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Top Ten Ways to Be "The Funny Guy" in your office.


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Top Ten Ways to Be "The Funny Guy" in your office.

 

10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they

don't. Then punch them in the mouth.

 

9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the

sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you're just kidding, and tell them that

they are all a bunch of queers.

 

8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard; then during the meeting

put one finger in the air and make like you're hocking up a big loogie, then

spit the custard into a glass and hand it to the person next to you and say

"beat that!"

 

7. Inform a male coworker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker" then piss in

his coffee and tellhim he needs a "good assfucking."

 

6. Always walk around with a big smile and keep one hand down the front of

your pants.

 

5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know!" then call the

person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race.

 

4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts,

getting them really sweaty, then walk around shaking everyone's hand.

 

3. Run down the hall with your dick out while urinating all over and yell

"IT WON'T STOP! GOD HELP ME! IT WON'T STOP!" then when it stops look down

and say "ohhhhh..."

 

2. Ask to borrow someone else's pen; bring it to the bathroom; stick it in

your ass; return it and tell the person to smell it; when they say that it

smells bad, be like "Well it should! I had it in my ass!"

 

1. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it,

tell them its the fake plastic kind -- when they try to pick it up and

realize that their hand is full of shit, laugh and point and call them an

asshole.

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Originally posted by sect one

Top Ten Ways to Be "The Funny Guy" in your office.

5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know!" then call the

person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race.

 

4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts,

getting them really sweaty, then walk around shaking everyone's hand.

 

:lol:

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i always enjoy calling work and acting like a really pissed off, complaing customer, and see how long it takes them to snap. it's pretty amusing, like this one time i said to my manager "im coming up there to kick your ass, what's your name so i can look for you?" and he wouldn't give me his name...he was shocked as hell when i said "nelson...what time to i work?"

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