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Guest angry xbox

how ninja are you?

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Guest angry xbox

one time i was sneaky enough to catch the babysitters shower when she stayed over night.

 

i snuck into the attick and pulled that big silver hose like insulated thing for the AC out from the vent that was just over the shower and was able to get full view from above. The young lady never suspected a thing and i got my first glimpse or rather complete view of a naked girl. then this other time i happened to be strolling by my friends house who was incredibly hot, and i noticed her light on. Well i was gonna say whats up then got the nasty idea to peek through the blinds when i saw she was just getting home. WEll well what do we have here, she got home and started chatting on the phone but while she was doing that she decided to slip the ole hand down the pants WHOOO HOOO!!!! brb ciggarette break...

 

aigh then anyhoo so she be like stickin them all down there and then like lickin her fingers and mmm mmm that be makin me hot well thats all for that but i can assure i did return and this is where my ninja skill comes into play.

 

So i return on another night thinkin i might get lucky and sho enough she is just getting out of the shower and like whoa. i get to see it all gentlemen, i mean all she even got on her hands and knees when and bent over letting me see the whole shabang from the rear. GODDAMN this girl is too fine.

 

actually i went back a third time and that is where the ninja skill comes into play. She was running around trying on these dresses and stuff from her moms room. well while im peepin i kept going back and forth from her room to the living room to make sure she wasnt going to come outside and peep me. WEll it just so turns out that on my way round to the back of her building i see some cat pull up in uniform, and i think back to one of the convos we had where she told me her moms was dating this constable. I relax and move back to my post. Heres where it gets whack. While i was peepin her i decided to really get covert ops and peep her moms window where i see her moms and that p[o all gettin smoochy well he gets up and leaves and that shit gets boring so i go back to her room. well i happen to make a mistake and get in front of the patio door and that po was going into the living room and spots my ass. So take off around the building and down through the apt complex and circle around back to the apt to check the status well im like damn when i peep round the corner and see his ass standing on the other side of the patios rail looking around for me so i take off and my burnout sparks his attention. i take off through these trees and hes right behind me and about 50 yards into this chase he yells out stop police i have a gun. Im like yeah right. I keep pacing it around to this building in the complex and take off down this hall and im like oh shit cause its a dead end. WEll hes like oughta shape and im like a pimp and i post up against the wall out of his sight cause theres this little corner. It was like something outta the movies and i had to keep going from onside of the hall to the other to avoid him seeing me cause he was all like talking to this guy calling the cops an shit. I was shocked that he never saw me but i guess that was just my ninja skill. well after he went away i took off through the woods towards my house and the pos started rolling up throughmy street so i had to duck under my boys car then run through the houses yard across his and jump into my back yard. SHit was like one of the biggest rushes of my life. ill never forget it, cause that was like learning how not to get caught in the graff game.

 

aight i drew a map...

 

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Guest stupid412

you are the man.

hahah you kept me entertained. a+

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Guest angry xbox

oh yeah all post yer ninja stories too graff related or not

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Guest trampled

are you sure you're not making this up??... joke

 

very entertaining, i wish i could see the map though

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Guest trampled
Originally posted by DOLR....LED

why didnt you walk in on her when she was fingering her self:rolleyes:

 

yeah then instead of telling your story to 12oz you could of told it to penthouse

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Guest angry xbox

no i couldnt walk in on her i was outside her window and we wasnt the type of friends to just walk into each others house.

 

click on the link and you can see it.

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Originally posted by trampled

 

yeah then instead of telling your story to 12oz you could of told it to penthouse

 

hahahahahahahaha:lol:

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

pretty sick...my neighborhood is full of old people so if anyone has a fetish for 80 year old chinese woman give me a holla

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^^^yes penthouse stories are what you should be writing, just let everything go and wrtie it down, you can post your drafts here, we got nothign beter to do than critique them

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Guest THEdude

this shit is dope as hell

 

A class entertainment

 

 

haha

 

the map is fucking cool:)

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Guest platapie

she was lickign her fingers? shit sounds liek a bad porno.

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What a horny little girl, maybe it'd be better if you just said what's up to her. Maybe she'd rub her "horniness" off on you?

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Guest angry xbox
Originally posted by Obsolete

i think thats called stalking.......

 

yeah like i said some REAL ninja action and yeah i dunt know about that finger licking cause first she was sniffin then licking and the last time which i got spotted she was buck naked on the bed spread playing with it lookin at some flicks ina mag.

 

girl was kinda goofy shed be like wearin all sortsa outfits to shool and she was always attention hungry. She ended up graduating and becoming a stripper at the yellow r***. the girl is really hott though and was a good friend before this nigga dropped dime on me.

 

i swear niggas is shady yo.

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Originally posted by angry xbox

 

 

 

girl was kinda goofy shed be like wearin all sortsa outfits to shool and she was always attention hungry. She ended up graduating and becoming a stripper at the yellow r***. the girl is really hott though and was a good friend before this nigga dropped dime on me.

 

 

wow.....:o

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Guest krie

hahaha kept me entertained good..well done for gettina peep n gettin away. the diagram is a lil confusing tho ...

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

we use to play "chase" when i was younger. entire neighborhood. we had probably 20 to 30 kids. you HAD to be ninja if you wanted to be good.

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Guest chicken bone

Does anyone else get the impression that this guy is rather inept in the social skills/charming communications department, thus resorting to lame stalking techniques to get off?

 

You are a fucking weirdo son, get a life and a girlfriend.

 

You need to respect other peoples privacy you gross shit... I swear when you DO get caught I hope you get your grubby little face kicked in you spineless loser.

 

Chances are, if you werent so ugly or stupid you wouldnt have to stalk girls to see them naked.

 

Chump!

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