Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 24, 2002 Share Posted August 24, 2002 temptationgirl35: hi :-) wanna chat? Mamerroid: Sure, why the hell not temptationgirl35: whatever... check out my homepage http://www.cyberfungirls.com/elisabeth/ :-) you might change ur mind Mamerroid: Eh... I said yeah, hahahaha Mamerroid: But lemme check that out anyway Mamerroid: HAHAHAHAHAHAH... What the fuck are you doing with that goddamn banana? Mamerroid: Please be kind to fruit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 25, 2002 Author Share Posted August 25, 2002 Hey!!! That was a good bannana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 someoneput this "greatthong" girls aim name in of these threads and i talked to her pretending to be her boyfriend and she sent me nude pictures...i should post them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 yes, yes you should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 i will when i get back. im out in seattle right now, and the pics are on my other comp back in spokrackersville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted August 25, 2002 Share Posted August 25, 2002 on a rare trip to the gay forum....Pijunjiz decides to go under cover and talk to these sad people Pijunjiz: hey coolguy5498: hi Pijunjiz: hmm....your young and tasty? coolguy5498: oh yea Pijunjiz: damn Pijunjiz: how come you like men coolguy5498: theyre big, strong, manly, i love muscles and the stubble on the face, the sweat, just everything manly Pijunjiz: have you performed in the arts of the rectum rangers yet? coolguy5498: lol Pijunjiz: yea your laughuing now...but when some guy has his cock up your ass i dont kno Pijunjiz: so wanna get into a burrito bun with me and eat eachothers guacamole? coolguy5498: hell yea Pijunjiz: wanna pretend your a bad guy, and im an evil villian that decides to take you to my evil lair and strap you onto a evil table and asssfuck you so evily? #2 Pijunjiz: hey how are you feeling tigerman 1214: good tigerman 1214: and you? Pijunjiz: im bad Pijunjiz: i have no feet tigerman 1214: i have no ears Pijunjiz: at least you have feet tigerman 1214: true Pijunjiz: shut up homo tigerman 1214: ha yeah you Fag seeker Pijunjiz: yea you caught me Pijunjiz: i want some fags Pijunjiz: to put into my oven Pijunjiz: and cook them...i like eating gay men tigerman 1214: how big is your oven? Pijunjiz: very big Pijunjiz: we can get in there and cook eachother tigerman 1214: your gay Pijunjiz: well like duh Pijunjiz: so wanna baste eachother? Pijunjiz: and take turns eating eachothers limbs? tigerman 1214: your gay Pijunjiz: arent you Pijunjiz: man your straight....dont be such a faggot! tigerman 1214: st8 Pijunjiz: dude cmon man Pijunjiz: lets make a MAN PIZZA! tigerman 1214: what Pijunjiz: we get naked, melt cheese on our selfes, and eat other Pijunjiz: o...and thats after we snort some crack tigerman 1214: how old r u 11 13? Pijunjiz: im 28 tigerman 1214: then u must be a retarded gay man tigerman 1214: who likes to eat people Pijunjiz: i have a fetish with gay men and food tigerman 1214: aka jeffry dahmer Pijunjiz: im sorta like this guy called Swif1 Pijunjiz: naw i wont put your body parts in a fridge Pijunjiz: i'll put them under my bed Pijunjiz: nice and warm Pijunjiz: and with the dust so you dont get lonely tigerman 1214: a good serial killer never runs his mouth or lets out his plans Pijunjiz: but im trying to entice you Pijunjiz: to spend a night tigerman 1214: ok where do u live? what state? Pijunjiz: in the country Pijunjiz: where theres no police tigerman 1214: what state? Pijunjiz: canada Pijunjiz: thats not state Pijunjiz: yes...canada has gays Pijunjiz: lots of tehm tigerman 1214: oh fuck tigerman 1214: a damn canadian tigerman 1214: its not about diplomicy tigerman 1214: haha tigerman 1214: abooot Pijunjiz: its about the diplomacy of my dick in your ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 28, 2002 Author Share Posted August 28, 2002 Dirty_habiT: aaaaahhhhhhh.... I hate BlindDate Dirty_habiT: tv's sayin, "turn me off, turn me off...." SarahTonin: that show sux now SarahTonin: i like