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Guest Stapler

Why did your friends buy you that for your birthday, that tastes like shit. I would kick my friends asses if they bought me a bottle of fuck.

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Originally posted by Stapler

Why did your friends buy you that for your birthday, that tastes like shit. I would kick my friends asses if they bought me a bottle of fuck.

 

 

hahaha

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since i wouldnt buy nobody that shit for there birthday, an if i did itd only to be to steal it back from them

because they would never think it would have been the person who sold it to them, heres some accessories to up your "playa" status

 

crystal world bottle topper

http://store5.yimg.com/I/greenparrotgifts_1701_937362'>

 

why you ask? young gangsta... cause "the world is yours"

 

an if your with a lady you cant drink it straight out of the bottle like its a 40 or some shit, you gotta get the crystal frosted flutes

 

http://www.weddingaccessories.net/images/flutes/k33790.jpg'>

 

but that wouldnt be gangsta

 

 

but you go "berg, but those are wedding gifts..."

 

but... but... but... shut the fuck up, their crystal, and they cost a lotta money, an i thought you was supposed to be gangsta

 

now youngin its onto the chain

 

http://national-diamond-gold.com/images2/platin208.jpg'>

 

gotta be platinum to avoid the gold diggers, they think you rockin silver knowwhatimeanofftheyezelbobnameanyaheard?

 

an of course, "berg, but dont gangsta gotta carry heat?"

 

you damn right they do, but what puts you ahead of the pack isnt that nickel plated bullshit, it aint a glock 17 either

 

its a motherfuckin gold plated desert e .50 you bitchass niggas holla at ya boy

 

http://www.gunaction.com/images/pisto/desert%20eagle%2050AE%20gold.jpg'>

 

once you acquire all of these, you to can... pull hoes, pop niggas,

stick up niggas, smoke/sniff/eat/inhale/sell drugs, talk with the every so popular ebonics, be well recieved in your new 9x9 jail cell,

ride on dubs, smack hoes AND pimp bitchs

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Originally posted by Stapler

I would kick my friends asses if they bought me a bottle of fuck.

 

I could use a bottle of fuck right about now.

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Originally posted by iCEBERG

since i wouldnt buy nobody that shit for there birthday, an if i did itd only to be to steal it back from them

because they would never think it would have been the person who sold it to them, heres some accessories to up your "playa" status

 

crystal world bottle topper

http://store5.yimg.com/I/greenparrotgifts_1701_937362'>

 

why you ask? young gangsta... cause "the world is yours"

 

an if your with a lady you cant drink it straight out of the bottle like its a 40 or some shit, you gotta get the crystal frosted flutes

 

http://www.weddingaccessories.net/images/flutes/k33790.jpg'>

 

but that wouldnt be gangsta

 

 

but you go "berg, but those are wedding gifts..."

 

but... but... but... shut the fuck up, their crystal, and they cost a lotta money, an i thought you was supposed to be gangsta

 

now youngin its onto the chain

 

http://national-diamond-gold.com/images2/platin208.jpg'>

 

gotta be platinum to avoid the gold diggers, they think you rockin silver knowwhatimeanofftheyezelbobnameanyaheard?

 

an of course, "berg, but dont gangsta gotta carry heat?"

 

you damn right they do, but what puts you ahead of the pack isnt that nickel plated bullshit, it aint a glock 17 either

 

its a motherfuckin gold plated desert e .50 you bitchass niggas holla at ya boy

 

http://www.gunaction.com/images/pisto/desert%20eagle%2050AE%20gold.jpg'>

 

once you acquire all of these, you to can... pull hoes, pop niggas,

stick up niggas, smoke/sniff/eat/inhale/sell drugs, talk with the every so popular ebonics, be well recieved in your new 9x9 jail cell,

ride on dubs, smack hoes AND pimp bitchs

lol this man is the funniest fucker on here. buahahahahahahahaha.
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