's fuckin' eh, and c'mon, Kb, it's great here. No need for a handgun. you may need one to protect your home, so you can get one, as far as I know. I live in the biggest city in Canada (fifth largest in NA, i think), and it's all gravy, more or less. We don't all need to cap everyone that steps on our front lawn. Hey, we drink a lot, and our murder rate is still low, relatively. and FUCKIN' EH! on the saran wrap thing. That shit is funny! I hear you, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Re: Re: Andy Originally posted by Canadiano it's great here. No need for a handgun. Hey, we drink a lot, and our murder rate is still low, relatively. :clears throat: O Caaannaadaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 5, 2002 Author Share Posted September 5, 2002 i would like to amend my first post, and make an addition. god: its been a while since i reminded you that you could suck my fucking cock, but since you decided to remind me how much you fucking blow, it awoke my interest in putting that skill to use. im sick and tired of having you fucking with peoples shit. either 'shit or get off the pot', but quit fucking cock blocking with your invisible little shield of faggotry you like to call 'fate'... no one appreciates it. no one thinks its funny, and everyone is pretty fucking fed up with it... go to hell, asshole. seeks/good, i hope he is listening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 dont mess with the man upstairs seeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by seeking i would like to amend my first post, and make an addition. god: ... go to hell, asshole. im in agreement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 oh and... i really wish The Strokes would just fuck off and die already pieces of shit! especially the drummer. maybe they will take a happy flight into the side of a mountain or crash into the ocean and get mauled by sharks and then some marlin will come by and pillage their rectums! all their songs sound the same, crap! they have been on conan about 3 times now and im fucking sick of it! i hope i see them walking around someday so i can throw a bottle at the side of one of their heads or run them down in my truck! bunch of polesmokers! die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 havent you retards been reading my weekly posts of my adventures in europe? ive been here for 2 months now, and you havent caught on by now? oh and in alberta theres none of this dialing the area code bs, 7 numbers and thats all your ass needs to dial. yeah im in europe. dazzle was set trippin in the lbc for a few but hes at home now. i think. well maybe i should find a job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 T.T. Boy did/ do you live in alberta? or did you just pass through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 A friend refered to Canada as `the shit of America` I did not agree but this was coming from and idiot who has only been to both America and Canada for a day each. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 born and raised in AB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy born and raised in AB yeah? me too. where abouts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 "either 'shit or get off the pot', but quit fucking cock blocking with your invisible little shield of faggotry you like to call 'fate'... no one appreciates it. no one thinks its funny, and everyone is pretty fucking fed up with it... go to hell, asshole" i love the irony of telling god to go to hell....aside from that i just really like the sentence......... everytime i called god his phone was off the hook.....go figure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Az Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 OZZY OZZY OZZY OI OI OI:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 the strokes rock. their songs are so good. rock on! when you smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GASFACEDJEW Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by fr8oholic survery sAYS! YO FUCK YOU AND ALEX TREBECK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 dood honestly can you be any more of a schitzophrenic dipshit.....is it fubu or marlboro, or are both you wastes of sperm some deformed version of siamese twins cause your mom couldnt put down the crack pipe....so both of you just sit together and bang your head on the key board and try to be funny.....i hope so cause other then that you have no explanation.......... and by the way funny guy your talking about the wrong game show.... fucking moron..........werent you gonna leave the boards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GASFACEDJEW Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 FUCK A HOROSCOPE, AND WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE SAYING MARLBORO RED CHECK THE IPS YOU FAGGOTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 yeah good come back..... you write that shit yourself, you fucking siamese twin crack baby.... god dam youre a fucking a moron...you gonna make this a battle of wits or are you gonna end up just boring the fuck outta me corky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GASFACEDJEW Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 BATTLE WHA? GET OFF THE INTERNET MAN YOU SOUND PATHETIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 hahahahahahaha......wow man you are so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so 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so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so ............not funny pathetic......come on dood.........you can do better......ask marlboro for a good comeback....hes always got one...and why all the caps, were you a neglected baby too...your boring me highschooler..... 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GASFACEDJEW Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 YOUR PRETTY CORNY MAN, AND YOUR SPENDING 20 MINUTES ON EACH OF THOSE "COME BACKS" YOUR NOT WORTH IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 "BATTLE WHA? " battle of wits....oh never fucking mind...you can read cant you? Main Entry: wit Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, from Old English; akin to Old High German wizzi knowledge, Old English witan to know Date: before 12th century 1 a : MIND, MEMORY b : reasoning power : INTELLIGENCE 2 a : SENSE 2a -- usually used in plural <alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits -- Alfred Tennyson> b (1) : mental soundness : SANITY -- usually used in plural (2) : mental capability and resourcefulness : INGENUITY 3 a : astuteness of perception or judgment : ACUMEN b : the ability to relate seemingly disparate things so as to illuminate or amuse c (1) : a talent for banter or persiflage (2) : a witty utterance or exchange d : clever or apt humor 4 a : a person of superior intellect : THINKER b : an imaginatively perceptive and articulate individual especially skilled in banter or persiflage - at one's wit's end or at one's wits' end : at a loss for a means of solving a problem synonyms WIT, HUMOR, IRONY, SARCASM, SATIRE, REPARTEE mean a mode of expression intended to arouse amusement. WIT suggests the power to evoke laughter by remarks showing verbal felicity or ingenuity and swift perception especially of the incongruous <a playful wit>. HUMOR implies an ability to perceive the ludicrous, the comical, and the absurd in human life and to express these usually without bitterness <a sense of humor>. IRONY applies to a manner of expression in which the intended meaning is the opposite of what is seemingly expressed <the irony of the title>. SARCASM applies to expression frequently in the form of irony that is intended to cut or wound <given to heartless sarcasm>. SATIRE applies to writing that exposes or ridicules conduct, doctrines, or institutions either by direct criticism or more often through irony, parody, or caricature <a satire on the Congress>. REPARTEE implies the power of answering quickly, pointedly, or wittily <a dinner guest noted for repartee>. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GASFACEDJEW Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 YO LISTEN UP NANCY DREW STOP WASTING MY TIME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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