DEE38 Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 Tommorow I have to give a demonstration on something for speech class and im totattly blanked out on what to do. No food is allowed. Some guy is gunna show us some "rodeo clowning" techniques, uh. He used to be Rodeo clown.. Some girl is doing CPR.. someone else is teaching how to Salsa. I really don't know what to do.... any ideas? It has to be no more than 8 minutes long. And please refrain from ideas like: demonstrate sucking dick thanks. -dee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 Demonstrate mass murder, and techniques on human mutilation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted August 7, 2002 Author Share Posted August 7, 2002 :mad: NO FOOD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 NO way. I Made this kind of thread before, and it didnt fucking work. My idea was better then what anyone else said. Why not demonstrate how to clean a handgun? Mount a grasshopper? Make a pipe-bomb? Using a suppository? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 If you're really stumped you can spend 8 min. showing people how to perpare for something like what you have to do, and what not to do. you Dee from NYC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CHEWBAKALLAH Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 when allah was in 7th grade i had to do a religeous presentation, so me being a stupid jackass decided to show them how muslims pray, i was down on the ground, when a trashcan gets thrown at my head, knocking me unconcious for minutes. i awoke then i realized the only trashcan was behind the teachers desk, thanks for buying me a t.v. whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted August 7, 2002 Author Share Posted August 7, 2002 No im not from NY. And I can't bring weapons to school. I was thinking of demonstrating how to make a "lei" since everyone knows me as the girl from hawaii. I just want to say: "SO HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE GOTTEN LEID BEFORE?" but thats fucking lame since las vegas has SHITTY flowers. YES I SAID IT, SHITTY FUCKING FLOWERS. I see no beautiful gardens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted August 7, 2002 Author Share Posted August 7, 2002 chewbakallah, HAHAHAH, fucking brilliant. too bad not allah nigga, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 demonstrate the beauty of silence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 Why the hell is this for speech class?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 you could demonstrate how to look good in a thong!!! ooohhhhffff.....sorry.....that was a compliment, i swear.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Luv Roo Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 Demonstrate: how to make a stencil. How to make a book. How to make a zine. How to repair a bike tire. How to assemble a skateboard. Or just steal something from Martha Stewart - she's got tons of already-ripped-off ideas. Or do something nobody thinks a girl would know how to do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted August 7, 2002 Share Posted August 7, 2002 You can make a bomb, it's not illegal until it's assembeled... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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