Mr. Mang Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 some girl is coming over to buy and watch lesbian porn with me. will mang finally be able to get his freak on? do you care? why am i posting this? frodo will keep you posted later on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitchAssSlut Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 you sell porn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 STUFF THE STARFISH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 haha i see that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 STUFF THE STARFISH!!! or as my good friend the ladys man would say, "do it in da butt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 this is weird. some random girl is coming over to watch porn.....???what the fuck??? how did you meet this woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 sounds good man get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 How did that pick-up line go... MANG:how you doin WHORE:fine MANG:wanna go watch a lesbian porno WHORE:sure this sounds like the plotline to a porno....remember that reality thing that you were told to enter mang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 haha. well, so crates, you told me to get out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el nervo Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 hey i sell porn to mainly girls around 16-20.so whats up you make a movie with her and you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG DEBO Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 do you have any buttman tapes the bitch's would love it ''laughs'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ArtvandaL Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 so adultfriendfinder finally worked, double-check her lips for any bumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 Originally posted by jah STUFF THE STARFISH!!! or as my good friend the ladys man would say, "do it in da butt." my friend always says "i got the dumper" but thats just my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 Originally posted by socrates How did that pick-up line go... MANG:how you doin WHORE:fine MANG:wanna go watch a lesbian porno WHORE:sure works like a charm...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 Make her call you Mis for me, buddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 Originally posted by rip my friend always says "i got the dumper" but thats just my friend. yeah well dats coo. this is leon felps sayin good night to all teh ladies out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojafx Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 anyone ever use that adult friend finder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 That is some funny shit. Tell her to bring one of her Lesbian friends over to. Then get some 3some action happening, video tape it and sell it for a few extra bucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 so adultfriendfinder finally worked, double-check her lips for any bumps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 COCKBLOCKER 1.) she wasn't from adultfriendfinder. 2.) plus, you need adultfriendfinver's REAL (pay) service to get any sluts anyhow. so yeah, it's 5:25am and i just got done dropping her off... upon her arrival into my SAV (suburban assault vehicle), i had 'great expectations' of freakiness. but as it turns out, i'm no better than Pip himself, and got nothing but a high five from her. so yeah i picked her up. you know how far she lives from me? 45 minutes - and that's ALL highway. we go to the porn store and pick out a good porn movie. we proceed to my house and watch an old Plan B skate video til my dad goes upstairs. afterwards i hint to her about watching the movie, but we watch 'Unbreakable' first. after Unbreakable, i put in the movie. all seems to be going well in my mind, but the tracking on my VCR is kind of messed up form my Plan B video being offset. after the 1st scene (which was pretty damn good), i fuck with the tracking forever, but it just makes it worse. so i just say "forget it". so the rest of the night i just had to listen to her talk about all the stupid drugs she did and shit like that. she sure liked to go on and on about it. my body says "lord i wanna tap" but my mind said "choke her". after nearly choosing the latter, i took her all the way home and got no love. fortunately (as with every disaster) you learn from such mistakes. below is a list of mine. mental notes: 1.) she is a tease, and a tease deserves a donkey punch. 2.) never wait for her to make the move. 3.) VCRs are cockblockers. 4.) never drive 45 minutes unless you're sure you're gonna get some. 5.) this was not worth the time and effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest trampled Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 Re: COCKBLOCKER Originally posted by Mr. Mang 5.) this was not worth the time and effort. you're absolutely right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 wait, your surprised u didnt get anything when SHE came over to watch LESBIAN porn........hmmmmm? take the hint.:crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drunken phil Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 Re: COCKBLOCKER Originally posted by Mr. Mang tease deserves a donkey punch. :o :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 YOU FUCKING NERD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 That comment with the `she is a lesbian` why didnt you get it. I was going to say that, but I was hoping the 12oz encouragment would put your mind past it ans you would try and mack it to her and get arrested for rape. THAT WOULD BE A 12oz STORY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 Originally posted by ArtvandaL so adultfriendfinder finally worked, double-click her lips for any bumps. ohhhh, I get it, she's an e-woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoshy Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 didnt you post a pic of yourself in your new dorm room? why are you at home?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 "VCRs are Cockblockers" I'm sorry but that is the funniest thing I've heard today. Thank you, you made my day. He ain't in no dorm he just left the 856 for home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 :lol: "uhhhhh yea... that was real nice but now you should get going" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 Re: COCKBLOCKER Originally posted by Mr. Mang 2.) never wait for her to make the move. [/b] no shit ! some times you actually have be to "the man". good luck next time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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