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// saying LOL is fucking awesome. my whole crew is using net-slang like that. LMAO OM FUCKING G etc etc.

 

when something dies-- "doooooooope"

blame it on god

street by street, block by block

that went over like a lead balloon (my dad says that but i like it)

thats about as gay as AIDS

the last time there was something that gay it died of AIDS

 

those last 2 are so wonderful for pissing people off.

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Guest Canadiano
Originally posted by Nemesis

twat? I cunt here you. I have an ear infucktion.

 

 

i like that a lot!

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"That's what I would say if I ........"

 

Insert the opposite of what they just said...

 

Them: "I hate it when ugly girls talk to me..."

 

You: "That's what I would say if I [secretly] liked ugly girls talking to me."

 

 

 

As you can guess this can get very annoying very quickly.

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blow it out ur ass..

weiner..

salad..

boner..

u have aids..

that bitch has aids..

herpes..

i had the clap once, once..

tickle me..

awe thats cute..

bone me

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Guest KING BLING

Shhhhhhhh, you're too pretty to talk

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"you smell wet, lets party"

 

"urge to kill is rising!"

 

"I cant talk to my mother so I tell it to my dddiiiarrryy" (office space opening scene..scarface)

 

"happy medium"

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