Mr. Mang Posted August 12, 2002 Share Posted August 12, 2002 so here's the background: there was a girl i kind of 'dated' for a few weeks like 2 years ago. she was a big christian even then but she still tried to get slutty with me. since i was a dork, i didnt take advantage of it while i had the chance. you live and learn though. so anyway, i havent talked to her in 2 years, so i decide to IM her since i'm back in town hoping to get the groove on. now she's even worse than before. hopefully you'll be entertained somehow by some of the stupid shit i say to her. either that or you'll just hate me and call me a fag. MANG: hello **** GIRL: who is this? MANG: patrick. i used to work with you a long time ago. i just moved back home and loaded my buddy list and you were on here. MANG: just saying hello i guess GIRL: who are you? MANG: i just told you. did you miss it? GIRL: yes MANG: patrick. i used to work with you a long time ago. i just moved back home and loaded my buddy list and you were on here. GIRL: where did i work with you? MANG: target MANG: it was a while back i think GIRL: that was a long time ago MANG: yeah GIRL: what did you do at target. i don't remember MANG: well, i didnt even work there long. it was about 2 weeks. GIRL: i think i remember. i had just forgotten your name. GIRL: it has been awhile. MANG: definitely GIRL: i have pretty much forgotten everything from the past few years. i just spend the summer in the woods in indiana working and just got back to civilization about 48 hours ago MANG: sounds good. what'd you do? GIRL: i played lots of games and taught 2-4th grade girls about Jesus GIRL: i was a camp counselor MANG: what camp was it? GIRL: In Pursuit GIRL: it is in seymour indiana MANG: you know who is from seymour indiana don't you? GIRL: actually freetown, indiana GIRL: who? MANG: oh MANG: john mellencamp is from seymour GIRL: yeah GIRL: so are the elms MANG: the who? GIRL: it is a band MANG: i've never heard of them GIRL: not many have heard of them yet MANG: are they a christian band? GIRL: yes MANG: i heard Journey was a christian band MANG: do you know if that's true or not? GIRL: possibly. i think i have heard that before but i don't know. MANG: what about Slayer? somebody told me they were christian too. but i've never heard their music before GIRL: that isn't MANG: i thought Slayer was. somebody told me they played at Southeast. guess they were wrong. GIRL: they are a new band that is doing really well. they are from south africa MANG: nope. i'm not too current on christian bands to tell you the truth MANG: i'll have to check into that GIRL: i made a lot of changes in my life. i am getting married next summer and i am going into the ministry. God just had another plan for me. MANG: you don't have your own plans? GIRL: i do. i want what god wants. i am really excited about my future. it is what i want too. MANG: how do you know what god wants? MANG: i just got married also. it was last fall. she's from Russia believe it or not. one of those mailorder brides. but i think she might really love me. she always tells me she loves me and it's not about citizenship. MANG: so yeah. how do you know what god wants? GIRL: he tells me. i pray and then opportunities open up. i ask for guidance and then someone i know will sometimes talk to me out of nowhere and they just make a suggestion that makes sense and i know they where sent from god to give me that one message. MANG: i've prayed and i never heard anything MANG: maybe god isn't listening to me GIRL: i was trying to decide what school to go to and i visited one and it didn't feel right. i prayed about it because i didn't know what god wanted and then some people were talking to me about kcc and i looked into it and everything worked out better. I can get more money there and they programs are more what i wanted. GIRL: he listens to everyone. GIRL: sometimes it is just hard to see his response when it isn't what you want to hear. MANG: i think god hates me GIRL: he doesn't hate anyone. GIRL: he loves everyone GIRL: why do you think he hates you MANG: i dont know GIRL: have you ever talked with anyone about god? MANG: yeah. and i just think he doesnt exist. i think everyone is fooling themselves trying to believe. GIRL: i know he exists. i can feel his presense at times. and he takes care of me. once you feel his love in your heart you never question his existence. MANG: i stopped believing about a little more than a year ago and i feel better than when i went to church/ GIRL: because i see what god does. he answers prayers and i know that it isn't just a coincidence GIRL: satan makes worldly things seem more enticing that godly things to those who are not strong in their faith. GIRL: i didn't believe for awhile and thought i was happier until my whole world came crashing down. i realized that i was killing myself inside and god as put me back together. he has made my life fullfilling MANG: skateboarding fulfills my life plenty GIRL: you would have loved the camp. it had two big skate parks. GIRL: what is the frown for. MANG: but to skate i'd have to listen to people try to tell me to get a religion MANG: i'd just be like "skate or die." GIRL: no one tries to force anything on anyone. GIRL: it is your own choice to make GIRL: i am not offended MANG: maybe i can go next