jah Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 so this girl comes over to get some school shit from my roommates girl last night. shes this russian chick with a fuckin bowl cut. a 1990 boy's motherfuckin bowl cut. they hyped her up to sound all hot but when i saw her she was mingin! me and my friend are in teh kitchen cooking dinner while his girl takes her into hs room to the shit. while she was in there i said, "shes not even hot." (in a low enough voice that she wouldnt be able to hear in the next room. and my friend says, "nah shes alright. its just her hairs hella fucked up." then i say (jokingly), "dont these russian bitches know its common courtesy over here to suck my balls when they come over to my pad?" so they come out of the room with their shit and the russian girl leaves. my roommates girlfriend goes, "her friend just stood their silently the whole time." me: "what? what friend? she brought a friend with her??" her: "yeah, she was standing right around the corner from the kitchen." me:"oh shit.....hahaha. fuck it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent of the light Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 i aint gonna read that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 no one asked you to. no one even asked you to reply... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ArtvandaL Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 shit i'm not reading it either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 hey, maybe everyone could come in here and let me know theyre not reading it. thatd be cool.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent of the light Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 Originally posted by jah no one asked you to. no one even asked you to reply... haha. it is O K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 I read it, I don't know why..... haha shit happens... but hey there's a lot of russian chicks into amateur porn and shit:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 8 year olds dude..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 dude you shoulda been all like "yo i wanna fuck dem russian bitches in da asssssss" and girl woulda been all "jah you goin get all up in dis ass o mine ?!?!?" "bet".. *wack* *plunder.. thrust. nyaaaahhhhhhh&* &@ splat !@## gulp.. *unggg* "now get the fuck outta my house" i cant build there. :huh?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 yeah dude, those exact thoughts ran through my brain. exact wording and everything.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 im just gonna bump things to get as many "jah's" up there as i can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillYurSteel Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 nifty thrifty thats funny shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 is it merely coincidence that 'jah' rhymes with 'blah' ?? :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 Thta is funny, and especially if they don`t know that it is not common courtesy to suck ball`s. You may just be lucky enough to get your balls in her mouth. Walk right up to her next time with your nut sack hanging out of your pants. HEY that coul be the thing to get rid of your annoying roommates girl. Walk around the house naked when she is there. And invite over as amny drunk friends as you can. Just annoy the fuck out of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 One time i fucked this Russian bitch like an hour after i met her. I didnt even know her name. Actually she kinda raped me and this kid ______ kepped telling me to bang her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 *kept. and avils, i did that on purpose.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 or "hoorah" ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 yeah, thats why my dad gave me this middle name.... it kinda rhymes with "hoorah". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 So...you didn't fuck the russian, tell her you can get her a green card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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