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AREANKAY

a good way to start the morning

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Guest --zeSto--

I have one two....

 

2 FROZEN bananas (peeled first no doubt)

equal parts apple and orange juice

blender.

 

seriously... try freezing the bananas and not using the ice!

(thank me later!)

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Guest Swizel
Originally posted by AREANKAY

1 blender

8 ice cubes

3 bananas

1 orange

 

blend the shit out of it

 

those are fucking great. but an evan better way is with one of those, and a gread Blowjob ! TRY IT it's fucking wonderful.:P

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yeah.. and ride a bike to work.

i've been riding a bike all week, it wakes your ass up when you need it most.

 

i'l have to try the orange banana smoothie, too.

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i'll have to side with kissmyass on this one...a few shots of malibu would make that the perfect morning breakfast. yeah yeah, i know that malibu is pussy liquor, but keeping with the fruity breakfast theme, the coconut would taste good.

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Guest --zeSto--

come on now you drunkards...

 

Not EVERY drink needs to have alcohol in it.

 

I say that because If I woke up to a Margarita, it'd be pure 'hair of the dog'.

now what I mean?

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Originally posted by AREANKAY

1 blender

8 ice cubes

3 bananas

1 orange

 

blend the shit out of it

 

a good way to start the morning try it

 

Throw a lil plain yogurt in that mother...

 

matthewhealthnutthirteen.

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

I say that because If I woke up to a Margarita, it'd be pure 'hair of the dog'.

well if you don't wake up until noon at the earliest, and yer still drunk from the night before it makes plenty of sense... that's what being a waste of brethable air is all about... and being a waste of breathable air is currently my goal in life... at least for another week...

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Guest --zeSto--

keep up the good work!

 

oh yeah... I remember you schedule...

 

12:00 wake up

12:15 find beer

12:16 drink beer and repeat

4:00 am sleep time !

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werd... but i have to start being a respectable human being again soon (damn being convinced to go back to school again...)

in a week or so those smoothies will all seem like a damn good idea...

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Originally posted by vinyl junkie

werd... but i have to start being a respectable human being again soon (damn being convinced to go back to school again...)

 

welcome to the club. it's overrated.

 

matthew220$forsuppliesfor1classof4thirteen.

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Guest --zeSto--

first thing in the morning... 1/2 half litre of room temp water.

It just gets everything moving again. It's become an essential activity.

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Guest KillahPriest

MASTERBATION

FOLLOWED BY A NEWPORT

THEN BREAKFAST.

guarenteed to have a good day.

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today for breakfast i had the big green bag of starburst... i usually get the blue one though.... but i thought i'd try something different... i wanted to get a 2 liter mountain dew, but settled for the 1 liter coke... goddamn i'm going to develop diabetes...

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