mapo wc Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 can any of you do any crazy stuff that shocks people? i like to do weird stuff to entertain people and get attention. things i can do -eat matches. i light them and then put them in my mouth while still lit. i even eat the sulfur top off it and swallow it. i can do a whole pack at once like that. -eat a hornets nest. i literally just did this a few minutes ago by myself. i was in the driveway smoking kool milds (dope cigarettes), and i see a hornets nest. so i go over there and put the cig under them and the smoke scares them away. so then i grab the hornets nest and start looking at all the larvae and stuff, and then i just put the whole nest in my mouth, eating and swallowing the whole thing, larvae and all. im a bushman. haha. -swallow small pieces of glass. -drink a shot of soy sauce. i can eat/ drink just about anything. i need more ideas to shock my boys with. but im sure this hornets nest thing will be good when they see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken E. Bus Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 http://www.wweek.com/assets/images/FreakShow.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 http://www.freewebhost.biz/ronniedobbs/Untitled-1.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr snortalot Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 WE NEED PICTURES OF ELEPHANTITUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 well..i paint graffiti..when people find that out..they are usually pretty freaked out or entertained....whoah is me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 http://poetry.rotten.com/stillfried/stillfried.jpg'> theres your elphantitis heres your nude people walking down the street picture http://poetry.rotten.com/naked-people/5000naked.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 i bet mapo cant eat eat SHIT. i can dislocate my wrists to make them go in a 360 degree thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 i breathe fire... but it seems like everyone's doing that these days... i need to find something else... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 http://www.aladamson.com/images/newadd/bdeekent.jpg'> An old lady stares in amazement as the doctor convinces her that his finger is deformed when it really isn't at all. This experiment proves that old people will believe ANYTHING you say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 SMELL IT, BITCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggernaut Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 imagine if that snake took a fat poo in the dude's sinus cavities.. eiww. mapo.. you eat glass? i'm really hoping that you're kidding. i mean, the other shit is just run-of-the-mill attention starved midlle school student stuff, but eating glass will hurt you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew13 Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 I can break Rolling Rock's over my head..that's as close as I get to talent. My girlfriend can also draw anything on a etch-a-sketch...it's hella tizight. http://www.stormandbirdsey.com/Storm%20and%20Birdsey/Moonday/_derived/MoondayRollingRock.htm_txt_Bottle_in_Ass_02.gif'> matthewtadaathirteen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 http://www.succubus.net/images/2.jpg'> From an empty house... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 My semen can turn into a liquid human and walk around like the T-1000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted August 19, 2002 Author Share Posted August 19, 2002 Originally posted by juggernaut imagine if that snake took a fat poo in the dude's sinus cavities.. eiww. mapo.. you eat glass? i'm really hoping that you're kidding. i mean, the other shit is just run-of-the-mill attention starved midlle school student stuff, but eating glass will hurt you. yeah i do it occasionally. it started about 2 years ago when we found some empty bottles near the bball court and smashed them, then i started swallowing little pieces of it. ive done it a few times, its not too smart but i havent had any problems with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest postaholic Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 try to find your happy place guy, then goto it.. you need help. but if you want to try something new... try sticking your dick into a beer bottle then bashing it on a curb!! and dont even reply about your dick not fitting... lying ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 Mapo, if that glass thing is true...stop doing it, You know why people throw away broken glasses?...because you dont hurt your self, you just die. Watch it tiger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted August 19, 2002 Author Share Posted August 19, 2002 Originally posted by Tesseract Mapo, if that glass thing is true...stop doing it, You know why people throw away broken glasses?...because you dont hurt your self, you just die. Watch it tiger how does that work? glass is made of sand and water. unless you mean ill tear open my insides or something. but i dont see how a chunk of broken glass can break off of a broken drinking glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 Hope you'll never find out...jeez, sand and water:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 seeing as "smart" shagged up the last thread I put this in................... http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00214918f00000008.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Mapo your a liar and im calling you out!:heated: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 i do fire breathing as well and does the junkie soon I want to try and do fire eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted August 20, 2002 Author Share Posted August 20, 2002 how am i a liar? and zack, how does firebreathing work? id be interested in doing that. go ahead and do the matches thing, it doesnt hurt at all but its a real party-starter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tears*uno Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT My semen can turn into a liquid human and walk around like the T-1000. join the club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettie Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 sulfur is bad for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by pabloescobar WE NEED PICTURES OF ELEPHANTITUS no, we dont. i can suck my chest in pretty far. i dont know how. i guess i have control over my pec muscles pretty good. its wierd though, i bend my whole ribcage back and make my chest inverted. i can open beer bottles with my teeth but thats not really special, its actually pretty easy (dont recomend trying it though). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by hulk hogan heres your nude people walking down the street picture http://poetry.rotten.com/naked-people/5000naked.jpg'> someone should tell that girl to shave her bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by Kettie sulfur is bad for you no its not, its good for you. in small amounts at least. we used to have sulfur in our water way back in the day when i lived in the mountains in oregon. smells like egg water. good to bathe in, and i was told it was good to drink too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest postaholic Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Originally posted by Kettie sulfur is bad for you dont tell him, maybe he'll die :idea: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted August 20, 2002 Share Posted August 20, 2002 Mapo those kindsa things are what you should do to aid you getting chicks. Go to partys with girls, make it seem casual. Talk to girl, bling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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