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Doctors say it’s

mass hysteria;

police say bugs

are responsible

 

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Brijesh Nishaad, 18, wears bandages on his face as family members look on Aug. 3, after he was allegedly injured by an unidentified flying object called "Moohnochwa," while sleeping outdoors in Allahabad, India.

 

 

By Prajnan Bhattacharya

ASSOCIATED PRESS

 

SHANWA, India, Aug. 12 — It comes in the night, a flying sphere emitting red and blue lights that attacks villagers in this poor region, extensively burning those victims it does not kill. At least that’s what panic-stricken villagers say. At least seven people have died of unexplained injuries in the past week in Uttar Pradesh state.

 

“A MYSTERIOUS flying object attacked him in the night,” Raghuraj Pal said of his neighbor, Ramji Pal, who died recently in Shanwa. “His stomach was ripped open. He died two days later.”

Many others have suffered scratches and surface wounds, which they say were inflicted while they slept. In the village of Darra, 53-year-old Kalawati said she was attacked last week and displayed blisters on her blackened forearms.

“It was like a big soccer ball with sparkling lights,” said Kalawati, who uses only one name. “It burned my skin.”

“I can’t sleep because of pain,” she said.

 

ALTERNATE EXPLANATIONS

Doctors dismiss the stories as mass hysteria.

“More often than not the victims have unconsciously inflicted the symptoms themselves,” said Narrotam Lal, a doctor at King George’s Medical College in Lucknow, the state capital.

The police have another explanation: bugs.

“It is a 3½-inch-long winged insect” that leaves rashes and superficial wounds, Kavindra P. Singh, a superintendent of police, told the Press Trust of India news agency.

Police drew this conclusion after residents of one village found insects they had never seen before.

 

VILLAGERS WORRIED

Villagers are unconvinced. In the most affected area, the Mirzapur district, 440 miles (700 meters) southeast of New Delhi, people have stopped sleeping outdoors despite the sweltering heat and frequent power outages.

Villagers also have formed protection squads that patrol Shanwa, beating drums and shouting slogans such as, “Everyone alert. Attackers beware.”

 

Some accuse district officials of inaction and failing to capture the “aliens.” One person died Thursday in nearby Sitapur when police fired shots to disperse a 10,000-strong crowd demanding that authorities capture the mysterious attackers.

“People just block the roads and attack the police for inaction each time there’s a death or injury,” said Amrit Abhijat, Mirzapur’s district magistrate, who claims he has captured the UFO on film.

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Originally posted by hulk hogan

i thought relief funds gave bandaids.

 

 

shits look more like the toilet paper i throw on walls.

 

HAHAHA

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wasnt it india too that had the man eating wearwolf or something like that, which was dragging childern off in the middle of the night....didnt they find out it was some kinda dog or something, but they all thought it was some supernatural beast....i dunno....anyone??

 

see this is what happens when you do not chose a monotheistic religion....:rolleyes:

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THEY ALWAYS GOT SOME OTHER BULLSHIT POPPING OFF OVER THERE... JUST THINK, IT'S HOT AS FUCK, THEY'RE ALL BRAINWASHED BY PREHISTORIC RELIGIOUS BELIEFS, AND THEY DRINK THE WATER THEY BATHE IN... ANSWER ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS FOR YOU?

 

ANYONE CATCH THAT ARTICLE ABOUT THE "GUTKA" PROBLEM IN INDIA... IT WAS IN THE TIMES YESTERDAY... PRETTY NUTS

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jesus christ marlboro, i think its time to switch to spirits....

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Guest --zeSto--

these are the same people that were terrorized by a 'monkey man' a few months ago.

No one ever saw the monkey man, but dozens were injured in the panic.

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a civilized country huh? does that sound fucked up to anyone else??

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Guest HESHIANDET

who cares, india totally blows.

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Guest --zeSto--

more monkey man madness...

 

NEW DELHI, India -- The mysterious "monkey man" that instilled terror and claimed three lives in the Indian capital was simply the product of the city's collective imagination.

 

This was the conclusion of Indian police, who have branded last month's reign of the "monkey man" nothing more than the product of "mass hysteria."

 

The probe by forensic experts and psychiatrists said the supposed half man- half beast was a "mere figment of the imagination of emotionally weak people," The Times of India said, quoting police sources.

 

Large colonies in New Delhi were gripped by fear of attacks after dozens of people reported they were bitten or clawed by the nocturnal "monkey man."

 

At least three people panicked and fell to their deaths from buildings during the two-week saga because they were convinced the attacker -- described varyingly as a monkey-like creature with metallic claws and a cat with tawny, glowing eyes -- was pursuing them.

 

Police said they received nearly 350 complaints of sighting or attacks by the shadowy "monkey man."

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Originally posted by mental invalid

wasnt it india too that had the man eating wearwolf or something like that, which was dragging childern off in the middle of the night....didnt they find out it was some kinda dog or something, but they all thought it was some supernatural beast....i dunno....anyone??

 

see this is what happens when you do not chose a monotheistic religion....:rolleyes:

 

 

 

whats the main religion in india?? ISLAM! monotheistic? yes.

 

 

 

and if youre talking down on hinduism you should read up on it before making your "mental invalid" remarks.

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Originally posted by MARLBORO RED

THEY ALWAYS GOT SOME OTHER BULLSHIT POPPING OFF OVER THERE... JUST THINK, IT'S HOT AS FUCK, THEY'RE ALL BRAINWASHED BY PREHISTORIC RELIGIOUS BELIEFS, AND THEY DRINK THE WATER THEY BATHE IN... ANSWER ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS FOR YOU?

 

ANYONE CATCH THAT ARTICLE ABOUT THE "GUTKA" PROBLEM IN INDIA... IT WAS IN THE TIMES YESTERDAY... PRETTY NUTS

 

 

prehistoric religious beliefs?? do you consider christianity or judaism prehistoric?? well, islam came about around 600 AD so.....

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Guest --zeSto--
Originally posted by jah

whats the main religion in india?? ISLAM! monotheistic? yes.

 

sorry jah, you're blowing hot air.

 

India is Hindu, Pakistan is Muslim. That's why they have 'beef'.

Well 'beef' doesn't even begin to cover it.

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Guest --zeSto--

About 80% of the population is Hindu, and 14% is Muslim. Other significant religions include Christians, Sikhs, and Buddhists. There is no state religion.

 

taken from encyclopedia.com

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really?? ive heard a little over half is muslim and most of the rest are hindu and christian and buddhist.....

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Guest --zeSto--

nope. It's 80% hindu. (hindu being an umbrella for all sects and tribal religions too.)

 

check my link above, it'll shed some light on it.

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i stand corrected. i still say those comments were pretty stupid and the mentality is a lot more prehistoric than a lot of indians'.

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Guest socrates

I was attacked by the same thing last night...

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:rolleyes:

 

see that jah.....

 

 

that is my "im being overly retarded and sarcastic"....chill....hahaha....yeah im pro christian right for sure....

 

 

hahahahahahaha....zesto that beef comment is fucking hysterical....

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oh ok. i took it as a "any religion that isnt monotheistic is retarded".

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