taildaters but i dont watch mtv much Dirty_habiT: i've never seen it. Dirty_habiT: ah, kill me now. Dirty_habiT: I can't reach. SarahTonin: dope show SarahTonin: one time they had 2 asian girls goin on a date SarahTonin: it wuz tyte SarahTonin: hey! Dirty_habiT: whoa! Dirty_habiT: I see NIPPLE Dirty_habiT: and it's blind date. Dirty_habiT: Ok. Dirty_habiT: do you copy? Dirty_habiT: over.... Dirty_habiT: 10-4. Dirty_habiT: what's your 20? Dirty_habiT: I have a code red alpha niner foxtrot six one four delta tengo Dirty_habiT: over. Dirty_habiT: loosing pressure quick, release the valve, charge the ionizer and man the evolution halting cannon. Dirty_habiT: ahhhhh..... you sank my battle ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted August 28, 2002 Share Posted August 28, 2002 this is too funny:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 6, 2002 Author Share Posted September 6, 2002 Oh, goodness... thank you Milo XMil0x: your living a lie, you aol junkie xDirtYx: <<< going to brush teeth. XMil0x: you need to get off that shit man, go to rehab, don't you know aol kills?!?!?! i'm sayin this cause i care, xDirtYx: <<< will be right back. XMil0x: AOL KILLS THE PEOPLE XMil0x: make no mistake, i witnessed it hit my hood like outbreak, a more dangerous rush than drivin without brakes, worse than the bluebonic plague instead of a cure, to be inflicted with more of this sickness they beg, what it cost, an arm and a leg my head, put a price on it this ring look nice don't it, want it?, you can't have it but you can hold it my wife would trip if i sold it, but its like, i get paid on friday and i wanna get high today okay XMil0x: AOL KILLS THE PEOPLE XMil0x: our studies show, that you can get an AOL Head to do just about anything just for the peices of crumbs of AOL xDirtYx: hahahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Its the Final Chapter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted September 10, 2002 Share Posted September 10, 2002 GUY: yeah...i've had some moderately violent sex GUY: alot of women will act like that's not their steez...and they're the freakiest one! GUY: haha...i've bled during sex... GIRL: i've told a guy to slit my wrist.. not deep, just to slit it.. it was crazy GUY: damn GUY: i punched a girl in the face.... GIRL: HAHHAHAHAH GIRL: NO WAY?! GIRL: did u really? GUY: under her request of course GUY: haha...yeah GIRL: hard? GUY: yeah...kinda GIRL: HAHAHAH what did she do? GUY: haha....she came... GIRLHAHAHHAHAHAH GIRL: HAHAHAHHAHAH GIRL: HAHHAHA GIRL: HAHHA GUY: seriously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 11, 2002 Author Share Posted September 11, 2002 I'm worried about you Dee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 corcobbs: what's up Mamerroid: ghana corcobbs: damn corcobbs: that's too bad Mamerroid: botswana corcobbs: is it as good as raising the dead? Mamerroid: uganda corcobbs: you forgot zimbabwe corcobbs: republic of congo is my favorite Mamerroid: chad corcobbs: eh.. that one is probably not as violent as rep. of congo Mamerroid: angola corcobbs: don't forget somalia Mamerroid: namibia corcobbs: haha..... south africa Mamerroid: mozambique corcobbs: good one Mamerroid: togo corcobbs: egypt.. haha Mamerroid: eritrea corcobbs: liberia Mamerroid: burkina faso corcobbs: sudan Mamerroid: mauritania corcobbs: ummmmm corcobbs: burundi Mamerroid: tunisia Mamerroid: mali Mamerroid: senegal corcobbs: morocco Mamerroid: gabon corcobbs: Djibouti corcobbs: haha corcobbs: ethiopia corcobbs: did you get zambia? Mamerroid: not yet Mamerroid: niger Mamerroid: are you a niger lover? corcobbs: haha corcobbs: nigeria corcobbs: mozambique Mamerroid: algeria Mamerroid: Mamerroid:mozambique corcobbs: ahh corcobbs: damn corcobbs: Rwanda Mamerroid: sierra leone corcobbs: swaziland Mamerroid: maputo corcobbs: did you get.... lesotho? Mamerroid: ogbomoso corcobbs: haha... now you're making up names Mamerroid: bujumbura Mamerroid: no Im not corcobbs: where the hell is ogbomoso? Mamerroid: look it up Mamerroid: i know my sources corcobbs: oh well Mamerroid: Ouagadougou corcobbs: cameroon Mamerroid: bamako corcobbs: mauritius Mamerroid: yamoussoukro corcobbs: guinea Mamerroid: kampala corcobbs: gambia corcobbs: ooh,, guinea-bissau corcobbs: i think that's all i've got Mamerroid: brazzaville Mamerroid: ibadan Mamerroid: lagos Mamerroid: bukavu corcobbs: yeah, you've won the geography contest Mamerroid: kinshasa Mamerroid: zanzibar! corcobbs: ahhhhh! Mamerroid: no, I've won the "found a dope map of africa online" award corcobbs: haha corcobbs: bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 you're still a bastard, i still have a headache.