Guest CRYrock81 Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 the best part was shakira shakin that ass.....:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceso One SAF Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 Originally posted by FromTheHeart UGHH dashboard confessional just won an award .. I hate this shit now so much more Dashboard OWNS YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 eminem looked real pissed yet real controlled. i thought he was gonna wail on that puppet thing and im suprised he didnt throw the award at moby. is it just me or did christina get implants?? they look big, she was like a board, but then again shes still young so maybe they sprouted. theyre showing it again i only saw the part with eminem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 I liked britney...nuff said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 thank god i didnt get cable..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DorkstaR Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 the entire thing was really stupid. the writers always make stupid little punchlines that make no sense whatsoever. i like jimmy falon...he has good stuff on SNL. but the crap that they made him say....it even pissed me off. cept for that fat joe and r kelly thing haha that was funny. i was thinkin the same thing that christina got implants. that was the greatest moment tho....when the puppet was with moby and then went to eminem and his crew got up to back him up...then chrisitina came on and announced eminem as a winner. haha...that was classic. pink is nasty...but she sure is hilarious to watch when she is drunk. did anyone else mute the t.v. during shakira and just watch her dance besides me? p.s. avril looked pretty damn good as usual.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 i was also at school, up until strokes lost to fucking dashboarders. that sucks. thats lame as fuck that avril one. its so obvious that shes just a teeny bopper that was too ugly to be in the mickey mouse club so she called herself a punk and brushed her hair in front of her face. pink is lame. im sure thats not a real tat, if it is, damn its weak. its a masculine tatoo. 'daaah im tooo drunk tonight daaah' shutup, go tell your therapist. hahaah triumph had moby all uncomfortable and shit. at first i didnt know what was going on. he said one thing to moby about eminem, and someone interupted him out of camera range and triumpgh says'oh ill get to you later' then when hes done f'in with moby he says lets go talk to eminem. fem's already standing up with his pusse. cmon fem, didnt the anger management tour help you with this problem? fem and his boys yell at triumph and then the camera cuts to christina on stage. so it must have been fem that interupted triumph when he was messing with moby? christina calls out the winner. hahahaha interesting. Eminem. he gets up there rattles off a few names. 'i got thrown off by that moby girl' boooooo's. 'keep boing you little girls. ill hit a man with glasses'. tons of boooo's now. i was laughing my ass off. oooh tension. ummm what else. oh FUCK. hahaha OH PUFFY OH PUFFY I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU the lip synching was sooo horrible. bring back milli...or vanilli. whichever ones still alive. usher can dance. id love to be that good of a dancer. buster is dope. Pharell is the fucking man. eminems performance was weak sheryl crowe's made me yawn. thats nice, nyc and all, but there are 49 other states who were sitting at home going...hmm whats on comedy central? whered you hear that kweli got snuffed by G. Rap? personally i dont like G.Rap, i dig kweli's shit a lot more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoEZ Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 shakira was shaking ehr ass...i liked that...avril is a stupid poser......and was that christina outside with like almost nothing on.....i was like....damn...i wanna see that...but instead i shut it off.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 I dont have cable....so fuck on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 cristina looks like a little hoe now...she said she worked with RED MAN AND METHOD MAN.....looks like they turned her ass out...look at them girls wit hthe daisy dukes on..haha...her whole accent is wack too.. big up for MARY J BLIGE...i was trippin when she bagan to pray..i was like yeah, but then my evil friend turned off the tv on us.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 fuck guns 'n' roses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FromTheHeart Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 Originally posted by Ceso One SAF Dashboard OWNS YOU You homo..only a corny " dashboard" groupie would say some dumb shit like "owns you" . seems like the one who's been sought bought and caught is you. The perfect marriage a bunch a faggots with a bunch of limp wrists for fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DITDxCULT Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 Eminem is a chump. His performance was weak as hell, and when Triumph the insult dog tried to talk to him he got all whiny. I was laughing so hard when he was getting Boo'ed. I wish he would've worn the Alf shirt at the VMA's http://www.ebaumsworld.com/eminem.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtysicks Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^LOLOLOLOLOL^^^^^^^^^^^^^feminem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 The Guns N Roses performance was great and all....but "Welcome to the Jungle" ain't shit without SLASH. They had some weird goth Makros motherfuckers up on stage playing guitars...anyone catch duke with the upside down KFC bucket on his head? Fuck Dashboard Confessional...The Hives should've won that shit.. fortunately that's all I watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 Oh yea...the whole Ashanti and Ja Rule performance was absolutely horrible...she look aright...but got damn both them motherfuckers can not lip sync. Nas wouldn't finish all his lines. They signed him. Shit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 that shit sucked!! it was horrible. except when jimmy fallon was imitating enrique iglesias with that huge