Mr. Mang Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 there are numerous lines for all your nerd trash talking. http://www.cbc.umn.edu/Education/Images/fig1.mainframe.gif'> What y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard? Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM I never feed trolls and I don't read spam Installed a T1 line in my house Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse Upgrade my system at least twice a day I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support It's all about the Pentiums, what? You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen You've got white-out all over your screen You think your Commodore 64 is really neato What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito? You're using a 286? Don't make me laugh Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half? You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette You're the biggest joke on the internet Your database is a disaster You're waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar And postin "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller Now, what y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin at Hewlett Packard? Uh, uh, loggin' in now Wanna run wit my crew, hah? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do? They call me the king of the spreadsheets Got em all printed out on my bedsheets My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks But it was obsolete before I opened the box You say you've had your desktop for over a week? Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique! Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight My digital media is write-protected Every file inspected, no viruses detected I beta tested every operating system Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin' It does all my work without me even askin' Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide I believe that yours says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser Your mother board melts when you try to send a fax Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you What? What y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? What?? http://www.advicemeant.com/flame/images/troll.gif'> http://www.hoschi.de/nilz/images/troll1.gif'> http://www.hoschi.de/nilz/images/troll1.gif'> http://www.hoschi.de/nilz/images/troll1.gif'> http://www.hoschi.de/nilz/images/troll1.gif'> http://www.hoschi.de/nilz/images/troll1.gif'> http://www.hoschi.de/nilz/images/troll1.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grow a Beard Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 its been a long time mang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnes 37 Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 its quite simple just get a mac g4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted September 2, 2002 Author Share Posted September 2, 2002 i dont understand the part about not feeding "trolls" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 fuck that AMD Athlon XP 1900+!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDrinkSprite Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 weird al is fuckin dumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Originally posted by IDrinkSprite weird al is fuckin dumb big ups to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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