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Zack Morris

10 things you love about your place of employment

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10. The fact that my boss's ass looks like someone stuck 2 sacks of potatoes down the back of her pants

9. The fact that the only music heard throughout our office is booty rap or jimmy buffett

8. the fact that I make more than my mom

7. There is a stack of news papers in the mens room and at the bottom of the stack is a porno

6. You can hear girls in the other bathroom farting

5. the secretary at one of the other places in my building that calls me hot stuff when she see's me on the stairs

4. Girl talk with my boss...just for the record my boss is 23 and her supervisor is 29 and the head guy for 3 states

3. the fact that our accountant and one of the other guys that is always in the office use the company netowrk to play video games together

2. There is always free food there

1. The fact that I am the only guy there that is not a mutant/moron and not engaged. The girls at my office love the fact there is now a guy there that is somewhat normal.

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Guest ArtvandaL

aight

 

1- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.

2- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.

3- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.

4- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.

5- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.

6- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.

7- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.

8- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.

9- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.

10- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.

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1. - I work with many foreigners, which is a welcome change

2. - I'm currently trying to convince the Koreans and Latvians in work that when other staff give them shit - the correct response is "Step off, homeslice."

3. Free food.

4. I never have to be in work before, say, 2 in the afternoon

5. I get to descale things. It may not sound like a perk to anyone but me, but it makes me happy.

6. I see my girlfriend, who also works there.

7. Its far enough away that I have to drive, and I like driving.

8. Free pool.

9. Nice people.

10. ALL THE COFFEE I CAN DRINK!!!!

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I don't think I can come up with 10.. but uh..

 

10- It's not far from home, so if my car breaks down I can walk.

9- The really, extremely cute girl that works there.

8- Most of the people I work with.

7--4 please refer to number 9

3, 2 please refer to number 8

1- please refer to number 7--4

 

 

 

ZACKO!! get at me on AIM homey.

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Guest platapie

i see hto chicks all the time and i make more money then ive ever made in my life.

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Guest THEdude

ummm

 

ok

 

no.1 well ummm, oh shit I don't have a real job,

I sometimes work construction.....

 

1. you get to put sunscreen on you

2.when you swet the sunscreen runs down yo face and burns the shit out of your eye

3. you can get hemorrhoids for heavy lifting---no joke

4. you get to go to people's houses and make noise early in the morning which pisses off the people inside and then they make fun of you, specially girls

5. a 10 min break feels fucking good

6. you get to take your fucking container full of lemonade for the heat, full of ice, fucking brainfreeze

7. you get to eat either crurch's fucking wack ass chicken or good greesy mexican food that gives you diarrhea

8. after lunch you don't feel like doing shit

9. when you finish, you're not really finished, you still have to pick up all the tools and equipment

10. you get a free ride home cause construction workers carpool motherfuckers!!

 

 

wait, thats not really good at all, yo zack what do you do for a living?? fucking cool job man :)

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1. people that i work with.

2. the guys who work at the hotel next to us that we like to embarras and harrass.

3. 5 finger discount.

4. fee food from this one guy who is a waiter at the cafe next to us.

5. sometimes its slow that i am getting paid to do nothing.

6. god discounts.

7. bands stay at the hotel right next to us.

8. people watching and shit talking.

9. i'm pretty much the store manager when she isnt there.

10. works well with school schedule.

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Guest spec

i hate my job, if there's anythiNG I like about it is that it's a source of income, everything else about it can fuck itself if that's possible.

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[*]I get paid vacation

[*]I have a decent wage... 6.25

[*]I get a raise... .50

[*]It is an easy job

[*]I get free gatorade

[*]1 hour lunch... paid

[*]Two 20 minute breaks paid

[*]I quit working at 3:30 and get paid till 4:30

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Originally posted by THEdude

 

wait, thats not really good at all, yo zack what do you do for a living?? fucking cool job man :)

 

all I will say on that subject is that I am a salesrep for a multimillion dollar company.

 

also did I mention that in 2 weeks I am getting paid to go to myrtle beach south carolina on a bussiness conference?

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I OWN IT

I OWN IT

I OWN IT

IT PAYS GREAT!

IT PAYS GREAT!

I OWN IT

IT PAYS GREAT!

I OWN IT

I OWN IT

IT PAYS GREAT!

 

I COULD GO ON AND ON

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1-i sit down and watch.

2-i get paid a alot because im working in some rich part of town.

3-it involves girls

4-im really hungry right now but im too lazy to get up.

5-i get my tan on, yo.

6-it can be fun somtimes

7-i dont have to use my brain

8-im running out of things to say

9-i have run out of things to say

10- im done.

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I get to paint for a living(and not houses, pictures)

plus my coworker is my pal who serves the good green so half the time were smokin.

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Guest socrates

10-free food

9-hot girls i work with

8-hot girls that come in

7-easy

6-get paid very well

5-everyone I work with is a drug dealer

4-more free food

3-Don't have to be there til 2

2-Did I metion the hot girls yet???

1-The intelectual conversations...

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

dont wake up till 12

can cuss at everyone (even though i dont)

can walk around like a robot and make noises

can draw pictures of me breakdancing in germany with Kelly Ripa

free food

can leave whenever i feel like it

can lay on my back in the sunshine and nap

can get on 12oz

watch tv and dance to interviews with Bryant Gumbel

play videogames and yell at the cats i see out the window then chase them around for a half hour

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well since i really hate the job i have now at a bling bling rim company that i only took a job at in the first place because i thought i could scam them out of some new rims, but to no avail... bastards. so i will within the next week be going back to my old job (which i love) so i will make my top 10 list about the job i am returning to... with that said...

 

10. beer... a.k.a. being drunk at work

9. throwing hot pieces of metal at people

8. the smell of fresh welds

7. being greasy all throughout the day

6. bothering people at local fastfood restaurants with my boss

5. dragging other peoples vehicles around

4. sluts that come by

3. driving my bosses car to places (if you only could see it you would only be able to say one word... pimp!)

2. getting paid like madness to do what i love

1. having everyone that comes in envy you for your job

 

crap i have more...

- stealing things from our neighbor shops (candy, food, women)

- smoking cigarette after cigarette while working

- cutting things with a plasma cutter (fuckin awesome!)

- getting days off to go to out of state shows

- peeing in a neighbor shops air conditioner/heater (tee he he)

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1. the spaced out bogans i work with

2. playing can soccer

3. racking half the store

4. being able to go painting as soon as i leave

5. inventing games to play instead of actually working

6. rigging trolleys with sparklers and sending them out into the carpark

7. smacking the spaced out bogans with frozen peas

8. trolley races

9. not alot else

10. the shittttty pay

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Guest SE4_2002

..

 

can`t think of one good thing!!

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