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Originally posted by ARCEL

http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/patient.jpg'>"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

 

 

 

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

 

 

December 28, 2002

at the age of 22 years old.

 

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Contagious Disease (37%)

Cancer (14%)

Horrible Accident (7%)

 

 

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

 

 

12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.

Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.

The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.

4% have had team sex.

8% work in the porn business.

And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

 

 

i only have 2 days left

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LOOKS LIKE I'm LIVIN LONG!

 

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

 

 

September 29, 2081

at the age of 96 years old.

 

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Cancer (33%)

Heart Attack (20%)

Alien Abduction (10%)

Homicide (9%)

Auto-Fellatio (6%)

Contagious Disease (5%)

Drowning (5%)

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

 

 

August 16, 2039

at the age of 54 years old.

 

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

 

Cancer (18%)

Homicide (12%)

Heart Attack (11%)

Horrible Accident (10%)

Alcoholism (8%)

Drowning (7%) Alien Abduction (6%)

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

 

 

Damn....almost time for my mid-life crisis.

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November 3, 2054

at the age of 68 years old.

 

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (17%)

Auto-Fellatio (13%)

Electrolysis (11%)

Suicide (8%)

Heart Attack (7%)

Wild Animal Mauling (6%)

Alien Abduction (5%)

 

i think is acurate except alien abduction and wild animal mauling should be right below auto-fellatio.

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  • 1 year later...

At the tender age of 73 years old.

On that date, you will most likely die from:

 

 

Cancer (10%)

Alien Abduction (5%)

"Cleaning your Rifle" (4%)

Drowning (3%)

The "Cleaning your Rifle" is wierd cause I selected that I didn't play with guns or go hunting

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Monday, April 4th 2033

 

At the tender age of 51 years old.

On that date, you will most likely die from:

 

 

Cancer (16%)

Alcoholism (15%)

Electrolysis (10%)

Alien Abduction (9%)

 

So does this mean that on that day all of these things are gonna kill me just a little bit equalling one big death half death?

 

I knew my heart was gonna explode around 50. I have been telling people this shit for years.

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