DEE38 Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 Name em. The cheesiest ever.. :: bow chicka bow bow :: hi ma'am I have one large extra pepperoni pizza.. :: bow chicka bow bow :: im sorry, sir... but um.. i didnt order any pizza... :: bow chicka bow bow :: really.. you didnt? hmm.. :: bow chicka bow bow :: must of been, um, you know.. a mix up... :: bow chicka bow bow :: well um hey... its on the house... take it anyway.. :: bow chicka bow bow :: wow, thank you.... um.. want to come in, i made some lemonade.. :: bow chicka bow bow :: uh, yeah sure.. i'd love to.. only for a bit though.. :: bow chicka bow bow :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GASFACEDJEW Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 YO, IS SYLVIA SAINT NOT THE FINEST PORNSTAR IN THE WORLD? WHAT IS SHE AUSTRALIAN OR SOME SHIT? SHES GOT A FACE LIKE WHOA NIGGA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted September 1, 2002 Author Share Posted September 1, 2002 :: bow chicka bow bow :: hi ma'am i have a package for judy smith, gosh its offly hot out. :: bow chicka bow bow :: um, hi, im sorry wrong house :: bow chicka bow bow :: oh really? your not judy smith? :: bow chicka bow bow :: no, sorry.. :: bow chicka bow bow :: hm.. must of been a mix up.. im sorry.. :: bow chicka bow bow :: its okay.. :: bow chicka bow bow :: well um.. :: bow chicka bow bow :: hey its really hot outside, you want some lemoande i just made some :: bow chicka bow bow :: i would love some :: bow chicka bow bow :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 Originally posted by *_lacrimae_* http://bluey.virtualave.net/hamster2/nude_skidiving.jpg'> i never understood this i like oldschool 70's porn i think there was the original rollergirl up in my favorite..these girls needed jobs to pay for college and the started to fuck thier bosses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 anybody call for a plumber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 Yes, umm ma'am I'm here to clean you out.... ma'am I'm a professional.... I lay pipe. Or.... "Edward Penishands" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 http://www.cs.utk.edu/~ghenry/vamp_pics/vampire3.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 "hey good lookin what's cookin" "heeeeeyyy" "lets have sex, bitch." "ok." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 ahaha yeah the story lines are so pathetik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 who knows ? spose the air pressure and speed is to much for tits and is pushin em bak in ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 Originally posted by FUBU YAMAKA YO, IS SYLVIA SAINT NOT THE FINEST PORNSTAR IN THE WORLD? WHAT IS SHE AUSTRALIAN OR SOME SHIT? SHES GOT A FACE LIKE WHOA NIGGA she is Czech. I love her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 they are the worst actors ever besides for sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Perignon Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 man: Who are you? What are you doing in the back of my truck? girl: I ran away... man: Well, little girl, I'm going to have to call your parents.. girl: No! You can't call my parents. They think I'm at the mall. man: What kind of panties do you got on? girl: Hee hee. I can't show you that! man: Come ON! girl: If I show you my panties, you promise not to call my parents? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 ^^^that's not porn..that's pedaphilia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Perignon Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 Originally posted by socrates ^^^that's not porn..that's pedaphilia Gross! I would never watch anything with children. The porn is called "Young, Dumb, and Full Of Cum #9". Older girls (not children) act like bimbos it's great. I highly recommend it. Had to edit the image because I think porn isn't allowed on this site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 You know the name and #, sir you have a pron addiction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Perignon Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 I don't have an addiction, I just like to watch it. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 bridget the midgets gangbang san fernando jones and the temple of poon three men and a barbie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 haha i saw bridget the midget on howard stern! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 "nice shoes," "thanks" "wanan fuck?" i actually heard that in a porn film. i turned off in disgust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest loser Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 school girls 11 school girls 13 school girls 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 is there porn that isnt cheesy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 bukkake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ran_dumbs Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 ^^^ What the crap is that? I always hear about it but I never knwew what it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 bukkake makes me gag, its like 80 men cummin on one bitchs face. Oct 19 - Mortician, Scar Culture, Lugosis Needle, w/special guests 8:30pm doors $10 Club Crannel Poughkeepsie NY GO YOU FUCKERs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted September 2, 2002 Author Share Posted September 2, 2002 Originally posted by im not witty is there porn that isnt cheesy? Actually yes there is... the ones with an actual story plot are very classy.. for example, A mid summer nights cream... it was really beautiful, you have to check it out. Everything is midevil.. its like a real movie... high/no budget films are the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 http://pbskids.org/lions/words/images/cheese.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Originally posted by uncle-boy http://pbskids.org/lions/words/images/cheese.gif'> bingo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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