SCAGNETTI Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE A DICKHEAD IN THEIR OFFICE WHO MAKES IT HIS BUSINESS TO INSPECT WHAT YOU'RE DOING ALL THE TIME EVEN THOUGH H'S POSITION IS NOT SUPERIOR TO YOURS... I GOT THIS GUY IN MY OFFICE WHO COMES IN AND LITERALLY LOOKS AROUND MY SCREEN TO SEE WHAT I'M DOING AND SHIT LIKE THAT... IT'S CRAZY... HE KIND OF SERVES A MORE IMPORTANT PURPOSE AROUND HERE, BUT NEVERTHELESS HE'S NOT MY SUPERIOR OR SUPERVISOR IN ANY WAY... HE ALSO ALWAYS MAKES LITTLE COMMENTS ABOUT PEOPLE'S LATENESS! WHY THE FUCK SHOULD IT MATTER TO HIM? I MEAN I CAN ACTUALLY THINK OF A MILLION WEIRD LITTLE MOTIVATIONS HE MAY HAVE TO BEHAVE THIS WAY BUT THAT WAS BASICALLY RHETORICAL ANYONE ELSE HAVE AN ASSHOLE LIKE THIS AROUND? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 i own a company with 2 dumb fucks. does that work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 we have an asshole lurking around the messageboard... and it's not kissmyass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted August 19, 2002 Author Share Posted August 19, 2002 OOPS GAY UNDERTONES HERB, STAY OUT OF MY POST BEFORE YOU GET A FEROCIOUS TONGUE LASHING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 I hate that people, they're always around from school to work to everywhere...like they say, 'everyparty has its asshole' I once punched someone that was constantly checking my shit at school, it makes things even worse because people like that WILL complain about being punched instead of punching you back..but still, do it for the fun...You sound like it...Now that i think off it, you got the rhetoric skills to make that fuck stay away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 you and your capital font is asshole office dick! warehouse dudes are dick heads. cant have any fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted August 19, 2002 Author Share Posted August 19, 2002 YO I GOT FIRED FROM A JOB BECAUSE OF ONE OF THESE GUYS... BUT HE WAS DIFFERENT... HE WAS ONE OF THOSE 30 YEAR OLD RETARDED LOSERS THAT LIVES WITH HIS MOM AND THINKS HIS MENIAL FUCKING BULLSHIT JOB IS LIKE SOME CRUCIAL POSITION... PLUS HE HAD JUST STARTED GETTING LAID RECENTLY AND THIS ADDED FUEL TO THE FIRE OF HIM THINKING HE WAS COOL OR SOMETHING... I SWEAR TO GOD ONE TIME I HEARD HIM ON THE PHONE TELLING HIS DISGUSTING GIRLFRIEND "I FOUND THIS CUTE LITTLE ITALIAN PLACE FOR US..... YEAH IT'S CALLED THE OLIVE GARDEN, YOU'LL LOVE THE ATMOSPHERE" WHAT THE FUCK... HE WAS SERIOUS!! THE STORY OF HOW HE GOT ME FIRED IS HILARIOUS BUT I'LL GET TO THAT... I'M EATING RIBS AND MACARONI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr snortalot Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 I GOT POLICE SWEATIN ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 no you dont shut up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent of the light Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 office dicks suck. nobody at my job really gives a fuck except the superior/supervisory characters. the rest of us just talk about soccer, music, straight edge, and why customer appreciation can suck it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggernaut Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 there was one office asshole a while ago.. that bastard hated me for some reason. he's gone now, just disappeared one day. there's these lowlife fuckers that work up in the advertising department, they're complete scumbags. they look like your averege fake-ass california sun bed, capped-tooth, manicure-rocking, hair gelled-out, A-type personality 30-somethings, and they have the personalities to match.. they're just creeps. one time there was 2 of them standing by my desk talking about which mexican whorehouse they liked the best, and the conversation was complete with details about the fragrance of the air in the place. i guess they're not really assholes, just not good people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted August 19, 2002 Author Share Posted August 19, 2002 JUGG I'M MORE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE THAT ARE SUCK-UPS AND INVADE YOUR SPACE, THAN ANNOYING IDIOTS WHO SURROUND ME EVERY SECOND OF MY DAY BUT AT LEAST HAVE THE GOOD SENSE TO NOT HARRASS ME... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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