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 effyoo says: what are you doing up so late, huh? tiki says: because i cant sleep tiki says: why are you? effyoo says: i keep weird hours tiki says: why effyoo says: i dunno.... effyoo says: well work for one tiki says: what do you do? effyoo says: hold on..busy for 10 sec... tiki says: when my block of shifts turn in to night shifts i hallucinate threw them, and then when i get home in the morning and go to bed, when i wake up i feel as if i was on a drinking binge for 3 days effyoo says: hi effyoo says: sorry tiki says: hi effyoo says: well isn't that quite a story tiki says: lol tiki says: sorry effyoo says: so.....what names do you call your "special spot"? tiki says: i dont name it effyoo says: why not dont you call it "hair pie " or something tiki says: i call it "vagina" effyoo says: virginia effyoo says: is that your middle name or something? tiki says: no tiki says: is your middle name peinisville? effyoo says: no, thats a dumb question effyoo says: its cockhead tiki says: i can see that effyoo says: why do you say that? tiki says: no reason tiki says: tiki says: what do you do for work effyoo says: i work in a morgue tiki says: hmm, how do you like that? effyoo says: its cool, i get to eat dead babies for lunch tiki says: right on effyoo says: yeah, sometimes when a body is brought down the fellas make them look like they're doin it tiki says: eek, thats not very nice effyoo says: or they will make them dance around like weekend at bernies tiki says: ok effyoo says: really tiki says: do you think that is normal? effyoo says: well, if you like that sort of thing tiki says: ok tiki says: when someone dies at my work, the last thing i would think of doing is taking there bodies to do things effyoo says: but dance parties are fun effyoo says: do do do do effyoo says: woops effyoo says: (starts dancin around) effyoo says: go hammer! effyoo says: get busy! tiki says: well im gonna go to bed now tiki says: goodnight effyoo says: do do do do dodoodd doooooooooo effyoo says: get busy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 11, 2002 Share Posted September 11, 2002 if you can read this then you're rather clever says: sup bitch can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: sup fool if you can read this then you're rather clever says: just chillin wit my homies can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: cool if you can read this then you're rather clever says: actually i'm not - just trying to act gangster and i reckon i fooled you can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: nah, im the gangsta if you can read this then you're rather clever says: then i'm honoured to be in your presence can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: gd gd if you can read this then you're rather clever says: how was the first day of college can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: relaxing if you can read this then you're rather clever says: haha if you can read this then you're rather clever says: that won't last if you can read this then you're rather clever says: a-leves are meant to be harder than degrees if you can read this then you're rather clever says: what ones are you taking can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: hist, geog, medai studies and sociology if you can read this then you're rather clever says: ah, of course - mr 4 can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: fuck u if you can read this then you're rather clever says: can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: