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Drunk times.......

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Yesterday I went to the city and went girl hunting [looking for girls and trying to get there numbers]. I got 5 Japanese girls numbers which may not seem hard but when you can barely speak the language it is hard. Then I got drunk in the park there, made fun of some goofy Japanese guys trying to get numbers.

Then a friend had to work [he works at a hostess bar], so my friend and I go with him. Normally you pay about 50 dollars for 50 minutes of unlimited drinks and girls company. The girls normally just agree with what ever you say and act nice. But because our friend works with them we got to chill there for almost 3 hours and speak to them normally. The girls were just chatting and drinking while there were not many customers. Ended up gettng one hostesses number. She and I are going to go somewhere next week. I drank about 8 litres of beer while there.

When I was stumbling out of the bar, I could barely see. Got to the main city station in an hour when it should have only taken 10 minutes. I dont really remember why it took so long. While walking inside the station I was tapping people on the back then hiding from them and making it look like my friend was doing it. Alot of the people thought my friend was stalking them.

Got to the station platform, took a while to figure out whih train to catch. Got another girls number while waiting for a train with her. Got on the train and annoyed alot of people. When we got off at a friends station we went to buy more drinks luckily he picked us up in his car. Arived at a conveniece store, I left the store with 4 bottles of Kalalua [spelling?] and a bottle of Jack Daniels stuffed in my pants. After that I cant remember what I did for another 2 hours.

Arrived home at around 3am, went to a junior high school and broke into the pool there. Went swimming suprised I ddint drown. Tried to break into a changing room to have a shower, very unsuccesful. When trying to get down from where the change room was [i didnt use the stairs stupid drunk me] I fell down a almost 2 meter ledge flat onto my back. I had gravel stuck in my back. Kept drinking, dont know what time I went to slep.

Today I woke up ith sore wrists and a very bad case of the beer shits and alot of phone numbers. So a good and bad ending. Still feal sick................If you cant understand this blame my hungoverness

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im drunk now. all you australians know the deal.

 

bundy and cola, goon and long necks are all gifts from god.

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Guest chicken bone

haha, the time warps when your REALLLLLY drunk, one time i needed to get from one club to the other under the hour, which should've taken 5 minutes, but instead for some reason i didnt arrive in time (after a certain time the entrance fee was raised) but i paid the extra charge anyways, while my friends got in for free... drunk moron on the move!

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Originally posted by Stapler

While walking inside the station I was tapping people on the back then hiding from them and making it look like my friend was doing it. Alot of the people thought my friend was stalking them.

 

nah see... when your that drunk, you think your actually gettin away with it, but in reality they probably looked at your boy with that "what the fuck is he on?" look while you were ducking down hiding behind people like the drunk james bond you were

 

trust me... i know

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Guest socrates
Originally posted by Stapler

[i didnt use the stairs stupid drunk me] I fell down a almost 2 meter ledge flat onto my back. I had gravel stuck in my back.

 

So. I'm not the only one here who gets drunk and then climbs things...scaffolding is a personal favorite.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

Currently on my 7th miller HL and getting the grill ready for a frightening 24 oz steak. Boards of Canada is blasting from the speakers. Life is great. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

7:28 AM

 

 

I just got home.

 

There's sand in my ears.

 

There's algae in my hair.

 

My clothes are ruined.

 

I am still considerably drunk.

 

It was good. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Guest Stapler

Hey Ilove2HATE you exspressed my thoughts towards you identicly in your post.

Socrates: Climbing shit when drunk is mad fun, and if you fall your brain doesn`t click that it hurt that much and you end up laughing hilariously about it. Climbing a tree that is really fucking big and smoking a joint is mad fun to, then you have to figure out how to get down and that makes it even more fun.

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Guest willy.wonka

im gonna kick back on drinking for a while.

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its 8:06 im fuckin drunk spent all my money at the titty bar /ybor city

now i know why i dont do this often it makes me hate life gettin drunk is for the birds.:mad:

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Guest Stapler

That is why I normally hie half my money somewhere on my body when going out and drinking. Cause that way you think you have spent all your money but when it comes to you needing it badly you just earch every piece of clothing and find it. If you are drunk it wont click that you have hidden money on yourself until then.

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Originally posted by DonzilCutlip

its 8:06 im fuckin drunk spent all my money at the titty bar /ybor city

 

oh shit i was there last week (ybor city)

 

that place is dope

 

i tried gettin into RA cause i got sold on their females standin outside in there little black an gold egyptian outfits but i had a fake i.d. an they wouldnt take it. so i settled down the road at v.i.p.

 

that club was fun as fuck too

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yeah. a couple weeks ago,i tried climbing the metal grate outside a window and it came off its hinges and i fell 10-15 ft. it landed right on top of me. beer, graff and climbing dont mix.

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Originally posted by Stapler

Yesterday I went to the city and went girl hunting [looking for girls and trying to get there (you idiot)numbers]. I got 5 Japanese girls numbers which may not seem hard but when you can barely speak the language it is hard. Then I got drunk in the park there, made fun of some goofy Japanese guys trying to get numbers.

Then a friend had to work [he works at a hostess bar], so my friend and I go with him. Normally you pay about 50 dollars for 50 minutes of unlimited drinks and girls company. The girls normally just agree with what ever you say and act nice. But because our friend works with them we got to chill there for almost 3 hours and speak to them normally. The girls were just chatting and drinking while there were not many customers. Ended up gettng one hostesses number. She and I are going to go somewhere next week. I drank about 8 litres of beer while there.

When I was stumbling out of the bar, I could barely see. Got to the main city station in an hour when it should have only taken 10 minutes. I dont really remember why it took so long. While walking inside the station I was tapping people on the back then hiding from them and making it look like my friend was doing it. Alot of the people thought my friend was stalking them.

Got to the station platform, took a while to figure out whih train to catch. Got another girls number while waiting for a train with her. Got on the train and annoyed alot of people. When we got off at a friends station we went to buy more drinks luckily he picked us up in his car. Arived at a conveniece store, I left the store with 4 bottles of Kalalua [spelling?] and a bottle of Jack Daniels stuffed in my pants. After that I cant remember what I did for another 2 hours.

Arrived home at around 3am, went to a junior high school and broke into the pool there. Went swimming suprised I ddint drown. Tried to break into a changing room to have a shower, very unsuccesful. When trying to get down from where the change room was [i didnt use the stairs stupid drunk me] I fell down a almost 2 meter ledge flat onto my back. I had gravel stuck in my back. Kept drinking, dont know what time I went to slep.

Today I woke up ith sore wrists and a very bad case of the beer shits and alot of phone numbers. So a good and bad ending. Still feal sick................If you cant understand this blame my hungoverness

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Guest BUNBUNBIGGY

Drunk Bombing. .

Tried to hurdle jump a spike fence like a pro ..

didnt pick up back leg . hahaa

7 stitches in my hamstring . .

 

good thing it didnt make me a new asshole.

 

DONT DRINK:confused:

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Guest sneak

walking along a beach drunk is fun.......till u fall over the sun loungers...

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