jah Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 im not going and digging up the "wierd commercial" thread or whatever so fuck off! anyway, like i said, australia has some fucked up commercials. two girls on a train or a bus (bus i think) and one leans over toward the other and says, "ive got spots down there," looking toward her crotch. "ive got spots down there too, " says the other one...... then the one who said it first makes a face like the second one is nasty. oh yeah, then it shows a package of "spots" maxis... THAT SHIT IS NASTY!!! what the fuck is wrong with you aussies?? ive seen some other ones too. ill post em if i see em.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 tv sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SE4_2002 Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 .. lol, Aussie`s eh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 We have some funy commercials, I mean they are clever and make you remember them for sometimes the most nasty and disgusting ways. But hey YOU POSTED ABOUT THE COMMERCIAL ON THE WEB. Hence more advertising for them. Have you seen some of the Most Funnisest Commercials TV Show? That has some funny shit on it but maybe it stopped about a year ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 the land down under is a fucked up place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 australia is real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 13, 2002 Author Share Posted August 13, 2002 australia is an experiment.... i swear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 not happy jan! nah all the anti smoking adverts are funny. you get them? no fair your skins better than mine, what do you use? not these for a start! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 bud.....weise....errrrrrrr what a classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IM2LOW4YOU Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 Uh, i really do have spots down there..:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 13, 2002 Author Share Posted August 13, 2002 nasty... you should make a commercial about it. thats another big one around here, herpes creams..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 Hey Jah, besides England using Australia to transport its convicts to somewhere ther than there jails. It was also an experimental place for things that England could not do. Politcs and all sorts of other bull shit. Anyways I have to go and watch BIKIN MODELLING on Japanese TV right now............They are doing like porn moves but wearing bikinis go figure SO you are correct Australia is an experiment............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 i'll tell you whats really weird seeing britney spears in a pepsi commercial. what the fuck does britney spears have to do with pepsi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 i dont know but i bet i could nail her in the face with a pepsi bottle from at least 50 yards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 I saw some really twisted dog food comercials from Oz. here they are... http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/images/dog1.jpg'> http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/images/dog2.jpg'> http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/images/dog3.jpg'> http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/images/dog4.jpg'> http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/images/dog5.jpg'> haHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 it's all them bangkok girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOLR....LED Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 hey zesto those are great hahaha.... i havent seen really any funny commercials out here beside on the daY OF THE SUPER BOWL alot of times those are funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 I like the dog ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 You're Right, Australia IS fucked up They let their crazy-ass Communist government ban almost all firearms and then they CONFISCATED THEM and destroyed them. Within a month, the armed robbery rate WENT UP FORTY-FOUR PER CENT. And climbing. I think they are completely nuts, and they are going to deserve the total police state they have asked for. I hear jackboots marching in Sydney RIGHT NOW. Americans, you all better catch a fucking clue. FASCISM IS COMING, just like in UK and Australia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obsolete Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 ^^^ its totally fucked , you should try living here ,our government cant do shit , we keep foreingers(sp) in a big cage in below human living conditions and we make everything REALLY FUCKING EXPENSIVE. that gun thing was to do with a pretty bad massacare though , it seemed like the thing to do at the time ...but it really was stupid Originally posted by Stapler We have some funy commercials, I mean they are clever and make you remember them for sometimes the most nasty and disgusting ways. But hey YOU POSTED ABOUT THE COMMERCIAL ON THE WEB. Hence more advertising for them. Have you seen some of the Most Funnisest Commercials TV Show? That has some funny shit on it but maybe it stopped about a year ago. nah they still have it on , but andrew daddo should be shot , they should just let the dog host it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 hahaha aus has some dope adverts. im always larfin at em we got a funny cat food one,were this mouse is always tempting this cant wanting to be eaten yet the cat doesnt go for it becuz its food is so dam tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ego trippin Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 Re: You're Right, Australia IS fucked up Originally posted by KaBar They let their crazy-ass Communist government ban almost all firearms and then they CONFISCATED THEM and destroyed them. Within a month, the armed robbery rate WENT UP FORTY-FOUR PER CENT. And climbing. I think they are completely nuts, and they are going to deserve the total police state they have asked for. I hear jackboots marching in Sydney RIGHT NOW. Americans, you all better catch a fucking clue. FASCISM IS COMING, just like in UK and Australia. Ha ha, that makes me laugh. They didn't confiscate all firearms, only semi-automatics and take a look at our armed robbery rates compared to yours. I bet there'll be a big difference. Australia will not become a police state. Nothing is happening to suggest anything like this is coming. In fact, as i mentioned in another thread the other day, America is regarded as a complete police state in every country but america. nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted August 14, 2002 Author Share Posted August 14, 2002 Re: You're Right, Australia IS fucked up Originally posted by KaBar They let their crazy-ass Communist government ban almost all firearms and then they CONFISCATED THEM and destroyed them. Within a month, the armed robbery rate WENT UP FORTY-FOUR PER CENT. And climbing. I think they are completely nuts, and they are going to deserve the total police state they have asked for. I hear jackboots marching in Sydney RIGHT NOW. Americans, you all better catch a fucking clue. FASCISM IS COMING, just like in UK and Australia. yep, the police have ridiculous power over here. i have to say that i feel far safer walking through sydney at all hours of the night though. thats something i sure as fuck cant say about most cities in the states, and guns add to the danger in the states...although the robberies may have increased 40 % or whatever, im willing to bet theyre a lot lower than the US in proportion.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 Re: .. Originally posted by SE4_2002 lol, Aussie`s eh.. gday mate... the country that bought us neighbours and holly valance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 All I can say is that Holly Valance or whatever her name is.........SHE IS NOT AS GOOD LOOKING IN REAL LIFE. She is one of those women who look mad with tons of make up but do nothing for men without it. I have seen her in real life. She used to go to a high school near a friends house...... And YES the police may in your mind may have incredible powers over here. But they don`t utilise them very much. Your average cop can be a prick here but as long as you don`t try and be a smart ass to them you will get treated normally. I for one like Australia, I dont have to walk around the city and worry about getting shot at 3am in the morning. And the taking of semi atomatic weapons was in my mind a good idea, I for one know someone who was chased by the crazy bastard Martin Bryant with his family. That fucking nutcase took his mothers life.....And fuck anyother nutters thinking of doing it or something similar. Sorry if this doesnt ake sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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