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Mr. Mang

stupid AIM conversation

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so here's the background:

 

there was a girl i kind of 'dated' for a few weeks like 2 years ago. she was a big christian even then but she still tried to get slutty with me. since i was a dork, i didnt take advantage of it while i had the chance. you live and learn though. so anyway, i havent talked to her in 2 years, so i decide to IM her since i'm back in town hoping to get the groove on. now she's even worse than before.

 

hopefully you'll be entertained somehow by some of the stupid shit i say to her. either that or you'll just hate me and call me a fag.

 

 

MANG: hello ****

GIRL: who is this?

MANG: patrick. i used to work with you a long time ago. i just moved back home and loaded my buddy list and you were on here.

MANG: just saying hello i guess

GIRL: who are you?

MANG: i just told you. did you miss it?

GIRL: yes

MANG: patrick. i used to work with you a long time ago. i just moved back home and loaded my buddy list and you were on here.

GIRL: where did i work with you?

MANG: target

MANG: it was a while back i think

GIRL: that was a long time ago

MANG: yeah

GIRL: what did you do at target. i don't remember

MANG: well, i didnt even work there long. it was about 2 weeks.

GIRL: i think i remember. i had just forgotten your name.

GIRL: it has been awhile.

MANG: definitely

GIRL: i have pretty much forgotten everything from the past few years. i just spend the summer in the woods in indiana working and just got back to civilization about 48 hours ago

MANG: sounds good. what'd you do?

GIRL: i played lots of games and taught 2-4th grade girls about Jesus

GIRL: i was a camp counselor

MANG: what camp was it?

GIRL: In Pursuit

GIRL: it is in seymour indiana

MANG: you know who is from seymour indiana don't you?

GIRL: actually freetown, indiana

GIRL: who?

MANG: oh

MANG: john mellencamp is from seymour

GIRL: yeah

GIRL: so are the elms

MANG: the who?

GIRL: it is a band

MANG: i've never heard of them

GIRL: not many have heard of them yet

MANG: are they a christian band?

GIRL: yes

MANG: i heard Journey was a christian band

MANG: do you know if that's true or not?

GIRL: possibly. i think i have heard that before but i don't know.

MANG: what about Slayer? somebody told me they were christian too. but i've never heard their music before

GIRL: that isn't

MANG: i thought Slayer was. somebody told me they played at Southeast. guess they were wrong.

GIRL: they are a new band that is doing really well. they are from south africa

MANG: nope. i'm not too current on christian bands to tell you the truth

MANG: i'll have to check into that

GIRL: i made a lot of changes in my life. i am getting married next summer and i am going into the ministry. God just had another plan for me.

MANG: you don't have your own plans?

GIRL: i do. i want what god wants. i am really excited about my future. it is what i want too.

MANG: how do you know what god wants?

MANG: i just got married also. it was last fall. she's from Russia believe it or not. one of those mailorder brides. but i think she might really love me. she always tells me she loves me and it's not about citizenship.

MANG: so yeah. how do you know what god wants?

GIRL: he tells me. i pray and then opportunities open up. i ask for guidance and then someone i know will sometimes talk to me out of nowhere and they just make a suggestion that makes sense and i know they where sent from god to give me that one message.

MANG: i've prayed and i never heard anything

MANG: maybe god isn't listening to me

GIRL: i was trying to decide what school to go to and i visited one and it didn't feel right. i prayed about it because i didn't know what god wanted and then some people were talking to me about kcc and i looked into it and everything worked out better. I can get more money there and they programs are more what i wanted.

GIRL: he listens to everyone.

GIRL: sometimes it is just hard to see his response when it isn't what you want to hear.

MANG: i think god hates me

GIRL: he doesn't hate anyone.

GIRL: he loves everyone

GIRL: why do you think he hates you

MANG: i dont know

GIRL: have you ever talked with anyone about god?

MANG: yeah. and i just think he doesnt exist. i think everyone is fooling themselves trying to believe.

GIRL: i know he exists. i can feel his presense at times. and he takes care of me. once you feel his love in your heart you never question his existence.

MANG: i stopped believing about a little more than a year ago and i feel better than when i went to church/

GIRL: because i see what god does. he answers prayers and i know that it isn't just a coincidence

GIRL: satan makes worldly things seem more enticing that godly things to those who are not strong in their faith.

