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I've got an idea, let's not talk about subject changing at all... let's talk about something completely different and off topic like "we" do in all the other threads.

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Originally posted by -Rage-

So anyways I says to boogie hands, I says...

i says to him so wus up wit da bitchs niGGa....

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Originally posted by Dirty_habiT

An Boogie looks at me smiles, and he says, "what's up whizzy," and then takes another sip of his OE and says, "fo shizzy."

then this girl walks by and i says to him thats the bizzy fo shizzy my lil wizzy...

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Originally posted by rip

then this girl walks by and i says to him thats the bizzy fo shizzy my lil wizzy...

 

And then boogie peeps at the girl and he starts to feel dizzy in the hizzy...

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Originally posted by -Rage-

 

And then boogie peeps at the girl and he starts to feel dizzy in the hizzy...

and calls the bizzzy over to get some hizzy while the hommie over errrrr hits her puzzy from the back....

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Boogie says no to the crack, but not if it's the butt, "fo rizzy, ya let me hit it in the back," gettin bizzy wit dat girl from last night named lizzy till she's dizzy mutterin to himself, "she knows she mizzmy."

 

 

Then next morning, Boogie awakens to.......

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You guys cant tell me you liked that movie it was so lame, that part where that dude goes over to that other dude, well if you saw it you know what i mean, it was LAME!

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you only have on chance to live she told me, and i told her to go fuck herself cause shes nasty...dont blame me blame society i told her...and she said please fuck me so i slapped her and said no you are fat and i have no heart for you...plus your ugly and im not drunk even though i dont think me being drunk will help you one bit...cause even the drunken man goggles cant help you get my cack so fuck off but first hand me another beer....she replied....ok....then i says thank you now gets ta steppin cause i hate you.

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so she asks what'd you do today and i said nothing, woke up, smoked, used the computer, shaved my head, took a shower, and right now i'm watching some show on tv called white men can't rap. she then says, damn your a loser. do something with your life. everytime i call you're never doing or did anything. so then i said fuck you and hung up.

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Meanwhile... on the other side of the LoneStar STate.... Dirty, is drinking his Vanilla Coke, thinking to himself, "Man... Blue Pepsi sure does blow goats...." (daydreams) Someday, I'm gonna be the president of CocaCola, and I'm gonna have all the free Vanilla Coke I can handle. I'm going to make a website called www.bluepepsishrinkstestis.com and Pepsi, will be pissed. But then I'll piss them, because I've been drinking so much vanilla coke.

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i dono though, because if every swallow is seen by the graciously loving eyes of god, why then does he not see the swollen bellies of the 40,000 children that die each day of starvation? to me that is hypocrisy, and it is most certainly not love. i don't care if "His" plan is not to be understood by man's mind, a child suffering through that only to die, and go to hell (because they have not yet heard the 'loving' words of christ) is suffering from hatred or indifference. because of this i choose to turn my back upon christianity. i believe the bible to be nothing more than ancient myth.

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Yikes! I dare to enter religous e-war....

 

So, it's my mom's b-day today, she's 39. Happy BDAY MOM!!!! Yeah, I know, she'll never see this.

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I think there should be a limit to how many topics someone can post per 24 hour period.... as to avoid the problem that happened in the metal heads board.

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