»GLÅM¬RÖCK« Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 November 14, 2046 at the age of 61 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (25%) Cancer (21%) Alien Abduction (10%) Alcoholism (10%) Third Degree Burns (7%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Originally posted by ARCEL http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/graphics/patient.jpg'>"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated." Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: December 28, 2002 at the age of 22 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Contagious Disease (37%) Cancer (14%) Horrible Accident (7%) Interesting stats from the DeathTest: 12680327 people have taken the DeathTest. Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 10% of test takers have hairy nipples. 4% have had team sex. 8% work in the porn business. And 234291 people claim to have leprosy. i only have 2 days left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 LOOKS LIKE I'm LIVIN LONG! Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: September 29, 2081 at the age of 96 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (33%) Heart Attack (20%) Alien Abduction (10%) Homicide (9%) Auto-Fellatio (6%) Contagious Disease (5%) Drowning (5%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 I'm only making it to 43! DAMN THIS WORLD!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: August 16, 2039 at the age of 54 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (18%) Homicide (12%) Heart Attack (11%) Horrible Accident (10%) Alcoholism (8%) Drowning (7%) Alien Abduction (6%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) Damn....almost time for my mid-life crisis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 yikes theres an 8% mikro will commit suicide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 the band Death Threat really sucks http://www.iuma.com/images/press_webnoize_logo.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 64 baby!! but that can all change..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 here's my results: December 17, 2061 at the age of 77 years old. Heart Attack (18%) Cancer (16%) Homicide (11%) Alien Abduction (11%) Alcoholism (9%) Drowning (6%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 socrates is 15? anyway im gonna die december 23, 2049 damn thats only 46 years away :( shit i better live it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 November 3, 2054 at the age of 68 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (17%) Auto-Fellatio (13%) Electrolysis (11%) Suicide (8%) Heart Attack (7%) Wild Animal Mauling (6%) Alien Abduction (5%) i think is acurate except alien abduction and wild animal mauling should be right below auto-fellatio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CemeteryKid Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 test is bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 alien abduction???? what a way to kick the bucket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 I'm still livin the longest. Must be all that milk i drink or somthin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 Auto-Fellatio (12%) thats creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superstarism Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 dag yo July 28, 2038 at the age of 54 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Heart Attack (17%) Cancer (17%) Electrolysis (10%) Third Degree Burns (7%) Alien Abduction (7%) Drowning (6%) Wild Animal Mauling (5%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adept Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 At the tender age of 73 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from: Cancer (10%) Alien Abduction (5%) "Cleaning your Rifle" (4%) Drowning (3%) The "Cleaning your Rifle" is wierd cause I selected that I didn't play with guns or go hunting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Monday, April 4th 2033 At the tender age of 51 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from: Cancer (16%) Alcoholism (15%) Electrolysis (10%) Alien Abduction (9%) So does this mean that on that day all of these things are gonna kill me just a little bit equalling one big death half death? I knew my heart was gonna explode around 50. I have been telling people this shit for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 At the tender age of 64 years old. Alcoholism (9%) Alien Abduction (7%) "Cleaning your Rifle" (6%) Contagious Disease (6%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRISH FUNK Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 sex (14%) drugs (8%) turning homo (0%) so i liedddd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 nonsense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 you might be a red neck if... alien abduction cancer and CLEANING YOUR RIFFLE were your top 3...was mine apperently im dipin out at 59 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Not a good band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 jan 16 2016 at the tender age of 38 moist likely from a Contagious Disease Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earo 35 Posted May 4, 2004 Share Posted May 4, 2004 Originally posted by *geko-one* what the fuck is with the alien abduction? ------------------ Wild and Free gee, uh maybe its when youre abducted by an alien? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Do you have any of the following illnesses? cancer hiv/aids tuberculosis leprosy small pox alzheimers black plague pneumonia hairy nipples liver scarring schizophrenia diabetes heart disease head lice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted May 5, 2004 Share Posted May 5, 2004 Monday, April 8th 2058 At the ripe old age of 78 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from: Old Age (100%) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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