seeking Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 ten people, places or things that are more than welcome to fuck themselves with a baseball bat dipped in honey then rolled in broken glass... cingular wireless: each month i get to spend 6 hours sitting on hold, waiting for some jackass to figure out how they have fucked my bill up, lied to me about their services, or canceled one of my features for absolutely no reason. "If my package covers all possible roaming charges, and when i called to double check, the guy told me that was infact correct, then how the fuck am i being charged for roaming?" "thats a good question, let me ask my supervisor, can you hold" "fuck off" canada: recently someone mentioned that canada was like the "upstairs neighbor who wasnt invited to the party"... they forgot to include the fact that canada is like the fucking asshole that is right across the street from america, but still forces me to incur fucking roaming charges! you fucking faggots! i dont have to dial a country code... i dont have to ring the fucking operator and have them connect me to guam, its fucking canada! its 45 minutes from ny. jesus. dont make me go up there and start re-drawing your fucking borders so my girl is included in my fucking calling plan! thats just gonna get messy. ok, actually i guess thats all im really mad about. so its not ten, its 2. whatever, you get the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 i could die right now. if somebody in the top floor dropped a raisin over the railing, it could penetrate my skull and my wife would be wondering where i was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 try dialing a phone here buddy. the numbers are all like as follows: 0685749387 8484 84846383 94365202 and thats just the city code. oh yeah, and every single phone machine is broken, 4 in the whole airport train station work. the other 500 all take a currency that hasnt been used in a year. try that on for size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duffman Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 canada will kick your ugly monkey ass...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy 0685749387 8484 84846383 94365202 and thats just the city code. dear lord! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRONOLOGIK Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 I don't know how big of a city Alberta is but Toronto's the biggest city in Canada and our phone numbers are 7 digits preceded by a 3 digit area code. Thats it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Detoit - Windsor If Windsore is the asshole, then Detroit is a fresh cut turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 i hate when you get put on hold...they should come up with something new... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Canada's cool. Cingular sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 thats what you get for having a cell phone....though i guess if your in a long distance relationship, or one that incurs long distance charges it makes more sense.... regardless im a cellphone hater, its the official gadget of unimportant turds.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Originally posted by boogie hands im a cellphone hater, its the official gadget of unimportant turds.... haha... about 2 days ago i saw some guy on his cell while driving around in his rusted ochre pinto. i had to laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Originally posted by KRONOLOGIK I don't know how big of a city Alberta is but Toronto's the biggest city in Canada and our phone numbers are 7 digits preceded by a 3 digit area code. Thats it no. I refuse to accept that you're Canadian and actually just typed that. You must be an immigrant or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 TT Boy, you sure you ain't from a ghost town ghetto of some sort? For the richest province in this great nation, it sounds like they don't maintain it too well. and Kronologik is the dumbest person alive. I once knew this girl who would think she was smarter than me. Then she said one day: "Calgary is in CANADA?" fat bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 there's always dumber people out there. I was talking about the middle east with my roommate, and I said that NATO is practically powerless. She jumped all over me with: "NATO doesn't have anything to do with the middle east. It's only Mexico, the states and Canada." no you silly girl... that's NAFTA. Then she started talking about the Isreali occupation of Mecca. That's when I realised that she's not qualified to speak on such matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~!!!!!! zesto, man - THAT's HILARIOUS!!!! there's a legal being painted in your area today, eh? i'm on my way in a bit. no paint for me, though - just forty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 where? I'll swing by later. check the email. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 "so my girl is included in my fucking calling plan" wow.....kid goes to under pressure and comes back with a canadian lover......now she has been officalized as "my girl"....dam kid, couldnt you find love in the states, or are you forced to now chase girls in another country?! seeking.......the hopeless romantic (as i am too)...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 eh, zest, check the mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 4, 2002 Author Share Posted September 4, 2002 dont make jokes roe... beardo is giving us two years until were married... im not so sure it'll take that long... shit is like whoa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Originally posted by KRONOLOGIK I don't know how big of a city Alberta is haha...ignorant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 ;) aw shucks......dont gimme those dam rollie eyes....all fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 4, 2002 Author Share Posted September 4, 2002 ummm... no comment... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Originally posted by Canadiano TT Boy, you sure you ain't from a ghost town ghetto of some sort? For the richest province in this great nation, it sounds like they don't maintain it too well. and Kronologik is the dumbest person alive. I once knew this girl who would think she was smarter than me. Then she said one day: "Calgary is in CANADA?" fat bitch. OK people, TT Boy is in EUROPE. EUROPE :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 You tell em dazzle..! where have you been by the way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 If seeking got married and then got divorced would his then ex-wife get half of his posts:confused: :confused: :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Originally posted by shameless self promotion You tell em dazzle..! where have you been by the way? Caloforn-i-a////// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Originally posted by socrates If seeking got married and then got divorced would his then ex-wife get half of his posts:confused: :confused: :confused: :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 ^ and they BOTH be Vetran status ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 I seriously think seeking cheats on his # of posts. I mean he used to be on a lot, but hes barely on anymore and it seems like his posts have gone up about a thousand in 2 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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