Santa Claus Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 what i would do if i were jewish. i would open a coffee stand called JAVA NAGILA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 would you sell fresh bagels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 I got circumcised at age 24, but still not kosher... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 seriously?? did it hurt?? fuck that shit... hey, thats another thing you could sell at your coffeestand, circumcisions.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by Smart I got circumcised at age 24, but still not kosher... why? if you dont mind me asking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 well, it sounds like a bullshit story so I don't really share it, but... my first shot at buttsex and hers and we're like starry eyed sex crazed kids... so, no lube.. and then it did get kinda lubed and a car went by with headlights through the window and there was 'shit' all over her ass and my stomach, so we turned on the lights and the 'shit' was blood!!! suprise!!! you've got AIDs... well, neither of us had it, so that was cool... the rest sucked!!! I tore my.. uh.. little flapper and the doc told me that it would be irritated for a long time and might not heal right and stuff... so, I believed him and got cut... NOT A FUN EXPERIANCE IN ANY WAY!!! Turns out I probably coulda toughed it out and still been fine, he just sold me a line of goods and I bought it because I dunno about how dicks work... it seems the urine (OW! THE BURNING!) would actually have kept it sterile... anyway, I miss my turtleneck sweater... so, after all this 'more than you wanted to know' stuff.. I repeat LUBE! LUBE! LUBE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM FUCKIN ROLLIN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 im never gonna look at smart the same way again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by Smart well, it sounds like a bullshit story so I don't really share it, but... my first shot at buttsex and hers and we're like starry eyed sex crazed kids... so, no lube.. and then it did get kinda lubed and a car went by with headlights through the window and there was 'shit' all over her ass and my stomach, so we turned on the lights and the 'shit' was blood!!! suprise!!! you've got AIDs... well, neither of us had it, so that was cool... the rest sucked!!! I tore my.. uh.. little flapper and the doc told me that it would be irritated for a long time and might not heal right and stuff... so, I believed him and got cut... NOT A FUN EXPERIANCE IN ANY WAY!!! Turns out I probably coulda toughed it out and still been fine, he just sold me a line of goods and I bought it because I dunno about how dicks work... it seems the urine (OW! THE BURNING!) would actually have kept it sterile... anyway, I miss my turtleneck sweater... so, after all this 'more than you wanted to know' stuff.. I repeat LUBE! LUBE! LUBE! dude seriously, thats fuckin gnarly. That should be in that "Injuries" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 some of those jewish girls are just plain hot. dark hair and eyes. mmm mmm. about all i know about jews is what i learned on lambchop with these timeless words : "everyone - loves potato latkes" or some shit like that. anyone see that? i really need to take a class about religion or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest postaholic Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- im never gonna look at smart the same way again :lol: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA SO TRUE SO TRUE... that was funny as fuck.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest postaholic Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. Mang some of those jewish girls are just plain hot. dark hair and eyes. mmm mmm. man MANGGGGGGGGGG!!! dontchuknow? once you go jewish you dont go back? :rolleyes: sheeeeeeeeeesh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 ok, let's not talk about my dick... the one in the middle is my fiance... my dirty fiancehttp://www.comedyontap.com/features/images/silverman/sarahpenthouse.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 give me the other two's numbers..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 here's a nice picture of her, but in her mind she's singing "My Vagina!' to the tune of 'My Sharona' by the Knack... sometimes she calls it her 'knack' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 hahaha. what movie did i see her in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GASFACEDJEW Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 JEWS ARE HAIRY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Sarah Silvermen???? I like the jewish girl face, i don't know how to explain it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 natalie portman=Jewish, therefore i have come to the conclusion that jewish girls are attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 jewish haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest seno.oner Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by Smart here's a nice picture of her, but in her mind she's singing "My Vagina!' to the tune of 'My Sharona' by the Knack... sometimes she calls it her 'knack' http://www.comedytown.com/2002/images/Silverman.jpg'> she sorta looks like the chick from greg the bunny..yes no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 I wish I had the knack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by dahighlifdhl jewish haha man fuck u nigga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerJayII Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by seno.oner she sorta looks like the chick from greg the bunny..yes no? IT IS. WHAT BOTHERS ME ABOUT THIS GIRL IS THAT I WAS AWARE OF HER WHEN SHE WAS JUST A RAG-TAG STANDUP COMEDIAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 If I were Jewish I would fuck as many Jewish girls as I could find........What else is there to do?:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest postaholic Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by dahighlifdhl jewish haha JEEEEEEEW WISH AHAHAHAHAHAH GOT IT!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 im jewish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del im jewish me too man. i love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 http://images.outdoorsite.com/site_images/old/jewfish1.jpg'> My friend once speared a 600 lb. jewfish (a foot or two larger than the one in the picture) with a Powerhead-loaded speargun. It was great, we later got drunk, climbed in it's mouth, and pulled it up as if it were pants. Ah, fishpants, what a great concept that was. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 that is an extremely ugly fish....although i suppose theres no such thing as a good looking fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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