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Determination and single mindedness

I was just like "you know, I bet if I actually put forth an effort, I can fuck my insurance agent"

then I started having all kinds of bullshit reasons to stop by her office, until she asked me to go to lunch with her. It was a wrap somewhere between right then and the 3rd glass of wine.

 

a woman over 40 is just happy if you can bust, not even in how good a job you do along the way.

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i was fuckin a milf when i was 18.

she was 36 i think, mid 30s for sure.

 

it was cool while it lasted, but to be honest, she got pregnant when she was a teen, and i always kinda thought this bitch was only with me to re-live her younger years.

which i didnt mind at the time, i was fucking 18 and horny.

 

lets put it this way, age does not always equal maturity.

 

she turned out to be a headcase who was quick to bust into tears if it would get her what she wanted.

and some of her actions were a complete turnoff, making me think she was a bit of a deadbeat, and definitely not the best mother.

 

the sex was pretty mediocre at best.

 

eventually i wised up and got the fuck outta there.

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Been in that exact situation no shit, its true just because theyre older dosent mean a thing about maturity.

 

Just have to find the right ones, ive been in situations also where all they wanted was to fuck, no drama, no headaches just sex and then GTFO.

 

Much better than bitches with kids who want to live vicouriously like theyre 20

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i was fuckin a milf when i was 18.

she was 36 i think, mid 30s for sure.

 

it was cool while it lasted, but to be honest, she got pregnant when she was a teen, and i always kinda thought this bitch was only with me to re-live her younger years.

which i didnt mind at the time, i was fucking 18 and horny.

 

lets put it this way, age does not always equal maturity.

 

she turned out to be a headcase who was quick to bust into tears if it would get her what she wanted.

and some of her actions were a complete turnoff, making me think she was a bit of a deadbeat, and definitely not the best mother.

 

the sex was pretty mediocre at best.

 

eventually i wised up and got the fuck outta there.

 

Wait, you were surprised that a 36 year old woman who fucks 18 year olds is a headcase?

 

c'mon son .jpeg

 

Obviously the bitch doesn't have her shit together if she's hooking up with dudes literally half of her own age.

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what do you live in the fucking 1950s?

older women fuck with younger dudes all the time.

probably due to sexual stamina, or like i said, to feel young again.

 

sexual peak in males is around that age, women its way later.

 

ill admit i was a bit naive in thinking that a 30 something mother would automatically be responsible.

but like i said, age and maturity are not necessarily synonymous.

women are women, each ones different, yet theyre all the same, ya know?

 

you sound like one of those dudes who's a bit intimidated by an older lady (36 aint even old anyways).

try one out, dog, they dont bite.

 

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Solid advice.

 

Ive never full on dated a milf/cougar whatever.

I totally would if I found the right one though.

 

Say what you want, older women is where its at.

If you haven't had one you cant knock it, and if youve had a crazy one then you just have to treat it like fishing. Sometimes you catch a keeper, and sometimes you need to throw that bitch back.

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Never fucked a oldhead, but the one's I seen on spankwire look like they don't even know how to suck a dick at all.

Whereas all the young bitches seem to be into getting deep throat fucked.

 

Are the young bitches these days really down with that or is that just in porn?

 

I really wanna deep throat fuck a bitch and make her make them gagging noises.

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