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FUCK EVERYTHING

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Guest trampled

is it just me or are her ears really big? Elf ears.

 

I still wouldn't kick her out of my bed though

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Guest DMX

to explain a little bit, this post is about some girl that i've been obsessing over ever since i saw her picture on makeoutclub. she has a silly website that i go to all the time and i've pretty much read every word on it. she tries very hard to sound smart (she actually is)and i find it quite adorable. i've ascertained that her parents are professors at the local university (we both live in the same college town), and it shows. i've known alot of professor's kids. the site is www.technicolor.org if anybody is actually interested. there is some pretty funny/cool stuff on there, especially the rocketbox! section. i even sent her a stupid e-mail with one of my short stories, but unsurprisingly i haven't gotten a response as of yet, probably due to a number of reasons including:

-the name that shows up on the inbox when i e-mail people is ronnie james dio

-the short story talked about at length about anal sex and recreational valium use

-it probably creeped her out since she has no idea who sent it

 

apparently skydancer666 knows her, but i don't even really want to meet her anymore. i'm not sure how my composure would be around somebody i've been online-stalking for a couple weeks now.

 

here's another picture of her that i've posted a couple times before:

http://girls.images.profiles.makeoutclub.com/Xela.jpg'>

Interests: Colorado suffers from a crippling lack of photobooths.

 

Any information leading to the whereabouts of said photobooths will result in a handsome reward.

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Originally posted by DMX

i'm not sure how my composure would be around somebody i've been online-stalking for a couple weeks now.

 

:lol:

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Guest uncle-boy

that first pic is now on my desktop.

she is incredilbly cutsie oner fo sheezy.

 

yay!

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Guest mopius

have raw, bloody anal sex with her and then rape her parents...would make a killer T.v. movie:idea:

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Guest socrates

Make a letter with the letters ripped out of magazines...that will reallly impress her, that's what I do.

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Guest socrates

^^^That's what money was made for...

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Guest sneak
Originally posted by Pistol

VERY FUCKABLE.

 

....Even without ears.

 

very well said

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Guest uncle-boy

i want to be this girls boyfriend and give her everything she wants, as long as she appreciates me and doesnt drop me like i'm some fucking hobby.

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

Yo DuN ImMa HoLLa At DaT AzZ Yo!

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i, myself, lust over many of the girls on makeoutclub..... i have had some rewarding encounters with a few of the ladies there.... but i am a trained jedi indie girl pimp.

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Guest DMX

feel free.

 

 

that picture will change in a couple days so keep checking

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