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birthdays was the worst days, now we sip champagne when we thirstay

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That globe in the back is to assist with making waypoints for the furthering of the SGDWID, or "Simulated Global Domination While I'm Drunk" movement.

 

 

Happy birthday jigga man.

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hahaha like you wouldn't believe, i'm not drinking that though, i'm going to save it for a special occasion in a few years.

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Please, don't say losing your virginity. And if it is, please don't post a new topic here about it. Well actually, maybe you can, if it's in a few years.

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Guest Stapler

Why did your friends buy you that for your birthday, that tastes like shit. I would kick my friends asses if they bought me a bottle of fuck.

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Originally posted by Stapler

Why did your friends buy you that for your birthday, that tastes like shit. I would kick my friends asses if they bought me a bottle of fuck.

 

 

hahaha

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Guest sneak
Originally posted by Comp

hahahahaha no no no, i'm not wasting this on a girl.

 

thats a classic:)

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i was there it happened i can prove it

 

it was 149.99.

from SAFEWAY....

we spent all day gathering money from our friends...i think like 6 hours of driving around for this...happy bday dork.... :)

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since i wouldnt buy nobody that shit for there birthday, an if i did itd only to be to steal it back from them

because they would never think it would have been the person who sold it to them, heres some accessories to up your "playa" status

 

crystal world bottle topper

http://store5.yimg.com/I/greenparrotgifts_1701_937362'>

 

why you ask? young gangsta... cause "the world is yours"

 

an if your with a lady you cant drink it straight out of the bottle like its a 40 or some shit, you gotta get the crystal frosted flutes

 

http://www.weddingaccessories.net/images/flutes/k33790.jpg'>

 

but that wouldnt be gangsta

 

 

but you go "berg, but those are wedding gifts..."

 

but... but... but... shut the fuck up, their crystal, and they cost a lotta money, an i thought you was supposed to be gangsta

 

now youngin its onto the chain

 

http://national-diamond-gold.com/images2/platin208.jpg'>

 

gotta be platinum to avoid the gold diggers, they think you rockin silver knowwhatimeanofftheyezelbobnameanyaheard?

 

an of course, "berg, but dont gangsta gotta carry heat?"

 

you damn right they do, but what puts you ahead of the pack isnt that nickel plated bullshit, it aint a glock 17 either

 

its a motherfuckin gold plated desert e .50 you bitchass niggas holla at ya boy

 

http://www.gunaction.com/images/pisto/desert%20eagle%2050AE%20gold.jpg'>

 

once you acquire all of these, you to can... pull hoes, pop niggas,

stick up niggas, smoke/sniff/eat/inhale/sell drugs, talk with the every so popular ebonics, be well recieved in your new 9x9 jail cell,

ride on dubs, smack hoes AND pimp bitchs

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Yo fuck cristal you could of saved ya self some $$$ and jus got a couple bottles of Remy Martin cognac and been more fucked up.........:king:

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Originally posted by Stapler

I would kick my friends asses if they bought me a bottle of fuck.

 

I could use a bottle of fuck right about now.

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Guest postaholic

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH! MAN!

 

pop yo' colla son! pop it!

 

:lol: thats hilarious...

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Originally posted by iCEBERG

since i wouldnt buy nobody that shit for there birthday, an if i did itd only to be to steal it back from them

because they would never think it would have been the person who sold it to them, heres some accessories to up your "playa" status

 

crystal world bottle topper

http://store5.yimg.com/I/greenparrotgifts_1701_937362'>

 

why you ask? young gangsta... cause "the world is yours"

 

an if your with a lady you cant drink it straight out of the bottle like its a 40 or some shit, you gotta get the crystal frosted flutes

 

http://www.weddingaccessories.net/images/flutes/k33790.jpg'>

 

but that wouldnt be gangsta

 

 

but you go "berg, but those are wedding gifts..."

 

but... but... but... shut the fuck up, their crystal, and they cost a lotta money, an i thought you was supposed to be gangsta

 

now youngin its onto the chain

 

http://national-diamond-gold.com/images2/platin208.jpg'>

 

gotta be platinum to avoid the gold diggers, they think you rockin silver knowwhatimeanofftheyezelbobnameanyaheard?

 

an of course, "berg, but dont gangsta gotta carry heat?"

 

you damn right they do, but what puts you ahead of the pack isnt that nickel plated bullshit, it aint a glock 17 either

 

its a motherfuckin gold plated desert e .50 you bitchass niggas holla at ya boy

 

http://www.gunaction.com/images/pisto/desert%20eagle%2050AE%20gold.jpg'>

 

once you acquire all of these, you to can... pull hoes, pop niggas,

stick up niggas, smoke/sniff/eat/inhale/sell drugs, talk with the every so popular ebonics, be well recieved in your new 9x9 jail cell,

ride on dubs, smack hoes AND pimp bitchs

lol this man is the funniest fucker on here. buahahahahahahahaha.

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