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Guest THEdude

yeah so I got nothing to do either

 

I just came in from trying to fix my car, well my dad was doing all the work I just tried to help on whatever I coud do

 

Damn I really don't like fixing cars

 

so what are you guys doing?? since you're stuck at home too

 

also no one seems to be posting anything, its kinda dead, you know why?? cause it's saturday night and everyone's out there having fun!!!!

 

 

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

 

 

:( :( :( :( :D

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Guest THEdude

thing is I aint got a car so I'm stuck at home so the internet seems to be the only alternative

 

you guys have any cool links....not porn, already took care of that this morning

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wait...i have a car! but i dont want to get lost in seattle....maybe ill go play mario at barnes and noble down the block till they kick me out

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Guest THEdude
Originally posted by SkyDancer666

my wasted summer thread sums up my mindset right now

 

damn dude I read that......

 

sucks man, whatever you do don't try to get back with her

 

see what I say sounds dumb as hell but I did that.......................

still doing that, see I also fell for this chick, I still want her yet I don't

 

it's weird

 

I often ask myself what the fuck I am doing, then I answer my self, you got no one else fag....haha man what a loser

 

I kinda felt like you for a while, this year has been crap for me..........

 

now I'm just like fuck it, whatever happens happens.....:(

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Guest uncle-boy
Originally posted by big bruno

anybody know how to open a bottle of corona light?

i cant find a bottle opener, or even a lighter to save my pathetic life.

 

an open beer bottle

 

seat belt

 

edge of a table

 

GET TO WORK!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by THEdude

 

damn dude I read that......

 

sucks man, whatever you do don't try to get back with her

 

see what I say sounds dumb as hell but I did that.......................

still doing that, see I also fell for this chick, I still want her yet I don't

 

it's weird

 

I often ask myself what the fuck I am doing, then I answer my self, you got no one else fag....haha man what a loser

 

I kinda felt like you for a while, this year has been crap for me..........

 

now I'm just like fuck it, whatever happens happens.....:(

 

 

don't worry man, i am not gonna try and get back with her. i wanna smack her. as do many of my female friends. i actually bet that one of them will kick her ass at school. heh.

 

i just realized i have a thread that she tied on my wrist... what the fuck? why'd she do this to me? god damn.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro
Originally posted by big bruno

anybody know how to open a bottle of corona light?

i cant find a bottle opener, or even a lighter to save my pathetic life.

 

You familiar with the workings of simple levers? Apply the same principles to your molars. Bottom teeth exert force upwards from the bottom on the closest edge of the cap, top teeth exert force downwards from the top of the farthest edge of the cap. The far edge of the bottle opening is your fulcrum. Good luck, it's easier than you think. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

 

You familiar with the workings of simple levers? Apply the same principles to your molars. Bottom teeth exert force upwards from the bottom on the closest edge of the cap, top teeth exert force downwards from the top of the farthest edge of the cap. The far edge of the bottle opening is your fulcrum. Good luck, it's easier than you think. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

 

haha fuck all that dude. i actually found a fork in this barren wasteland of a warehouse. but please believe that the simple levers did come into play.

beers and beers,

bruno

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Originally posted by uncle-boy

 

an open beer bottle

 

seat belt

 

edge of a table

 

GET TO WORK!!!!!!!!

 

Be careful not to cut your lips off when using tables/porch bricks/any ledge when opening a beer....I've broken so many necks that way (and haven't even realised it sometimes if I've already had a couple)

 

matthewforyourowngoodthirteen.

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

was supposed to go eat hot pot at my friends birthday party...ended up not going because that guys phone wasnt working and we never set a place to meet....now im sitting at home...debating wether i should go bombing....im risking so much if i get caught but i kinda wanna paint

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