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"CAST OUT THE DEVIL"- The return of the United Methodist Church of Seym!


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Now that school's started again, a lot of our youth volunteers have been absent from meetings. Sure, church is a full house so to speak on sundays, but one day a week is never enough. Jesus needs your time EVERY day, not just sunday. Hopefuly this post will encourage some of our members to be more active and try to make a little time to help others in the name of god!

 

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Look what you heathens are missing!! Trust Jesus, and you can participate in fun game nights at the Church of Seym!

 

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Church mural done by Jess R. Katie T. and Katie H.

 

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Guess who came up with the idea of stuffed crust pizza? JESUS DID!

 

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Matt is such a ladies man! Look at 'em swarm!

 

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Hoku rocks the house with her wholesome lyrics and pentacostal christian morals!

 

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God is good. That's all you have to know. Don't ask why there are candles on their heads.

 

 

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Of course we haven't gone anywhere! Has god gone anywhere? No way!!!

 

God bless you! All of you!

 

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Guest fr8lover

man those pictures are creepy as hell....i like that silver at the end a lot, though. and you arent writing whole stories around your pieces as much either!

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Guest platapie

thank you lord. seyms back. wow i was starting to lose intrest in 12oz but if seyms back so am i.hey seym how do i start a following in my neck of the woods?

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Guest --zeSto--

honestly seym,

 

do you key those people over the pics?

Is that cut and paste shenanigans or are kids

actually frolicking under a bridge by your pieces?

 

AND WHOA....

look at Katie T.'s shirt...

she's trying to get your attention!

Girl Power meets Seym and love ensues!

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Originally posted by *ZEMONEDOE$:

how many times are you gonna paint the same spot sukka.

your no writer you just paint under some bridge behind ya church.

god bless th u.s.

 

ha. Does the scenery differ all that much from spot to spot, especially when we're talking bridges here? But either way, I must agree with you. I am no writer, I am a messenger. A messenger of god. I hope you pray, my child. For you judge others and as a result, doing god's job. Shame on you!

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Originally posted by --zeSto--:

look at Katie T.'s shirt...

she's trying to get your attention!

 

she's quite the hottie seym.

And I'm telling you...

she's mighty impressed by your combo of

religious convictions and rebellious lettering.

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FUCK YOU SEYM. YOUR CHURCH FUCKIN SUCKS. I HAVE AN ARMY OF INDIVIDUALS (mostly girls...but so what) THAT IS GOING TO MAKE THE EFFORT IN BURNING YOUR CHURCHES AND SLAYING YOUR FOLLOWERS! SORRY SARAH! TOO BAD!!

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I HATE YOU.

 

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hahahaha

 

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stab wounds for you!

 

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FIRE ON YOUR FACE!!!

 

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ELECTRIC DEATH!!

 

HAHAHAHA ANTICIPATE YOUR OWN DEMISE!!! BRAINWASHED CHILD!!

 

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Makro, this never ending battle with you isn't going anywhere! Not only have you resumed your horrid posts, but you've also missed quite a bit of church, including your good friend defy's sermons! What gives?! Sarah, as you know, is not part of the church anymore. Why do you always bring her name up? I know you had nothing to do with her corruption! She made a choice on her own to abandone christ for logan or whatever his name is! Her mother is very worried about her and I try my best to console her little sister and make sure she stays on the right path! I find it offensive that you'd even consider exploiting such a situation for the sake of attention! Well, guess what buddy? God still loves you, Jeremy. And that's no lie. So please, for your own sake, come through on thursday for the social. It'll do you good, seeing your old friends and all! These are people who care about you, not those gothic, depressed females you claim to have persuaded!

God bless you.

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Originally posted by Seym1has2no3fiends:

Makro, this never ending battle with you isn't going anywhere! Not only have you resumed your horrid posts, but you've also missed quite a bit of church, including your good friend defy's sermons! What gives?! Sarah, as you know, is not part of the church anymore. Why do you always bring her name up? I know you had nothing to do with her corruption! She made a choice on her own to abandone christ for logan or whatever his name is! Her mother is very worried about her and I try my best to console her little sister and make sure she stays on the right path! I find it offensive that you'd even consider exploiting such a situation for the sake of attention! Well, guess what buddy? God still loves you, Jeremy. And that's no lie. So please, for your own sake, come through on thursday for the social. It'll do you good, seeing your old friends and all! These are people who care about you, not those gothic, depressed females you claim to have persuaded!

God bless you.

 

ENOUGH OF YOUR PACIFISTIC SHIT. TALKING TO ME ALL NICE AND CALM WILL GET YOU NO WHERE. I WILL SLAUGHTER ALL OF YOUR MANIPULATED MORONS AND GLUE THEIR BODY PARTS TO MY BIKE (i dont own a car at the moment...)!!!!! AND YES BUDDY! LOGAN, ONE OF MY MOST LOYAL FOLLOWERS PERSUADED LITTLE SARAH INTO ABANDONING HER FAITH AND BOWING DOWN TO ME. SORRY YOU PATHETIC WASTE OF ORGANS, BUT I AM FAR MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU. AND WHAT THIS? YOU INVITE ME TO REJOICE WITH THOSE TERRIBLY RUINED DICIPLES OF YOURS? HAHAHAHHAAHA. MAY YOU MELT IN CHAOTIC HORROR! ROT IN INFERNAL MADNESS!!!

 

 

 

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Oh, jeremy, or MAKRO as you like refer to yourself as. I just talked to jessica (she was sarah's best friend, remember?!) and she said that the guy's name wasn't logan. I knew you were lying! See, you've failed again. Just come back to your family here at UMCS and we can all work this out. Seriously, we're not judging you at all! We didn't when you said all that horrible stuff about us last time, and church members are already expressing their concern about you, Jeremy. This is a serious thing you need to work out! Not only with us, but with yourself and God also!

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