non-hetero Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/meast/09/02/...ndel/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 anti-first..... I'm a check that out here in just a minute. cute.... I don't believe anyone's done that yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 that link isn't on the cnn webste. i gotnothing. you asshole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 haha idiot^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 absolutly delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
non-hetero Posted September 3, 2002 Author Share Posted September 3, 2002 http://www.chucky-online.com/gallery/childsplay/images/chucky_andy.jpg'> 'Friends to the end! ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 I had been needing to deleate my cookies, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 CHICAGO--Fulfilling a 2,000-year-old promise, Jesus the Christ--returned to earth as a Black man--only to be physically assaulted by Chicago police who said the Son of God fit the description of a burglar wanted in a string of thefts on the north side. The Chicago Police Department alerted the area residents that a 5' 10', medium complexion Black man about 30 to 33-years-old, with a thick, short Afro was sought in apparent home invasions occurring near Wrigley Field--home of the Cubs. Seeking to "reprove the world of sin", Jesus--sporting baby locks--began his task by trying to identify one of the two billion Christians who follow him. Jesus approached a man of European descent sitting on his front porch. Startled, the man ran into the house immediately and called 911 demanding police apprehend this suspicious looking Black man who had "hair like lamb's wool." When police arrived, without any questions, they apprehended "the light of the world." With "feet like fine brass burned in an oven," Jesus was forced to walk down three flights of stairs despite a wound in his side suffered at the end of an officer's stick. While in custody, police said Jesus signed a confession admitting he would return "as a thief in the night." In a jail cell, Jesus turned water into wine and fed all the inmates at a Cook County jail with one piece of fish. Chicago Police Superintendent Terry Hilliard still maintained that despite Jesus being the Prince of Peace, police actions were justified. "Jesus resisted arrest. He turned his cheek when struck by an officer, whom interpreted the move as a sign of aggression. They thought he was going for a weapon of some sort. Turns out is was a piece of fish, but the officers had no way of knowing that," said Supt. Hilliard. "They had no choice, but to forcefully apprehend him." Pope John Paul II--on a plane leaving from Poland where he attended an annual tribute to the Shrine of the Black Madonna and child--was unavailable at BEAN SOUP TIMES press time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 My Creation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 did someone say cookies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 very clever, motherfucker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cletus Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 gliko you bludclart! i just had to restart my computer. deviously clever many people will fall for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 good thing i read replys before i click on links but im still interested enough to click it but im not going to... i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andy Capp Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 the link that tells you where it's going when you roll over it will explain to you what it does, before you click on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 you can't even spell "scandal". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 I thought this would be more interedting:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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