year. do you have to be a christian? GIRL: no. GIRL: a lot of people that come aren't MANG: so it's like a skate camp? GIRL: but i think you might be too old MANG: i just want to skate, mang GIRL: you could be activities staff and work the skate park MANG: that sounds cool GIRL: a couple of my friends worked the skate park MANG: are there hot girls there? GIRL: people don't come there for that reason MANG: don't sidestep the question! GIRL: i am not one to judge. MANG: right MANG: so can you listen to Slayer while you skate? GIRL: i don't know. GIRL: i did kitchen one week and we listened to whatever we wanted while we worked. MANG: did you listen to Slayer though? GIRL: no. we listend to deftones MANG: oh. GIRL: we listened to whatever someone brought and put in the cd player. MANG: were there any panty raids at the camp? GIRL: no GIRL: nothing like that MANG: oh. MANG: why not? GIRL: because that wasn't what the camp was about MANG: what? camp is all about panty raids. i wear my girlfriend's underwear on my head like a king. MANG: but that's beside the point GIRL: some of the guys but horse poop in one of the girls teepees? MANG: you have a lot of activities http://iuma.speedera.net/artists2.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/Calebs_Mountain/images/lg-107302.jpg'> "dude the jeezus rocks my boots off" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted August 12, 2002 Share Posted August 12, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. Mang i know this is a long ass conversation, but 12oz is about boredom right? I stoped reading right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted August 12, 2002 Author Share Posted August 12, 2002 yeah i dont blame you. at least i was honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philestine Posted August 12, 2002 Share Posted August 12, 2002 :lol: :lol: :D I enjoyed that post. cheers. "MANG: what? camp is all about panty raids. i wear my girlfriend's underwear on my head like a king." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted August 12, 2002 Share Posted August 12, 2002 http://iuma.speedera.net/artists2.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/Calebs_Mountain/images/lg-107302.jpg'> "JAMMIN' FOR J.C." NYEEAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted August 12, 2002 Author Share Posted August 12, 2002 Originally posted by philistine :lol: :lol: :D I enjoyed that post. cheers. "MANG: what? camp is all about panty raids. i wear my girlfriend's underwear on my head like a king." glad somebody liked it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted August 12, 2002 Share Posted August 12, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. Mang so here's the background: MANG: what about Slayer? somebody told me they were christian too. but i've never heard their music before GIRL: that isn't MANG: i thought Slayer was. somebody told me they played at Southeast. guess they were wrong. MANG: i'd just be like "skate or die." MANG: i just want to skate, mang MANG: are there hot girls there? GIRL: people don't come there for that reason MANG: don't sidestep the question! GIRL: i am not one to judge. MANG: right MANG: so can you listen to Slayer while you skate? GIRL: i don't know. GIRL: i did kitchen one week and we listened to whatever we wanted while we worked. MANG: did you listen to Slayer though? GIRL: no. we listend to deftones MANG: oh. GIRL: we listened to whatever someone brought and put in the cd player. MANG: were there any panty raids at the camp? GIRL: no GIRL: nothing like that MANG: oh. MANG: why not? GIRL: because that wasn't what the camp was about MANG: what? camp is all about panty raids. i wear my girlfriend's underwear on my head like a king. MANG: but that's beside the point GIRL: some of the guys but horse poop in one of the girls teepees? MANG: you have a lot of activities hahahhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted August 12, 2002 Share Posted August 12, 2002 hahahha thats the shit, funny responses, especailly the russian mailorder and the panty raids...you shoulda said something like "jesus likes sluts, you shold come suck my cock" and seen what she said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted August 12, 2002 Author Share Posted August 12, 2002 haha. i had to keep it G rated cause she likes so to sign off on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted August 12, 2002 Share Posted August 12, 2002 "MANG: what? camp is all about panty raids. i wear my girlfriend's underwear on my head like a king." I've seen pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 12, 2002 Share Posted August 12, 2002 http://epc.buffalo.edu/images/loss/sf/ambian.gif'> "if i were you, i would take her out for a drink and then have her put things up my ass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12ozProfesor Posted August 12, 2002 Share Posted August 12, 2002 You have just entered room "Jewish Singles." blonde64154 has entered the room. ALLAH KILLAH: whassup all my hairy ass people AmberRun204: why? Storm5001: Hey! Richboy113M has entered the room. Storm5001: How r u doin allah? Anguished Aura: I wouldn't know about the hairy people. ALLAH KILLAH: im fine and you all Anguished Aura: R U Hott, Allah? Storm5001: I hope so! hehe Anguished Aura: Back off Kelz, this