ass mole on his face. christina aguilera looked like a busted ass hoe with her tit job. i love britney spears!!! justin timberlake is a wanna be michael jackson fucker. the tlc part was so sad. brandy looks great after having a baby. j-lo should shut the fuck up with her "i'm from the bronx..." "i'm from new york...." pink rocked because she said she was too drunk. eminem did a good performance all coked up. and he told a guy that was jeering him, "boo little girl boo. i'm not afraid to hit girls with glasses." aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahah. that was hilarious. guns n roses rocked the fuck up! except axl rose tried to hit those notes that he coulding hit, but at least he tried. shakira looked kinda funny doing all those hip moves that she was doing. avril needs to shut the fuck up because the first word she said was "dude". i love mary j.blige. ja rule and ashanti just need to fuck and get it over with because her mouth is falling off. fat joe prolly needed two chairs to fit and his date looked like donatella versace. p diddy......do i have to say more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 Originally posted by Devilush that shit sucked!! it was horrible. except when jimmy fallon was imitating enrique iglesias with that huge ass mole on his face. christina aguilera looked like a busted ass hoe with her tit job. i love britney spears!!! justin timberlake is a wanna be michael jackson fucker. the tlc part was so sad. brandy looks great after having a baby. j-lo should shut the fuck up with her "i'm from the bronx..." "i'm from new york...." pink rocked because she said she was too drunk. eminem did a good performance all coked up. and he told a guy that was jeering him, "boo little girl boo. i'm not afraid to hit girls with glasses." aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahah. that was hilarious. guns n roses rocked the fuck up! except axl rose tried to hit those notes that he coulding hit, but at least he tried. shakira looked kinda funny doing all those hip moves that she was doing. avril needs to shut the fuck up because the first word she said was "dude". i love mary j.blige. ja rule and ashanti just need to fuck and get it over with because her mouth is falling off. fat joe prolly needed two chairs to fit and his date looked like donatella versace. p diddy......do i have to say more? hahahaha it was fun watching it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka cristina looks like a little hoe now...she said she worked with RED MAN AND METHOD MAN.....looks like they turned her ass out...look at them girls wit hthe daisy dukes on..haha...her whole accent is wack too.. .. haha im glad someone mentioned that..that was gay when she was out there talking bout it.. i can see why he wouldnt wanna get in it...but... i think eminems a bitch for not lettin triumph fuck with him (shit how often do we get to see that, its hilarious), he can dish it but cant take it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew13 Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 Originally posted by mapo wc is it me or is Jimmy Fallon not funny at all tonight? Jimmy Fallon is never funny. matthewfucknewSNLthirteen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 fat joe may be fat but hes the man. plus he ate out, i mean ate one of the olsen twins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_clutch Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 http://personal.inet.fi/koti/jarkko.vehniainen/pictures/aguilera.jpg'> -i'm grindin' cuzzin'. http://www.freevibe.com/images/christina2001.jpg'> -lions and tigers and bears OH MY! http://www.saturday-night-live.com/images/jimmy-and-me2.jpg'> -we're gay as hell and not afraid to show it http://i.timeinc.net/people/images/photo/celebsnaps/020408/popwryder.jpg'> -i was going to say something witty about stealing shit, but then I caught a glimpse of winona ryder's fuckin' cheekbones...whoa nelly! BTW. vma02...that shit was one of the most retarded things I've seen since...well...wait a minute, there hasn't been anything that fuckin' retarded in recent memory. oh, and how was michael jackson thinking he just got awarded the artist of the millenium award?! geezus. http://www.artnet.com/Magazine/features/saltz/Images/saltz9-26-5.jpg'> -it's time to blow bubbles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOBODY Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 man Axle just couldnt hit the high notes.i thought that was hilarious. if i were em and people were booing at me i would have too thrown the award at the crowd.and then pick out a pussy booing in that crowd and spit in their face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 http://www.poster.net/simpsons-the/simpsons-the-homer-simpson-sitting-4001443.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DITDxCULT Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 Actually... now that I think about it,.. the funnist part was when Steve-O put the mic in his mouth and Bam punched him really hard in the back of the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 i missed it:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted August 30, 2002 Author Share Posted August 30, 2002 Funny things: Britney Spears looked like a nazi "Wait, what am I presenting? Best Rap? Great because everyone of the nomaneies can give me legal advice." - Steve - O TRIUMPH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Catch22 Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 My friend just told me some of the "Highlights" sounds like eminem was acting like a little bitch....what else is new though. I'm glad he got booed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 Originally posted by Devilush p diddy need i say more? no, thats more than enough dlush...thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblindpoet Posted August 30, 2002 Share Posted August 30, 2002 Originally posted by Ferris Bueller [bThey had some weird goth Makros motherfuckers up on stage playing guitars...anyone catch duke with the upside down KFC bucket on his head? [/b] buckethead is the man. he was in the wave twisters video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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