SCAGNETTI Posted August 12, 2002 Share Posted August 12, 2002 I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF HOE-WHERE YESTERDIZZLE AND HIT UP 7-11 FOR A COUPLE MICROWAVE WHITE CASTLES AND A WEIRD FROZEN COFFEE THING THAT TASTED AS GOOD AS IT DID ARTIFICIAL... THEN I GOT HOME AND ATE A HUGE CHICKEN SANDWICH AND TWO DONUTS... AFTER THAT I PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH... WOKE UP TO MY CELLIE RINGING AT 12:30, WENT TO THE BAR, HAD A HEINY AND 3 SHOTS OF JACK, PAINTED A SPOT, WENT BACK TO THE BAR, 1 MORE HEINY, SMOKED A BLUNT IN THE CAR, BACK INTO THE BAR, GOT IGNORED BY A CHICK THAT I USED TO FUCK, TRIED TO ACT LIKE I WASN'T WATCHING HER BEND OVER THE POOL TABLE, DROPPED OFF MY BOY AND THEN BROUGHT SHROOMS BACK TO THE BAR FOR HIM, GAVE THE KID THE SHRROMS, HAD A SODA WHILE I SHOT THE SHIT, EXITED BAR AND SAW AFFORMENTIONED SLUT CRYING ON HER CELL PHONE, SMILED, WENT HOME, HEATED UP LEFTOVER PASTA, ATE PASTA, CHECKED MAIL, WENT TO BED, WOKE UP WITH HUGE BLOATED STOMACH AND TOOK DISGUSTING SHIT, CAME TO WORK LOOKING LIKE SHIT... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted August 12, 2002 Share Posted August 12, 2002 Originally posted by ArtvandaL yo that aint shit, wait till you go off to college, that 7-11 food you just ate will be a nice breakfast, believe me. stop trying to act cool you fucken dork! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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