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EAT A DICK BEARDO... YOU LAME DUCK

DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY TOPICS, I'M CURIOUS ABOUT THIS BOARD'S COLLECTIVE SENSE OF HUMOR

 

AND "SOFTY TOPICS" IS SOME GAY SHIT TO SAY IN THE FIRST PLACE... WHAT WOULD BE A HARDCORE TOPIC??? IT'S A FUCKING COMPUTER MESSAGE BOARD YOU SHIT FOR BRAINS DWEEB... GOD I HATE YOU

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ALSO I'VE NEVER HEARD OF SERKOFF ANYWAY

HE CAN GET THE TWINS WHEN I PULL 'EM OUTTA SKINS AND YOU TOO FUCKFACE

 

YOU DON'T EXIST IN MY WORLD POINDEXTER... THE ONLY PERSON SPINNING THE DIAL IN MY 12OZ CANDYLAND IS DEE38, AND SHE'S ON HER KNEES WITH A COCK IN HER MOUTH

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FOR REAL YO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LEAVE THE THREAD STARTING TO THOSE THAT KNOW HOW TO THREAD START, YA DIG? YOUR JOB IS TO RUIN EVERYONE ELSE'S THREADS WITH YOUR SHITTY INSULTS AND CUBICLE MENTALITY.

 

IF YOU HATE US ALL SO MUCH, WHAT'S IT MATTER WHO THE FUNNIEST IS? AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CARE, WE DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER.

 

YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A CAPS LOCK BUTTON GENIUS. I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE.

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Guest --zeSto--

:king:krayon:king: makros:king:

 

no fucking doubt! I still this that the 'suprized models' series was the best ever!

 

 

"Oh."

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Guest Ted Wakowski

Kill Whitey.

 

Wordly Chap.

 

Born To Mack.

 

ALLAH NIGGA was offensive, narrow-minded and inappropriate ... shame to not see him on here anymore.

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GO TO BED FAG

 

DISCO BRYSO YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING HANG SO DON'T TRY

AND DON'T USE THE TERM "US" SO LOOSELY... I WOULDN'T WANT A SHIT FOR BRAINS PSUEDO-THUG LIKE YOU SPEAKING FOR ME NO MATTER HOW I FELT... AND WHILE YOU'RE SHUTTING THE FUCK UP, DO ME ONE MORE FAVOR AND DON'T MENTION GUNS ANYMORE... I THINK WE BOTH KNOW YOU NEVER SAW OR HELD ONE...

 

TAKE OFF THE CAPS AND STOP TRYING TO BE ME... IT'S NOT GOING DOWN LIKE THAT

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Guest --zeSto--
Originally posted by DISCO BRYSO

YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A CAPS LOCK BUTTON GENIUS.

 

THAT'S FUNNY! IT APPEARS THAT I HAVE ONE TOO !

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people who type in all caps.

 

people who buy obscenely loud Brulen mufflers for their rides, yet they do nothing for speed.

 

people who use roids.

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AHAAAAAAA DISCO HE CALLED YOU OUT

 

I BET YOU ARE A FUCKING NERD DUDE!!!

 

YOU KNOW WHEN I FIRST GOT A COMPUTER I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON IN CHAT ROOMS AND ON MESSAGE BOARDS AND SHIT THAT WASN'T A GEEK... BUT THEN LATER I REALIZED THAT THERE WERE SOME LEGITIMATELY COOL PEOPLE THAT CHOSE TO ENTERTAIN THEMSELVES WITH THE INTERNET, AND I FELT A LITTLE MORE SECURE WITH THE WHOLE ISSUE... THEN A LITTLE BIT LATER I FUCKED A FEW GIRLS THAT I MET IN CHAT ROOMS AND GOT HEAD FROM A COUPLE MORE AND SAID TO MYSELF "MARLBORO, DON'T LET ANYONE MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT DOING WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO DO DOG!!!"

 

NEVERTHELESS I CAN STILL SPOT A GEEK... DISCO YOU'VE MADE IT TOTALLY OBVIOUS THAT YOU'RE A TOOL... KILL YOURSELF NOW...

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Originally posted by Canadiano

people who type in all caps.

 

people who buy obscenely loud Brulen mufflers for their rides, yet they do nothing for speed.

 

people who use roids.

 

 

People with small penises

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AH HA HA HA. WELL THEN, WHY DON'T WE BOTH CONTINUE DOING WHAT WE WANT IN THIS WORLD? I'LL ROCK MY NEW FAVORITE TECHNOLOGICAL FEATURE, THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON, AND YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT ABOUT ME, WHENEVER YOU WANT, OKAY? IT'LL BE JUST LIKE BACK IN THE OLD DAYS WHEN THE CONSTITUTION WAS STILL INTACT.

 

JESUS, MAN. FOR ALL YOUR MATURITY AND WISDOM YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ANYONE CAN OWN AND OPERATE A GUN, IT'S AS SIMPLE AS REMOVING THE TRIGGER-LOCK WITH A BUTTER KNIFE. FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, SEEKING OWNS MANY GUNS, DON'T LET YOURSELF GET FOOLED INTO THINKING 'GEEKS' CAN'T HAVE TOYS TOO.

 

I WILL AGREE WITH YOU ON ONE THING:

"I WOULDN'T WANT A SHIT FOR BRAINS PSUEDO-THUG LIKE YOU SPEAKING FOR ME NO MATTER HOW I FELT".

 

I BET THOSE OLIVE KHAKIS FROM THE GAP ARE LOOKING ULTRA PROFESSIONAL WITH YOUR REISSUED JORDAN JOINTS WITH THE REAL-TIGHT SILVER EMBOSSING ON THE SIDE. I HOPE YOU GOT THE CUFFS JUST RIGHT...

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HOW CAN YOU TRY TO CLOWN AN OUTFIT AS DOPE AS THAT?

 

BY THE WAY, THE CUFF IS PROPER AND THE EMBOSSMENT IS WHITE ONE WHITE...

 

AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SEEKING'S GUNS... I BET I COULD PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE WHILE HE WAS HOLDING IT AND IT STILL WOULDN'T POP... BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE

 

BOTTOM LINE: STOP TRYING TO BE ME

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