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Guest --zeSto--

Joke:

 

Q: What does Woody Allen have in common with Kodak Film?

A: They both come in Yellow Boxes.

 

So last night I was given a little gift box from this woman.

she's an anchor for NakedNews.com, and she gave me a gift pack.

(after telling that dirty joke)

 

this is the gift pack

http://www.boomspeed.com/zest0ne/slanty001.jpg'>

it's filled with goodies!

http://www.boomspeed.com/zest0ne/slanty002.jpg'>

yep... Hello Kitty !

http://www.boomspeed.com/zest0ne/slanty003.jpg'>

and some undies and a polaroid.

 

yep... the world is a strange place!

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Guest Canadiano

your industry is wacked out, man. i like it.

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Guest angry xbox

my GF is obsessed with hello kitty...

 

and she wont give me head

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Guest platapie

asian girls can be utterly beutiful. but there so many dumb ones it kinda cancels it for me.

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Guest --zeSto--

maybe you guys are missing the point...

 

she's wraping up her 'Slanty Pantys' and making gift boxes!

 

can you think of a better gift?

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Guest willy.wonka
Originally posted by platapie

asian girls can be utterly beutiful. but there so many dumb ones it kinda cancels it for me.

 

so very true.:(

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

maybe you guys are missing the point...

 

she's wraping up her 'Slanty Pantys' and making gift boxes!

 

can you think of a better gift?

 

 

i dunno man, it kinda seems like she does this a lot ya know?

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Guest --zeSto--

yeah^

 

She seems a little wild.

I've heard stories about a champagne enema and the crew from vice mag,

but it's probably just a rumour.

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Originally posted by platapie

asian girls can be utterly beutiful. but there so many dumb ones it kinda cancels it for me.

 

I agree...alot of them are plain stupid...

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Guest --zeSto--

unless you've seen it in real life, there's no need to talk shit.

 

I'll admit she looks stupid in the power suits, but she's fine ass in normal clothes.

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Guest Canadiano

champagne enema? no! yeah? Yo, I'll marry that girl! I'd pay her to marry me! damn! DAMN!!!!

 

 

 

 

oh, and it's not like a lot of azn girls are stupid, it's a lot of ALL girls are stupid.

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zesto I have decided to just fallow you around for a week and take notes on your actions to figure out how you have this kind of game.

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Guest --zeSto--
Originally posted by Zack Morris

zesto I have decided to just fallow you around for a week

 

I'll let you know if I make it down to Kentucky.

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