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jah

hahaha. my friend forgot his aniversary today with his chick....

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my roommates bitch girlfriend just walked in with a shitload of flowers for him.

 

 

"what are these for??"

 

 

"its our aniversary..."

 

 

"oh, today is that day huh?"

 

"wah wah wah!!"

 

 

 

hahaha. i love seeing that bitch get dissed.....

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what anniversary? like one year? 5 year?

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i think it might be like one or two months or some shit... shes such a stupid hoe. shed fuckin marry the guy if he was ever that stupid....

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one or two months are weaaak. i got dumped on my three month. :king:

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theyve been together for like 8 months but they have an aniversary every one or two months or something...

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Maybe your friend finally has realised he would be better off without her and so would you.

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Originally posted by jah

theyve been together for like 8 months but they have an aniversary every one or two months or something...

 

this sounds retardedly emo to me...

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celebrating months and shit....

....do they carry each others blood around their necks too?

 

chi-chi's christ.

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well, i dont really know shit about emos but i dont think my friend would classify as one at all. i cant believe hes with this bitch though. i know he has some hidden agenda with her or something. he says he just doesnt want to go without pussy or something so he wants to line up another chick before he dumps her. thats bullshit though because i always tell him to leave her at home so we can go out and look for some girls but he never does. he doesnt even give himself the chance to holler at otehr girls.

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Originally posted by Pistol

celebrating months and shit....

....do they carry each others blood around their necks too?

 

:lol:

 

i agree maybe six months if you're feeling nice that day......

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Originally posted by cornelius

 

this sounds retardedly emo to me...

 

yo chill out man. me and jah was helping you in that 'the talk' thread.

 

and check ya email.

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GIRLS REMEMBER THE STUPIDEST SHIT YO...I REMEMBER HEARING CHICKS SAY THE FUNNIEST ANNIVERSERRYS(SP) LIKE "TODAYS MY 111, (1 year,1month,1day)...that shit is fuckin stupider than a ziplock bag full of toeclippings

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I DON'T THINK ME OR MY GIRL KNOW WHEN THE FUCK OUR ANNIVERSARY IS??? IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE THE DATE ON WHICH YOU FIRST MET, THE DATE YOU DECIDED TO START DATING, THE DATE YOU COMMITED SERIOUSLY??? WHAT???

 

ANYWAY, I PERSONALLY BELIEVE THAT THE MAJORITY OF THESE POINTLESS HOLIDAYS ARE JUST AN EXCUSE TO PUSH MORE USELESS PRODUCTS ON US, AND OF COURSE JUST LIKE LAME-ASS MOTHER'S DAY, CORPORATE BLOODSUCKERS EXPLOIT OUR EMOTIONS FOR THEIR PERSONAL GAIN... I ONLY LIKE HOLIDAYS THAT REVOLVE AROUND ALCOHOL AND FOOD, LIKE ARBOR DAY

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Originally posted by jah

i think it might be like one or two months or some shit... shes such a stupid hoe. shed fuckin marry the guy if he was ever that stupid....

 

aniversary you moron means a year not monthly

 

go back to grade school

 

do you still remember what odd means you loser

 

ahaahahahhhahhhaha

 

dumbass fuck head

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don't like my friends girl either. seems to be a common problem... any suggestions for getting our friends to lose them? they never listen to reason.

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