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jah

what? her friends here?? where? right around the corner?oh shit!

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so this girl comes over to get some school shit from my roommates girl last night. shes this russian chick with a fuckin bowl cut. a 1990 boy's motherfuckin bowl cut. they hyped her up to sound all hot but when i saw her she was mingin! me and my friend are in teh kitchen cooking dinner while his girl takes her into hs room to the shit.

 

while she was in there i said, "shes not even hot." (in a low enough voice that she wouldnt be able to hear in the next room.

 

and my friend says, "nah shes alright. its just her hairs hella fucked up."

 

then i say (jokingly), "dont these russian bitches know its common courtesy over here to suck my balls when they come over to my pad?"

 

 

so they come out of the room with their shit and the russian girl leaves. my roommates girlfriend goes, "her friend just stood their silently the whole time."

 

me: "what? what friend? she brought a friend with her??"

 

her: "yeah, she was standing right around the corner from the kitchen."

 

me:"oh shit.....hahaha. fuck it."

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Guest ArtvandaL

shit i'm not reading it either!

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hey, maybe everyone could come in here and let me know theyre not reading it. thatd be cool....

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Guest THEdude

I read it, I don't know why.....

haha shit happens...

 

but hey there's a lot of russian chicks into amateur porn and shit:D

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dude you shoulda been all like "yo i wanna fuck dem russian bitches in da asssssss" and girl woulda been all "jah you goin get all up in dis ass o mine ?!?!?" "bet".. *wack* *plunder.. thrust. nyaaaahhhhhhh&* &@ splat !@## gulp.. *unggg* "now get the fuck outta my house"

 

i cant build there. :huh?:

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yeah dude, those exact thoughts ran through my brain. exact wording and everything....

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im just gonna bump things to get as many "jah's" up there as i can.

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Guest Stapler

Thta is funny, and especially if they don`t know that it is not common courtesy to suck ball`s. You may just be lucky enough to get your balls in her mouth. Walk right up to her next time with your nut sack hanging out of your pants. HEY that coul be the thing to get rid of your annoying roommates girl. Walk around the house naked when she is there. And invite over as amny drunk friends as you can. Just annoy the fuck out of her.

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One time i fucked this Russian bitch like an hour after i met her. I didnt even know her name. Actually she kinda raped me and this kid ______

kepped telling me to bang her.

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yeah, thats why my dad gave me this middle name.... it kinda rhymes with "hoorah".

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Guest socrates

So...you didn't fuck the russian, tell her you can get her a green card.

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