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REGULATOR

are you fucking cool, cus im fuckin cool

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O SHIT I GOT MR HORSE TO FUCKIN REPLY!! AHHAHHAA

 

this calls for a lawn gnome dance

 

1. stnad up straight

2. light bend your knees

3. keep your hands to your sides at all times, make them look retarded if possible

4. lower your head

5. now jump up and down, landing in a new spot each time

6. during each turn rotate 40 degrees or so

7. play weerd music

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Guest socrates

I steal all the lawn gnomes I see, I have quite a collection

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Guest me IS cool

Am I cool? Just look at my name!

 

But Mr. Horse is THEE coolest!!!! :king:

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Originally posted by REGULATOR

O SHIT I GOT MR HORSE TO FUCKIN REPLY!! AHHAHHAA

 

this calls for a lawn gnome dance

 

1. stnad up straight

2. light bend your knees

3. keep your hands to your sides at all times, make them look retarded if possible

4. lower your head

5. now jump up and down, landing in a new spot each time

6. during each turn rotate 40 degrees or so

7. play weerd music

 

Hahahaha, that eats the macarena any day.

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put tape on all four paws, play some cheezy gay boy house music, and let her go!!! i promise youll chuckle

 

or put tape on its ass and watch it do the butt scootin boogie!

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Guest ilikeskulls.

i was laying in bed earlier today and my cat was sleeping on top of meshe wakes up looks at me then bites my nipple and runs off when i scream...shit hurt alot...stupid cat.

 

why'd you spray lysol up the cat's butt?...pretty mean..but funny but not funny haha...just ha..eh i'm tired nevermind.

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Originally posted by sneak

forgive be for being slow, but whats lysol?

 

spray disinfectant

it kills germs and bacteria

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I had one of those little Binaca spray things. My parents cat really acted like it wanted some, so I sprayed some of it on my hand. The cat walked up, sniffed it a couple times, decided it was all good and took a big ole lick of the binaca on my hand. What followed had me in tears. The cat got this really funny look on its face and then tried to rub the binaca off its tongue with its paw. It did this for about 15 seconds.

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Originally posted by SteveAustin

What followed had me in tears. The cat got this really funny look on its face and then tried to rub the binaca off its tongue with its paw. It did this for about 15 seconds.

 

Eh, I guess you had to be there...

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