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EatMorGlue

platonic friends?

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haha... so sad

 

"Tangy flavor"

It is important that your platonic friend not take you too seriously. To do this, and to prove the strength of your friendship, throw in a few friendly jibes, especially when you need to remind yourself of the distance you need to keep. Point out some of her more obvious character flaws, then say, "But I love you anyway" or "That's why I love you."

 

Example: She says, "You've been stalking me. I've gotten a restraining order and a gun."

 

You say:

"Oh, right, like I really followed you into the girl's locker-room and camped outside your window all night. You've got a really high opinion of yourself, missy!"

Or, "You're paranoid. That's why I love you."

 

Or, "Oh, right, like you've really got a gun...aiiiiyyyyeeee!!! DON'T SHOOT!!"

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Guest platapie

mine dosent like to talk we just stare at eachother, wel i do most of the stareing.........:(

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Guest Stapler
Originally posted by platapie

mine dosent like to talk we just stare at eachother, wel i do most of the stareing.........:(

 

That is cause your friend is a BLOW UP DOLL.....Really what else do you expect from it...?????:eek:

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Guest platapie
Originally posted by Stapler

 

That is cause your friend is a BLOW UP DOLL.....Really what else do you expect from it...?????:eek:

 

 

but she never says no........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

your a hater

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the do's and don'ts section are quite hilarious

yet sadly they ring very true :(

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Guest sneak
Originally posted by platapie

 

 

but she never says no........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

your a hater

 

ahahahahahahahaha

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