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Guest beardo

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Guest beardo

http://www.njguido.com

 

 

WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?

 

THINK ABOUT IT.........

 

TERRIBLE RIGHT? WHAT ARE YOU, SOME TYPE OF LOSER?

 

IT'S OK THOUGH BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING ELSE THAT YOU CAN DO DURING THE WEEK AND STILL BE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT.

 

THAT IS WHAT THE WEEKENDS ARE FOR.

 

WHEN YOU LEAVE WORK ON FRIDAY, DO NOT CONSIDER GOING DOWN THE SHORE, JUST GO.

 

GET THERE AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE ON FRIDAY AND START PARTYING.

 

GO OUT, GO CRAZY, AND DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN ALL THE WAY THROUGH SUNDAY. IF YOU ARE A TRUE WEEKEND WARRIOR YOU MAY EVEN GO TO TEMPTATIONS ON SUNDAY NIGHT AND SLEEP DOWN THE SHORE UNTIL MONDAY. THAN DRIVE TO WORK MONDAY MORNING.

 

WHEN YOU WAKE UP MONDAY MORNING, ASK YOURSELF....DID I DO IT RIGHT?

 

REMEMBER THE FEELING THAT YOU HAVE WHILE YOU ARE READING THIS RIGHT NOW.

 

LET THE FEELING TAKE OVER YOU.....NOW THINK OF YOUR WEEKEND AHEAD......

 

DON'T MISS ANOTHER WEEKEND, THERE ARE NO EXCUSES!!!!!!!!!

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summer in new jersey? so it smells like garbage for 3 months?

 

 

hahahah im in there dudes.

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http://www.njguido.com/photogallery/DSCN1001.jpeg'>

 

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I love the guy with the sunglasses!

 

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"Yo, man, Todd, did you see those bitches? No shit! They were totally fuckin' on me, man! I should waste both roofies on their blond asses ... haha! Fuckin' A!"

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When Will I Relax?

 

 

 

I don’t get any sleep at night. When will I relax?

 

I wake up too early for work. When will I relax?

 

I work too hard all day. When will I relax?

 

I leave work into hours of traffic. When will I relax?

 

I get to the gym and strain my muscles. When will I relax?

 

I go home and deal with family. When will I relax?

 

I work at night to enhance my future. When will I relax?

 

 

 

I leave for the shore on Friday. When will I relax?

 

I sit in traffic for hours. When will I relax?

 

I live in a tiny shore house. When will I relax?

 

I live with 4 other guys. When will I relax?

 

I go out Friday night. When will I relax?

 

I stay out too late. When will I relax?

 

I get drunk on the beach. When will I relax?

 

I go out to Temptations on Saturday night. When will I relax?

 

I see the lights go on at Temptations. When will I relax?

 

I don’t get any sleep. When will I relax?

 

I get drunk on the beach at Surf Club on Sunday. When will I relax?

 

I end up at Temptations on Sunday night. When will I relax?

 

I see the lights at Temptation come on again. When will I relax?

 

I don’t go to sleep. When will I relax?

 

I drive to work on Monday. When will I relax?

 

I do it all again. When will I relax?

 

 

 

When will I relax?

 

WHEN I DIE!

 

 

 

THERE ARE NO EXCUSES! PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR!

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Guest Canadiano

^^ well fuckin' said.m (directed at poop man)

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