lol if you can read this then you're rather clever says: now you mock me can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: haha if you can read this then you're rather clever says: 4 Es for you in 2 years time hehe can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: go away if you can read this then you're rather clever says: gone can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: gd can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: u back yet if you can read this then you're rather clever says: nope if you can read this then you're rather clever says: not until you say sorry can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: sorry if you can read this then you're rather clever says: i'm back if you can read this then you're rather clever says: and I WIN if you can read this then you're rather clever says: hehe can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: no u dont if you can read this then you're rather clever says: why not can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: i dunno if you can read this then you're rather clever says: exactly can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: im confused if you can read this then you're rather clever says: why can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: cos i am if you can read this then you're rather clever says: but why can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: sssssssh if you can read this then you're rather clever says: ok if you can read this then you're rather clever says: but why if you can read this then you're rather clever says: lol can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: if ur gonna be like that if you can read this then you're rather clever says: :( can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: :P if you can read this then you're rather clever says: filthy boy can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: me? if you can read this then you're rather clever says: yup can i get some o' that real sticky icky icky???? says: oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 my sn censored so people won't be on my dick for have the coolest screenname in existance. ;] **** * ***: wut up ma? FrenchFries6891: who is this? **** * ***: ~~~{~~{@ **** * ***: a rose 4 da ladiez :o) **** * ***: u dont member me? **** * ***: :'( FrenchFries6891: this lady is gay FrenchFries6891: so yea.. **** * ***: 4 real FrenchFries6891: mhm FrenchFries6891: sorry.. **** * ***: u dont remember me frum da mall? FrenchFries6891: nope FrenchFries6891: what's your name? **** * ***: morestown a cuple weeks ago??? FrenchFries6891: yea.. **** * ***: dave FrenchFries6891: *thinks* **** * ***: do u remember now??? FrenchFries6891: describe yourself.. **** * ***: cum on ma... FrenchFries6891: wtf? lmao **** * ***: don't h8 on me now :'( FrenchFries6891: lmaooooooo **** * ***: u came up to about my chin FrenchFries6891: you're funny **** * ***: tan, brown hair FrenchFries6891: mkay **** * ***: brown eyez FrenchFries6891: go there friday and ill member **** * ***: wut **** * ***: why? FrenchFries6891: iuno.. FrenchFries6891: i wanna know who you are **** * ***: u gave me ur sn and said we'd hook up FrenchFries6891: that's not possible lol **** * ***: so what's good? FrenchFries6891: maybe you got me confused with melissa? **** * ***: u wanna go to the park??? FrenchFries6891: wha? **** * ***: yea, ur melissa, righ??? FrenchFries6891: no FrenchFries6891: lmaooo FrenchFries6891: im angie! FrenchFries6891: im her best friend FrenchFries6891: hhaha i knew you had the wrong one **** * ***: lololol **** * ***: is she ther??? FrenchFries6891: she doesnt know a dave either FrenchFries6891: yea she is **** * ***: wut **** * ***: she forgot me :'(((((((((((( FrenchFries6891: she's here FrenchFries6891: lol **** * ***: discribe me 2 her **** * ***: she might remember FrenchFries6891: she read the window FrenchFries6891: she members a dan and a doug from moorestown FrenchFries6891: that's it **** * ***: lolol **** * ***: she probably mixed muh name up wit dan **** * ***: it's dave, ma :o) FrenchFries6891: ma? FrenchFries6891: lmao **** * ***: whas so phuny? **** * ***: ???????