Guest sneak Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del I LOST MY VIRGINTY!! i found it half a block away hiding in a telephone booth. dont worry folks, ive got everything undercontrol. that would be mine....id be gratefull for its return... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE THINK BACK TO WHEN YOU WERE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING VIRGINITY... DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW FUCKING EXCITED YOU WERE??? I'M PROUD OF YOU BRO, JUST REMEMBER, IT DOESN'T FEEL AS GOOD WITH A RUBBER... ALWAYS GO RAW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Originally posted by MARLBORO RED WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE THINK BACK TO WHEN YOU WERE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING VIRGINITY... DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW FUCKING EXCITED YOU WERE??? I'M PROUD OF YOU BRO, JUST REMEMBER, IT DOESN'T FEEL AS GOOD WITH A RUBBER... ALWAYS GO RAW the man speaks the truth noone wants to hear. jesus christ im bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent of the light Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 rock on dude. I'm 18 and straight edge, and some not so positive things, so i'm still on the v-squad. actually i watched this thing on the christian channel a while ago talking about how having oral sex is losing your virginity... it was really dumb, but they blamed bill clinton and said he is the reason the oral sex is popular (what fucking morons, for christsake)... so according to them i'm not, but i have to say i am. and i'm sure i'll start a thread about my virginity then. and i hope to have a digi cam by the time that happens (who knows when... GOALS) so i'll post pics of my hairy balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken E. Bus Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 http://uber.nu/2001/07/03/after.jpg'> Way to go big guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Originally posted by catwash hahah! and the hot guys thread he started - coincidence? .......then he started the fruitbooting thread........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 DEE38 Banned Registered: Apr 2001 Location: jesus hates sluts. Posts: 1351 Dee got banned??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del DEE38 Banned Registered: Apr 2001 Location: jesus hates sluts. Posts: 1351 Dee got banned??? whah??:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEMEDIC Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Originally posted by dragonslayer http://libraryweb.org/parma/images/j0137073.jpg'> "PRAISE ME!" did he treat you good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 Originally posted by evilistic please dont tell me u lost it to nakone this thread is hilarious, and this is one of the more funny ones. dirty habit and hands get my vote, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted August 9, 2002 Share Posted August 9, 2002 POWER PLAY ORAL SEX IS POPULAR BECAUSE IT FEELS TERRIFIC :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: AND IT'S ALSO AWESOME TO HAVE A BITCH SERVICE YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.LonelyHeart Posted August 10, 2002 Share Posted August 10, 2002 Originally posted by MARLBORO RED WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE THINK BACK TO WHEN YOU WERE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING VIRGINITY... DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW FUCKING EXCITED YOU WERE??? I'M PROUD OF YOU BRO, JUST REMEMBER, IT DOESN'T FEEL AS GOOD WITH A RUBBER... ALWAYS GO RAW It's not gonna feel good when you're dying from AIDS bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted August 11, 2002 Share Posted August 11, 2002 WOOP DEE FUCKING DOOOOOO!!!!! (insert funny manisfestation.org pic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FameWhore Posted August 11, 2002 Share Posted August 11, 2002 Originally posted by dragonslayer http://libraryweb.org/parma/images/j0137073.jpg'> "PRAISE ME!" wow, thanks for sharing, that is really good to know did u detect my slight hint of sarcasm in my previous statement?i think not:cool: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 11, 2002 Share Posted August 11, 2002 Wait...YOU HAD SEX BEOFRE MARRIAGE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 *GASP* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 14, 2002 Share Posted August 14, 2002 ok the christian channel said oral sex counts as losing your virginity... what about your hand? does that count too? anyone NOT remember losing they're virginity? i was so drunk i couldnt remember shit i just know i woke up with a hot girl and a condom on my piece lol that was a fun night i just wish i could remember it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 was thinking about this today (it was a slow day): i lost my virginity in the backseat of a car with no tint in a well-lit hardware store parking lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Back of a car down by the beach, battery went flat because I left the stereo and headlights on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 what was the soundtrack tho??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Crazy bitch, shit lay, proceeded to linger in my life far longer than I would have liked. Bitch is currently dating one of my (ex?) buddies. 3/10 would do again because she gave decent head i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted February 4, 2015 Share Posted February 4, 2015 Kool Keith @ the most important meal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Vast and Wild Keith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I'm saving my virginity for Yaweh and Jehovah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 luuckkyyyyyy. how do i get girls to notice me :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 One of three girls. Not sure which. Drunken haze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
breakfast menu Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 luuckkyyyyyy. how do i get girls to notice me :( funny Vines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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