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Refrigerator lightning...

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Refrigerator lighting...

 

I always felt envy for dark refrigerators,

so filled with food that the light was covered.

Right now there's sunshine in my fridge

and while starved, my pockets make no sound.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

...How many of you bastards feel like cooking at 1am???

Especially when there's a girl sleeping on your bed?

Make my day punk!

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Guest --zeSto--

I voted Greek. (olives and smelly chese);)

 

I'm also going through the 'too-bright-fridge' right now.

But there's beer in the cooler, burbon in the freezer and steamed rice in my belly.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

ShinnyFridge sucks!

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Guest drunken phil

the ligt in my refrigerator burned out 2 years ago:crazy:

i thought that was what you meant

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Guest --zeSto--

there's a tub of cottage cheese that my old roommate left when he moved out.

 

I tossed some other moldy cheese yesterday.

 

and I bought ice cube trays, which I cant eat, but need for mineral water.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

dude, you wouldnt believe the ammount of

rotten, smelly things i threw away today...

my fridge was a dark dark place

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Guest imported_Tesseract

whoever voted the chef salad can go to hell!

if only i had a digi...

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Tesser, here's what you do..... go knock on your neighbors door, tell them you're so sorry to bother them this late in the night, and then ask if you can borrow some ramen noodles.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

dude...my neighboor is a 70 year old lady suffering from altzheimer(sp)

and 3 fat bulgarians that take care of her....:o

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Guest --zeSto--

^ perfect!

 

Fat Bulgarians know all about the good eats!

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Guest imported_Tesseract

...but if they shared they wouldnt be fat

would they?

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Fuck democracy

 

i just had cereals

i think i'll go cuddle my girl now

night.

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Originally posted by Tesseract

...How many of you bastards feel like cooking at 1am???

Especially when there's a girl sleeping on your bed?

Make my day punk!

 

 

Its just past one am now, I just got back from the kitchen making pasta, sat down to eat it, and opened your thread. Its a sign from god, regarding the divinty of pasta products.....................

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Hahaaha, Fr8o....please believe that if she wasnt on period

 

a) she'd be awake

B) i wouldnt be making threads about starvation

 

Its now 12 hours later and i'm cooking pasta for dinner!

YUM

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Cookin as we speakicon8.gif

 

Lots of mushrooms to

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im gonna make some pasta right now. heres a fuckin good sauce for yall:

 

 

tomatoe sauce, pesto, and parmesan.

 

5 parts tomatoe

1 part pesto

1 part parmesan

1 part cheddar

 

heat it up and mix it all together. good shit. some meat goes well too.

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