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Guest --zeSto--

I learned a hard lesson about women today...

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Guest --zeSto--

Well the lesson applies to all relationships,

because it can affect both genders equally.

 

so I'm going to drop this little nugget of knowledge,

just because it's 1) good to get it out and 2) it may help someone out.

I've been on both sides before.

 

After the 3rd time sleeping together,

one of the people involved believes that they are in love.

 

yeah... gotta ask yourself about that sometimes.

 

This has been a public service announcement.

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what soap opera did you see this one on, virgin...haha j/k i hate when bitches say "i love you" after a few months, you cant say it back but you cant say i dont love you... its fucked up

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Guest --zeSto--

yep!

 

I was seeing this girl for less than 2 months and the 'I love you' comes out.

Funny that she was also the girl who told me the above rule.

It really sucks when a normally supercool person caves in to unjustified emotions.

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well, you kids should just be trying to look for real love instead of banging as many chick s as possible anyway. . it feels so much better when there is love involved.

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Guest postaholic

so which one of you fell in love first or whatever?

 

:confused:

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Guest --zeSto--

yeah... umm....

 

she was looking for love,

I was looking for fun, and trying to avoid love.

 

stories like these always start so simply, but never end like that.

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So whats worse? Hearing the words...or the silence afterwards when you don't reply?

 

I dropped the ever popular "uhh, thanks" once. lemme tell ya, that was the wrong thing to say.

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Guest Canadiano

i had this girl tell me she loves me, and I had to say it back, 'cuz at first I said 'Uh...you're important to me as the air I breathe", and she gave me cold look, and i was sorta intimidated by her, so I said "I wuv you" all jokingly, and she said "WHAT?" so I said, "I love you."

 

it was a month after we met/started dating each other.

 

On the real, though, I loved her blowjobs. Best I ever had.

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

Well the lesson applies to all relationships,

because it can affect both genders equally.

 

so I'm going to drop this little nugget of knowledge,

just because it's 1) good to get it out and 2) it may help someone out.

I've been on both sides before.

 

After the 3rd time sleeping together,

one of the people involved believes that they are in love.

 

yeah... gotta ask yourself about that sometimes.

 

This has been a public service announcement.

 

it's not love dood, it's screwin. sex is often confused as love. either lie to the honey to keep racking up vagina or let her know it's just sex and keep racking up vagina.

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Guest --zeSto--

she's said it a few times now... I love you.

 

my reply... "No you dont, stop playing."

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

she's said it a few times now... I love you.

 

my reply... "No you dont, stop playing."

 

thats actually pretty smooth man

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Guest --zeSto--

^ thanks.

 

feel free to use it if you're ever caught in the same situation.

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Guest willy.wonka

3rd time = knowing the next time will be more cooreinated..fun and sexy.

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Guest willy.wonka

i told my girl.."i love you too, but i wont do no backflips."

 

she was heartbroken when she found out what theat meant

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

she's said it a few times now... I love you.

 

my reply... "No you dont, stop playing."

 

 

 

ill have to use that one

but what if she says shes not plying then shell say shell prove it is it then alright to slap her

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Fuck hard lessons,

easy ones are always better!

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ha.. no doubt... i got drunk after two weeks of goin out with my current gf.. told her i lvoed her cuz it sounded right.. needless to say i care for the girl.. she loves sex.. whats not to care about... but... i dont think i love her... i think love... and goin out and havin sex with a girl are two different things.. more often than not love is one sided... usualy love a person and dont tell them.. finally do and they just wanna be friends.. ppl need to learn.. like i did. the hard way :(...

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Guest socrates

I wear costumes and then follow them until it gets uncofterble...

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