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EVER SINCE WE INSTALLED THIS NEW COMPUTER SYSTEM IN OUR OFFICE THIS WORTHLESS FUCK HAS BEEN HERE EVERY OTHER DAY TINKERING WITH SOME OTHER ASPECT OF THE COMPUTERS... HE HAS AN ANNOYING FUCKING ACCENT AND IS TALKING ALL LOUD ON THE PHONE RIGHT AS I TYPE THIS... I ALMOST FEEL BAD BECAUSE I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT THE BACK OF HIS UGLY RUSSIAN HEAD... I CAN TELL HE DRAGS EVERYTHING OUT ALSO... AND MAKES IT ALL SEEM MORE COMPLICATED TO LOG MORE HOURS... BUT HE'S ALL BUDDY-BUDDY WITH THE OFFICE MANAGER WHO'S PROBABLY IN ON IT... HE SPENDS MAD FUCKING TIME BULLSHITTING WITH THIS PARALEGAL FROM THE OTHER FIRM WHO ALSO SPENDS THE MAJORITY OF HIS TIME TRYING TO FRONT LIKE HE'S BUSY AND HAS COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE OFFICE DECORUM... FOR EXAMPLE THIS DUMB-SHIT MADE A NUN-CHUKS OUT OF PAPER CLIPS AND SHARPIES THE OTHER DAY AND WAS SWINGING IT AT ME AND ONE OF MY CO-WORKERS... ALSO HE STAYS BRINGING UP PORN-SITES TO ME WHEN I GO NEAR THE COPIER WHICH IS HIS GAY DOMAIN... ON TOP OF THAT, THEY JUST HIRED THIS PAKISTANI RECEPTIONIST DUDE WHO PRONOUNCES EVERYONE'S NAME WRONG SO WE STAY MISSING IMPORTANT CALLS... FUCK THESE PEOPLE MAN!!!! IT'S AMUSING.. BUT NOT

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Guest ArtvandaL

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

 

I work with 4 blonde bimbo airhead college girls that like to suck and fuck, top that!!! oh and one guy from Congo thats always drunk.

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Originally posted by MARLBORO RED

YEAH, FOR THOSE NOT SO QUICK ON THE UPTAKE I'M BASICALLY CALLING HIM A FAGGOT!

 

huh, no shit....

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Guest Canadiano

just don't hit the clock tower after work...i'm assuming you've seen Office Space? Shit is funny. that shit on snl was funny too, with milton.

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SAW THAT FLICK... ALL I RECALL IS HOT FUCKING ANISTON'S BOSS SCREAMING ON HER FOR NOT HAVING ENOUGH "FLAIR" HAHA

 

ON THE REAL TIP... REALITY IS SO MUCH FUNNIER THAN ANYTHING... THE PEOPLE I ENCOUNTER DAY TO DAY ARE A FUCKING RIOT

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Guest Wilt

i work with two elderly men you take turns pounding my supple anus with their blazing meat rods.top that.

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you wouldn't believe the shit I see when I flip through the recieved faxes for my recipts. People mail us all kinds of shit to dispute charges on their card. Found one today with a statement proving that this guy had canceled his web subscription to "Freak Cock" and was therefore being billed falsely.

We had a copier repairman in pulling the same shit yesterday...I swear he spent 10 minutes greasing every little roller in the whole fucking machine. ANd its still jamming today...

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Guest Wilt

you've seen no anus till you took a gander at mine..fuck what you heard

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ESE:

We had a copier repairman in pulling the same shit yesterday...I swear he spent 10 minutes greasing every little roller in the whole fucking machine. ANd its still jamming today...

 

GAY UNDERTONES... SOMEONE PUT IT IN...

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Originally posted by MARLBORO RED

AND HOW THE FUCK CAN AN ANUS BE SUPPLE?

 

big el down in c-block thought your anus was real supple

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Originally posted by MARLBORO RED

EVER SINCE WE INSTALLED THIS NEW COMPUTER SYSTEM IN OUR OFFICE THIS WORTHLESS FUCK HAS BEEN HERE EVERY OTHER DAY TINKERING WITH SOME OTHER ASPECT OF THE COMPUTERS... ... I CAN TELL HE DRAGS EVERYTHING OUT ALSO... AND MAKES IT ALL SEEM MORE COMPLICATED TO LOG MORE HOURS...

 

this is basically the case with anyone who works with computers, i know i did it on my last job....

 

when your being paid hourly and no one around you can understand what the fuck your doing, much less figure out if your actually doing your job its pretty much the only logical solution...

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Re: ^^^^^^^^

 

Originally posted by MARLBORO RED

SO FAR FROM FUNNY... TRY AGAIN

 

of course it wasnt funny...your screaming was intense and pitiful, and their was blood all over the floor, i had to wash my fuckin feet like twice dammit

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OBVIOUSLY DUDE

 

I'M NOT TRYING TO KNOCK HIS HUSTLE... BUT HE'S ANNOYING PERSON SO I WISH HE WOULD HURRY THE FUCK UP...

 

AND THE PAKI-MAN IN THE FRONT... OH MAN THIS FUCKING GUY!!

 

FIRST OF ALL I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST AN ESTABLISHED FACT THAT A RECEPTIONIST WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HOT CHICK...

 

THE CHICK HE REPLACED WAS A THICK NEGRESS FROM UPTOWN WHO LOOKED LIKE SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN CARRYING "O BOY" COLOGNE ON A PLATINUM PLATTER IN A CAM'RON VIDEO... DAMN SHE USED TO BEND OVER SO FREQUENTLY... WHATEVER... I THINK I HAVE A FLICK I'LL POST IF I FIND...

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OK REGULATOR, YOU'RE AT A 10... I NEED YOU AT ABOUT A 2...

 

FOR REAL THOUGH, YOU'RE NOT FUNNY AT ALL SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP... I GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE, BUT IT'S NOT DUE SO FUCK YOU...

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