/ FrenchFries6891: your spelling ;-) **** * ***: o man **** * ***: sry, i can't :'(:'(:'( FrenchFries6891: awww **** * ***: neva wuz a good speller FrenchFries6891: well you speak ebonics anyways so.. **** * ***: so whas up wit meetin at the park? **** * ***: yea ;-) FrenchFries6891: what park? **** * ***: dont matta **** * ***: wutever one melissa wants FrenchFries6891: she's not in the mood **** * ***: when will dat trick be in the mood? FrenchFries6891: how'd you get my screenname? FrenchFries6891: yo, she's not a trick **** * ***: dis is da one she gave me... FrenchFries6891: i doubt that FrenchFries6891: and just to let you know...she's gay too :-) **** * ***: whys dat **** * ***: why doubt? FrenchFries6891: because you dont seem her type..even if you're a dude.. **** * ***: nah im mad diffrent irl FrenchFries6891: im sure you are FrenchFries6891: it doesnt matter..because you cant have her anyways FrenchFries6891: do you even know what she looks like? **** * ***: uf course **** * ***: of FrenchFries6891: what's she look like? **** * ***: o so it's pop quiz time? **** * ***: u b h8in **** * ***: she got cute, sad lookin eyes **** * ***: dark hair FrenchFries6891: i be hatin? lmaooo **** * ***: it looked kinda dyes FrenchFries6891: yes, it is. **** * ***: dyed FrenchFries6891: her hair is red. FrenchFries6891: what color are her eyes? **** * ***: sumwhere around blu or grey FrenchFries6891: nope!! **** * ***: i wuzn't lookin at her eyez:-D:-D FrenchFries6891: well that's not good.. **** * ***: so im wrong once, big deal FrenchFries6891: are you sure you know her? FrenchFries6891: lol **** * ***: who carez whats good??/ **** * ***: i just wanna beat it :-D:-D:-D FrenchFries6891: who was she with? FrenchFries6891: well looks like you cant screwboy..she's mine :D **** * ***: we can have a threesoum if ur trickass wanna join **** * ***: sum* FrenchFries6891: describe everyone she was with... FrenchFries6891: you're pissin me offffffffffff FrenchFries6891: damn FrenchFries6891: why the fuck would we do that if we're GAY? **** * ***: bitch, you survay queen or sumfin? FrenchFries6891: think boy..think.. FrenchFries6891: you have no manners and you need your ass kicked FrenchFries6891: come to the mall friday and ill fuck your ass up **** * ***: people have been known to denounce their ways :-D:-D:-D FrenchFries6891: i want you now, ima fuck you up **** * ***: o 4 real FrenchFries6891: you FrenchFries6891: will **** * ***: u gunna fuck me up FrenchFries6891: get your wigger ass stomped by a dyke.. **** * ***: we ll see **** * ***: punk ass **** * ***: thretnin me and shit FrenchFries6891: mhm FrenchFries6891: ill see you on friday **** * ***: ill choke you wit a spiked dildo FrenchFries6891: lmao FrenchFries6891: see ya laters.. **** * ***: aight den Previous message was not received by FrenchFries6891 because of error: User FrenchFries6891 is not available. edited because dirty is on it like whoa. btw; these are all very, very old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 10, 2002 Author Share Posted October 10, 2002 Ya hoser, posting super huge reply.... sometimes the best humor is quick witted... not drawn the fuck out.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 10, 2002 Author Share Posted October 10, 2002 Dirty: I'm gonna have to see some I.D. Mamerro: :identification: Dirty: Umm.... sir, are you sure this is you? Mamerro: yes Dirty: I'm gonna have to ask you to step off the moped for a second. Dirty: You been drinkin tonight sir? Mamerro: that is me sir Mamerro: no sir Dirty: ok, lemme get you to go ahead and stand over here while I search your moped. Dirty: yeah, sit with your legs crossed. Mamerro: ok sir Dirty: have you been smoking marijuana tonight sir? Mamerro: no sir Dirty: then what is THIS!?! Dirty: :pulls out 5 pounds from saddle bag: Dirty: put your hands behind your head and interlace your fingers for me. Mamerro: its oregano sir Mamerro: im an oregano deliveryman Mamerro: i deliver oregano to the elderly Dirty: :taste: Dirty: I'm sincerely sorry to inconvenience you sir., Dirty: As you