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Motha Fuka

tease? ye ye i know no1 cares but i dont remember what happend

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Guest socrates

Being retarded...kinda like you

 

 

 

 

FIRSTONEMOTHERFUCKER

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Guest --zeSto--

if you were lucky enough to avoid the whole thing the first time, be glad.

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GOOD THING THAT DORK GOT BANNED

 

HE WAS SO RIDICULOUSLY CHEESY

 

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE HE WAS FROM, I USED TO ALWAYS ASK HIM AND HE WOULDN'T TELL ME

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Texas I think.

 

Only 2 things come from texas, steer's and queers...and you don't look much like a steer. Do you suck dick private? NO SIR! Bullshit! you look like the kinda guy that could suck a ping pong ball through a gardenhose.

 

matthewyeehawthirteen.

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Guest Canadiano
Originally posted by Matthew13

Texas I think.

 

Only 2 things come from texas, steer's and queers...and you don't look much like a steer. Do you suck dick private? NO SIR! Bullshit! you look like the kinda guy that could suck a ping pong ball through a gardenhose.

 

matthewyeehawthirteen.

 

you forgot the "are you a peter puffer?" right after the "do you suck dick?"

 

that fat guy is in K-19 Widowmaker, and he freaks out...typical.

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Originally posted by Matthew13

Texas I think.

 

Only 2 things come from texas, steer's and queers...and you don't look much like a steer. Do you suck dick private? NO SIR! Bullshit! you look like the kinda guy that could suck a ping pong ball through a gardenhose.

 

matthewyeehawthirteen.

 

2 mistakes only a big fan of full metal jacket would catch.

 

it's "sir, no sir" the first and last words out of that filthy sewer better be sir.

 

also it is suck a GOLFBALL through a garden hose.

 

carry on

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its really funny seeing that guy in Law and Order....sucks for him though...hes always going to be "the guy who kills himself in the bathroom" in Full Metal Jacket, regardless of what he does.....

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Originally posted by Pistol

 

2 mistakes only a big fan of full metal jacket would catch.

 

it's "sir, no sir" the first and last words out of that filthy sewer better be sir.

 

also it is suck a GOLFBALL through a garden hose.

 

carry on

 

Just for the record I never can quote shit off the top of my head right...even if it's something I've seen a thousand times (full metal jacket included)...I always mess up a word or 2.

 

matthewcarryingonthirteen.

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Guest willy.wonka

is tease still on here? he could be anybody.

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Originally posted by Pistol

 

2 mistakes only a big fan of full metal jacket would catch.

 

it's "sir, no sir" the first and last words out of that filthy sewer better be sir.

 

also it is suck a GOLFBALL through a garden hose.

 

carry on

 

also being i fan my fav quote is whats ur name son....sir,LEONARD sir...leonard, what kind of a *forgotten mean comment here* name is leonard, only fags and sailors are named leonard and u dont look much like a sailor to me so that kind of narrows it down

 

and also the one where hes like were u born so goddamn fat or did u have to work on that

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Originally posted by ElectricitySucks

 

one internet dork made the biggest state in the u/s look bad? i think your giving him too much credit....whatever.

Alaska

 

 

...Private Pyle wasnt from Texas.

you climb obstacles like old people fuck. i bet you if there was pussy on top of that obstacle you'd make it. but if God wanted you up there he would have miracled you up there.

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I NEVER SAW FULL METAL JACKET AND THAT'S FUCKING CRAZY

 

JUST THE OTHER DAY SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS FLICK

 

I GOTTA CHECK IT OUT

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Guest platapie
Originally posted by Pistol

Alaska

 

 

 

you know it was a DPC NO head to catch that one.;)

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