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Mr. Mang

mr. mang finally gets a girl?

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some girl is coming over to buy and watch lesbian porn with me. will mang finally be able to get his freak on? do you care? why am i posting this?

 

frodo will keep you posted later on.

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STUFF THE STARFISH!!!

 

 

 

or as my good friend the ladys man would say, "do it in da butt."

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Guest socrates

How did that pick-up line go...

 

MANG:how you doin

WHORE:fine

MANG:wanna go watch a lesbian porno

WHORE:sure

 

 

this sounds like the plotline to a porno....remember that reality thing that you were told to enter mang.

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Guest ArtvandaL

so adultfriendfinder finally worked, double-check her lips for any bumps.

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Originally posted by jah

STUFF THE STARFISH!!!

 

 

 

or as my good friend the ladys man would say, "do it in da butt."

my friend always says "i got the dumper" but thats just my friend.

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Originally posted by socrates

How did that pick-up line go...

 

MANG:how you doin

WHORE:fine

MANG:wanna go watch a lesbian porno

WHORE:sure

 

works like a charm...;)

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Originally posted by rip

my friend always says "i got the dumper" but thats just my friend.

 

 

yeah well dats coo. this is leon felps sayin good night to all teh ladies out there.

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Guest Stapler

That is some funny shit. Tell her to bring one of her Lesbian friends over to. Then get some 3some action happening, video tape it and sell it for a few extra bucks.

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COCKBLOCKER

 

1.) she wasn't from adultfriendfinder.

2.) plus, you need adultfriendfinver's REAL (pay) service to get any sluts anyhow.

 

so yeah, it's 5:25am and i just got done dropping her off...

 

 

upon her arrival into my SAV (suburban assault vehicle), i had 'great expectations' of freakiness. but as it turns out, i'm no better than Pip himself, and got nothing but a high five from her.

 

so yeah i picked her up. you know how far she lives from me? 45 minutes - and that's ALL highway. we go to the porn store and pick out a good porn movie. we proceed to my house and watch an old Plan B skate video til my dad goes upstairs. afterwards i hint to her about watching the movie, but we watch 'Unbreakable' first.

 

after Unbreakable, i put in the movie. all seems to be going well in my mind, but the tracking on my VCR is kind of messed up form my Plan B video being offset. after the 1st scene (which was pretty damn good), i fuck with the tracking forever, but it just makes it worse. so i just say "forget it".

 

so the rest of the night i just had to listen to her talk about all the stupid drugs she did and shit like that. she sure liked to go on and on about it. my body says "lord i wanna tap" but my mind said "choke her". after nearly choosing the latter, i took her all the way home and got no love.

 

fortunately (as with every disaster) you learn from such mistakes. below is a list of mine.

 

mental notes:

 

1.) she is a tease, and a tease deserves a donkey punch.

2.) never wait for her to make the move.

3.) VCRs are cockblockers.

4.) never drive 45 minutes unless you're sure you're gonna get some.

5.) this was not worth the time and effort.

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Guest trampled

Re: COCKBLOCKER

 

Originally posted by Mr. Mang

5.) this was not worth the time and effort.

 

you're absolutely right

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Guest sneak

wait, your surprised u didnt get anything when SHE came over to watch LESBIAN porn........hmmmmm?

 

take the hint.:crazy:

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Guest drunken phil

Re: COCKBLOCKER

 

Originally posted by Mr. Mang

tease deserves a donkey punch.

:o :D

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Guest Stapler

That comment with the `she is a lesbian` why didnt you get it. I was going to say that, but I was hoping the 12oz encouragment would put your mind past it ans you would try and mack it to her and get arrested for rape. THAT WOULD BE A 12oz STORY

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