one's mine. Anguished Aura: ;-) ALLAH KILLAH: im a guy Storm5001: Oh, sorry! I guess I'll have to find my own man :-) hehe Anguished Aura: What did you think I was? Anguished Aura: 16/f/FL ALLAH KILLAH: oh my bad, i thought yall were guys too ALLAH KILLAH: 45/m.tx swtheart3461 has entered the room. swtheart3461: 19/f/cali, anyone wanna chat? click here for my pics :-) Storm5001: No, you silly thang! swtheart3461 has left the room. Anguished Aura: Aw, you're pretty old to be actin so kute. ALLAH KILLAH: im 45 years young Anguished Aura: :-) ALLAH KILLAH: some guy called me a kike last week ALLAH KILLAH: what does that mean yo Anguished Aura: A kike? Anguished Aura: That's a racial slur for Jewish people. Anguished Aura: Mean people. Storm5001: Omg how meen! Anguished Aura: :-( Storm5001: I hate meen ppl! Storm5001: Meen ppkl suck. Storm5001: ppl* oopsies psqwefpqvh has entered the room. IRISHJOHN66 has entered the room. psqwefpqvh: please clickhere for lesbian pics psqwefpqvh: please clickhere for cumshot pics ALLAH KILLAH: youll have to excuse me im behind in the times, did yall ever see that movie where these parents had a son, and the son had never been outside the house, so the son didnt know anything about the world except what he saw on t.v. psqwefpqvh has left the room. ALLAH KILLAH: that was based on me IRISHJOHN66: HELLO Anguished Aura: Oh really? lezbian15900 has entered the room. Anguished Aura: Wow you're like famous. ALLAH KILLAH: yeah Storm5001: Whoa! ALLAH KILLAH: and all i got in my house was hood movies ALLAH KILLAH: so i act kind of gansta ALLAH KILLAH: ya heard Storm5001: Kewl! ALLAH KILLAH: so how do yall niggas feel about the U.S. iNvading iraq Storm5001: o.o Storm5001: What's Iraq, Chantel? Anguished Aura: Iraq? Isn't that somewhere in Pakistan? ALLAH KILLAH: they should put a nigga like me there, im quick with the glock Storm5001: It's a place? ALLAH KILLAH: its in the middle east Storm5001: I thought it was that cheese with the blue stuff in it.. Storm5001: O well! Anguished Aura: LOL! Anguished Aura: You're so crazy Kelz. ALLAH KILLAH: i dont get it Storm5001: Hehe ALLAH KILLAH: remember i never left my house till i was 39, and all i watched was hood movies Storm5001: Wow Storm5001: I'm leaving my house as soon as I'm 18. ALLAH KILLAH: so what kind of gat's yall got Storm5001: gats? Storm5001: what r gats? ALLAH KILLAH: no cuz, i mean i was in a bomb shelter till 39, i never set foot outside of it till 1996 ALLAH KILLAH: and all there was to do was watch hood movies ya heard ALLAH KILLAH: gats=guns homie ALLAH KILLAH: ehh, so whats new in the religeon ya heard, are we allowed to eat pork yet Anguished Aura: Guns? R parents dont let us have guns. Storm5001: How can u b 45 if u can't even talk? ALLAH KILLAH: i told my moms straight up, bitch let me keep a gun in the house ALLAH KILLAH: she said aiight killah ALLAH KILLAH: what?!, i can talk ALLAH KILLAH: as i said, ive never been to school before, because my ass was in a fucking bomb shelter till 1996 Anguished Aura has left the room. ALLAH KILLAH: so are we allowed to dine on swine yet Storm5001: So how can U werk the computor? ALLAH KILLAH: my pops showed me 1997 ALLAH KILLAH: then he died in an unfortunate case of ghannorea ALLAH KILLAH: shit was hard ALLAH KILLAH: ya heard meh? ALLAH KILLAH: ehhh, do we still have to wear them shitty caps on the back half of our head? bradm1701 has entered the room. ALLAH KILLAH: yo, my pops used to beat the shit out of me, in that bomb shelter when i wouldnt jack him off, are there new laws against that sort of thing nowadays? ALLAH KILLAH: whats wrong with yall? ALLAH KILLAH: where yall at PsychoRouge88: hey any ladies wanna see a hot nude self pic of an 18/m press 555 or im me Flybiker13 has entered the room. Flybiker13: BURN IN HELL JEWS Flybiker13 has left the room. ALLAH KILLAH: HAHAHHAAA, MOTHER FUCKER SAID BURN IN HELL JEWS ALLAH KILLAH: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12ozProfesor Posted August 12, 2002 Share Posted August 12, 2002 OneTueThree: yoyoyoyoyoyo what time is it ALLAH KILLAH: 5:fifty thriznee OneTueThree: oh youz bee in some other time zone OneTueThree: its 7 in the morning here ALLAH KILLAH: where you at? OneTueThree: mass OneTueThree: you ALLAH KILLAH: TX OneTueThree: you know tease? ALLAH KILLAH: not personally, but yeah from the site ALLAH KILLAH: what are you doing man, im bored as hell OneTueThree: jerking off quit iming me dammit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 12, 2002 Share Posted August 12, 2002 I'm too lazy to make fun of people ov internet chats I just wait to do it in real life ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted August 12, 2002 Share Posted August 12, 2002 Re: Re: stupid AIM conversation Originally posted by --zeSto-- I stoped reading right there. i didnt even get that far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whydontyudie Posted August 12, 2002 Share Posted August 12, 2002 say who is that ALLAH KILLAH that fool is off the hook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Stapler Posted August 17, 2002 Share Posted August 17, 2002 Those damm Christian women who found god, why can`t they learn the teaching`s of GOB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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