GIRL: i didn't believe for awhile and thought i was happier until my whole world came crashing down. i realized that i was killing myself inside and god as put me back together. he has made my life fullfilling

MANG: skateboarding fulfills my life plenty

GIRL: you would have loved the camp. it had two big skate parks.

GIRL: what is the frown for.

MANG: but to skate i'd have to listen to people try to tell me to get a religion

MANG: i'd just be like "skate or die."

GIRL: no one tries to force anything on anyone.

GIRL: it is your own choice to make

GIRL: i am not offended

MANG: maybe i can go next year. do you have to be a christian?

GIRL: no.

GIRL: a lot of people that come aren't

MANG: so it's like a skate camp?

GIRL: but i think you might be too old

MANG: i just want to skate, mang

GIRL: you could be activities staff and work the skate park

MANG: that sounds cool

GIRL: a couple of my friends worked the skate park

MANG: are there hot girls there?

GIRL: people don't come there for that reason

MANG: don't sidestep the question!

GIRL: i am not one to judge.

MANG: right

MANG: so can you listen to Slayer while you skate?

GIRL: i don't know.

GIRL: i did kitchen one week and we listened to whatever we wanted while we worked.

MANG: did you listen to Slayer though?

GIRL: no. we listend to deftones

MANG: oh.

GIRL: we listened to whatever someone brought and put in the cd player.

MANG: were there any panty raids at the camp?

GIRL: no

GIRL: nothing like that

MANG: oh.

MANG: why not?

GIRL: because that wasn't what the camp was about

MANG: what? camp is all about panty raids. i wear my girlfriend's underwear on my head like a king.

MANG: but that's beside the point

GIRL: some of the guys but horse poop in one of the girls teepees?

MANG: you have a lot of activities

 

 

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Guest --zeSto--
Originally posted by Mr. Mang

i know this is a long ass conversation, but 12oz is about boredom right?

 

I stoped reading right there.

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:lol: :lol: :D

 

I enjoyed that post.

cheers.

 

 

 

"MANG: what? camp is all about panty raids. i wear my girlfriend's underwear on my head like a king."

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Originally posted by philistine

:lol: :lol: :D

 

I enjoyed that post.

cheers.

 

 

 

"MANG: what? camp is all about panty raids. i wear my girlfriend's underwear on my head like a king."

 

 

glad somebody liked it

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Originally posted by Mr. Mang

so here's the background:

 

 

MANG: what about Slayer? somebody told me they were christian too. but i've never heard their music before

GIRL: that isn't

MANG: i thought Slayer was. somebody told me they played at Southeast. guess they were wrong.

 

MANG: i'd just be like "skate or die."

 

MANG: i just want to skate, mang

 

MANG: are there hot girls there?

GIRL: people don't come there for that reason

MANG: don't sidestep the question!

GIRL: i am not one to judge.

MANG: right

MANG: so can you listen to Slayer while you skate?

GIRL: i don't know.

GIRL: i did kitchen one week and we listened to whatever we wanted while we worked.

MANG: did you listen to Slayer though?

GIRL: no. we listend to deftones

MANG: oh.

GIRL: we listened to whatever someone brought and put in the cd player.

MANG: were there any panty raids at the camp?

GIRL: no

GIRL: nothing like that

MANG: oh.

MANG: why not?

GIRL: because that wasn't what the camp was about

MANG: what? camp is all about panty raids. i wear my girlfriend's underwear on my head like a king.

MANG: but that's beside the point

GIRL: some of the guys but horse poop in one of the girls teepees?

MANG: you have a lot of activities

 

hahahhaha

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hahahha thats the shit, funny responses, especailly the russian mailorder and the panty raids...you shoulda said something like "jesus likes sluts, you shold come suck my cock" and seen what she said

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Guest socrates

I'm too lazy to make fun of people ov internet chats I just wait to do it in real life ones.

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Guest sneak

Re: Re: stupid AIM conversation

 

Originally posted by --zeSto--

 

I stoped reading right there.

 

i didnt even get that far

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Guest whydontyudie

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who is that ALLAH KILLAH that fool is off the hook

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Guest Stapler

Those damm Christian women who found god, why can`t they learn the teaching`s of GOB

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