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Measure Your Dirty Deeds... The Purity Test.

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damn i'm a goddie goodie. . . but proud

I AM 71% Pure!

(Very interesting.)

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to me:

people less pure than you (75%)

people like you (2%)

people more pure than you (23%)

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Originally posted by Jesus of Nazareth:

64%

JESUS!GOD DAMN,U OF EVERYBODY IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE PUREST AT 100%,AND PEOPLE SAY UR THE ALMIGHTY GOOD AND PURE,YAH!MMM KAY!

ME=69%,EVEN IM MORE PURE THAN FREEKIN JESUS!HAHAHAHA

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Originally posted by Jesus of Nazareth:

64%

JESUS!GOD DAMN,U OF EVERYBODY IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE PUREST AT 100%,AND PEOPLE SAY UR THE ALMIGHTY GOOD AND PURE,YAH!MMM KAY!

ME=69%,EVEN IM MORE PURE THAN FREEKIN JESUS!HAHAHAHA

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oh jesus christ almighty..

 

i'm only 19% pure..ouch

 

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sorry gene, but if i know you as good as i think do, you're 64% pure. i just took the test for you. just admit it man, and don't worry this information won't leave this room to ruin your reputation as a dude.

 

"HEY YOU GUYS!!!!"

"did i just hit that ostrich?!

no it's fine, keep going"

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whoa!

it's rare that i get my 3 older sisters together, but this christmas, we all took the purity test together. i learned some pretty interesting stuff, eek! oh, and my grandma took it, ha. when she went to enter '1' as her # of sexual partners, 12 came up, because it was a previous answer. "oh, who's is that?"

 

hm, sex test, huh? i will check it out.

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Okay so it's been 8 months and I took the test again...

 

I'm 40% pure?!?

 

This can't be right. I haven't even done coke yet.

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You are 84% Pure!

(Very interesting.)

 

Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

 

people less pure than you (95%)

people like you (0%)

people more pure than you (5%)

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