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Texas I think.

 

Only 2 things come from texas, steer's and queers...and you don't look much like a steer. Do you suck dick private? NO SIR! Bullshit! you look like the kinda guy that could suck a ping pong ball through a gardenhose.

 

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Originally posted by Matthew13

Texas I think.

 

Only 2 things come from texas, steer's and queers...and you don't look much like a steer. Do you suck dick private? NO SIR! Bullshit! you look like the kinda guy that could suck a ping pong ball through a gardenhose.

 

matthewyeehawthirteen.

 

you forgot the "are you a peter puffer?" right after the "do you suck dick?"

 

that fat guy is in K-19 Widowmaker, and he freaks out...typical.

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Originally posted by Matthew13

Texas I think.

 

Only 2 things come from texas, steer's and queers...and you don't look much like a steer. Do you suck dick private? NO SIR! Bullshit! you look like the kinda guy that could suck a ping pong ball through a gardenhose.

 

matthewyeehawthirteen.

 

2 mistakes only a big fan of full metal jacket would catch.

 

it's "sir, no sir" the first and last words out of that filthy sewer better be sir.

 

also it is suck a GOLFBALL through a garden hose.

 

carry on

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Originally posted by Pistol

 

2 mistakes only a big fan of full metal jacket would catch.

 

it's "sir, no sir" the first and last words out of that filthy sewer better be sir.

 

also it is suck a GOLFBALL through a garden hose.

 

carry on

 

Just for the record I never can quote shit off the top of my head right...even if it's something I've seen a thousand times (full metal jacket included)...I always mess up a word or 2.

 

matthewcarryingonthirteen.

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Originally posted by Pistol

 

2 mistakes only a big fan of full metal jacket would catch.

 

it's "sir, no sir" the first and last words out of that filthy sewer better be sir.

 

also it is suck a GOLFBALL through a garden hose.

 

carry on

 

also being i fan my fav quote is whats ur name son....sir,LEONARD sir...leonard, what kind of a *forgotten mean comment here* name is leonard, only fags and sailors are named leonard and u dont look much like a sailor to me so that kind of narrows it down

 

and also the one where hes like were u born so goddamn fat or did u have to work on that

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Originally posted by ElectricitySucks

 

one internet dork made the biggest state in the u/s look bad? i think your giving him too much credit....whatever.

Alaska

 

 

...Private Pyle wasnt from Texas.

you climb obstacles like old people fuck. i bet you if there was pussy on top of that obstacle you'd make it. but if God wanted you up there he would have miracled you up there.

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