were. Mamerro: its ok Mamerro: its just oregano Dirty: Just doin my job, have a good day. Mamerro: its oregano sir Mamerro: i swear Mamerro: ok sir Mamerro: can i leave now? Dirty: Yes, lemme have my handcuffs back. Mamerro: oh. Mamerro: ok sir Dirty: You're gonna drive with your hand handcuffed behind your back? Mamerro: um Mamerro: i guess Mamerro: can you please take em off? Dirty: That's intent to drive wrecklessly on a moped in a school zone while carrying oregano. Dirty: You know that's a felony offense sir? Mamerro: im sorry sir it wasnt my intention i just want to give oregano to the elderly, you know, they have a hard time going to the supermarket and buying oregano so i have to deliver the oregano sir Mamerro: im an oregano deliveryman Dirty: I'll let you off on a warning, don't let me see you around here again, or next time were gonna take a trip to the county. Mamerro: ok sir Mamerro: aorry Dirty: Now, get to those elderly people they need you. Mamerro: ok sir Dirty: :tips hat: Mamerro: oh and sir Dirty: yes? Mamerro: that oregano was laced with CYANIDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 Martha5432101215: I'm all alone in my apartement, click on my web site to join me www.aol.com/Elizabethsexywebcam :o) ButtMuncherOner: hey sexy lady ButtMuncherOner: damn, u one ugly hoe ButtMuncherOner: laters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted October 10, 2002 Share Posted October 10, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT Ya hoser, posting super huge reply.... sometimes the best humor is quick witted... not drawn the fuck out.... of course, but i generally don't log short conversations. -------------------------- vyse: i'd like to kill myself for writing an emotional rap. destroya: i'll help, if you want. vyse: Hm. vyse: Depends on how I decide to go out. vyse: Do you have any suggestions? destroya: listen to that girl talk. destroya: forever. vyse: Oh god no. destroya: until you starve to death. vyse: Any less torturous methods? destroya: i think that would be my worst fear. destroya: roll down a hill into rush-hour traffic. vyse: Sounds like fun. vyse: How could you assist me in that? vyse: Maybe I could get in a shopping cart. vyse: And you could push me down the hill. destroya: or i hog tie you and kick you down. vyse: I like shopping carts more. vyse: Maybe you could throw rocks at me the entire time. destroya: if it's going to me a shopping cart, you have to be shut in, with alid. destroya: and make it wood. destroya: a lid* vyse: Put a cover over it too. vyse: That way I have no clue what's going on. destroya: while listening to canibus - u didn't care. vyse: OH GOD! vyse: NOOOOOOO! vyse: YOU BITCH! vyse: You wouldn't do such a thing. destroya: :-D vyse: You're not that cruel. destroya: don't lie to yourself. destroya: i need an additional alias. destroya: destroya is a bitch to write. vyse: "faggot" is quite easy to type. vyse: if you wanna be original, drop one of the g's. destroya: but that's you're alias. destroya: along with "fucking retard" vyse: Excuse me sir. destroya: but i'd like to go with something less... you. vyse: But I believe it's "your," not "you're." destroya: pardon me. vyse: It's okay to be a dumbass. vyse: I'll forgive you this time. destroya: one uncorrected typo out of a million, oh my. vyse: That's a blemish on your record. vyse: We can't allow such a thing. vyse: So we'll wipe it from the history books. vyse: It never happened. destroya: what never happened? vyse: Jedi Warriors don't make mistakes, we kill them. destroya: it was a glitch in the matrix. vyse: The pussy was twice as loose, that's how I knew it was a glitch. destroya: of course. destroya: let me see your queer rap. vyse: Sorry friend. vyse: That also was a glitch in the matrix. vyse: It was transferred to /dev/null. destroya: i see. destroya: microsoft must have coded the matrix. destroya: wow, i almost burned my hand. destroya: that sucked. vyse: Another glitch I suppose. destroya: yeah. destroya: quickly patched. destroya: believe it or not, a few glitches have been given names. destroya: "emotions." vyse: "feelings." vyse: Commonly known to us Jedi as "worthless bullshit." destroya: of course. vyse: We should start our own race. destroya: let's make a name for it. vyse: I think the betterthanyous is catchy. destroya: you about "your superiors." vyse: You about? vyse: Could it be another glitch in the Matrix? vyse: Fuck Microsoft and their monpolistic asses. destroya: yes. vyse: * monopolistic. vyse: FUCKING MATRIX! vyse: BUUUUUUUUUUUURN. destroya: i'm going to find a way out. vyse: help me out too. destroya: without a doubth. destroya: -h destroya: patched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 6, 2002 Author Share Posted December 6, 2002 Deliss: oh too bad Dirty: ahem. Dirty: I WILL GET YOU YET Deliss!!! Dirty: :glare: Deliss: you're scaring me Deliss: "ahh" Dirty: YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME YET!! Deliss: "muahhahhaha"- you Dirty: "MUAHAHWHAWHHAAHAH" Dirty: yes. Dirty: YOU MUST BE ASSIMILATED. Deliss: no no Dirty: ok. Dirty: WELL I WILL SPARE YOU THIS TIME.... BUT... Dirty: YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF ME YET!! Dirty: ok.. yes this is popgunnish, I'm gonna stop. Deliss: hahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 wtf?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 28, 2003 Author Share Posted May 28, 2003 ahaha, good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted July 13, 2003 Author Share Posted July 13, 2003 Imaboredgurl: im bored....do something xHonkYx: *poof* you're gone. Imaboredgurl: i wish Imaboredgurl: im so fuckin bored i wanna cry xHonkYx: umm... wrong buddy. xHonkYx: oopss heeeheee Imaboredgurl: shut up hoe Imaboredgurl: i know which buddy is which Imaboredgurl: my friend had her baby today... xHonkYx: aww how cute a fucking baby. Imaboredgurl: ahahahh what an assmuncher you are Imaboredgurl: im in such a bad mood Imaboredgurl: ..... Imaboredgurl: too bad i dont do drugs....i couldve went out and gotten blown wit da homiez..thanks for nothing asshole Imaboredgurl: im goin to bed xHonkYx: no problem. Imaboredgurl: have a wonderful day tomorrow Imaboredgurl: nitenite xHonkYx: latez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Re: Super long, but my best ever... spaced for ease of reading Originally posted by El Mamerro Mamerroid: first i need t0 deactivate the keyb0ards 0ffset c0axial valve s0 it d0esnt g0 up in flames THE best line ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted July 16, 2003 Author Share Posted July 16, 2003 It's funny because that girl sounded like she was believing it too. Mamerro's better at being a wacko on AIM than I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest amorphic Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Re: Super long, but my best ever... spaced for ease of reading Originally posted by El Mamerro Mamerroid: I heard he used to be president of NAMBLA ahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Names changed to protect the innocent from 12 year old spammers and trolls. #1: xxxxx52: i just spilled wine on my alcohol class evaluation papers xxxxx52: for tomorrow GnomeToys: HAHA xxxxx52: dammit xxxxx52: they will love that #2: Pxxx1032: you're hot GordonsDick: http://www.gnometoys.com/12/k.gif'> Pxxx: what are you doing later sexy GordonsDick: whatever you're doing baby http://www.gnometoys.com/12/w.gif'> Pxxx1032: hahah Pxxx1032: nice Pxxx1032: i can't wait....hot sex Pxxx1032: all night long Pxxx1032: you won't forget it Pxxx1032: i'll have you screaming my name Pxxx1032: http://www.gnometoys.com/12/w.gif'> Pxxx1032: uh...yeah Pxxx1032: you aren't responding GordonsDick: damn GordonsDick: YES GordonsDick: LETS DO THIS #3: xxxx: love yourself xxxx: then someone will love you GordonsDick: i tried i can't bend over that far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 GoHere: we're going to hold hands and paint GoHere: on old men BuTteRCuP: OH WOW..hold hands? GoHere: yeah BuTteRCuP: ::Prints screen:: GoHere: hes gonna bomb while i fuck his azn corn hole. BuTteRCuP: wow. GoHere: with my personal rusto can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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